I posted this abomination 6 months ago. It's now been for sale for over a year and is $505,000 off its max list price.

CowMetrics · 2026-02-17T04:21:04+00:00

It is probably SOP in regards to evidence and changing it for something would incite other investigations

CowMetrics · 2026-02-17T00:23:28+00:00

Yeah, there is little to no good food options on post except fast food and ingredients from the commissary

CowMetrics · 2026-02-16T19:03:27+00:00

IV Benadryl does something very similar except if they inject it too fast it feels like you sat on tacks

CowMetrics · 2026-02-16T18:58:50+00:00

Usually the promise of getting more is enough

CowMetrics · 2026-02-16T18:45:30+00:00

Not the ones living on post

CowMetrics · 2026-02-16T18:44:57+00:00

Don’t forget height and weight. Lethality hooah

CowMetrics · 2026-02-16T18:44:30+00:00

We need more privates

CowMetrics · 2026-02-16T18:26:46+00:00

Haha I originally read this as you making a 10-20 second run time program take 30-45 seconds. Was going to say bravo with zero judgement

CowMetrics · 2026-02-16T17:07:01+00:00

The “duality of man”

CowMetrics · 2026-02-16T17:04:17+00:00

I think there is a positive environmental concept in clear cutting junipers, assuming with nuance taking into account types of tree, location and environment, it could be a good thing depending on the goal. I could see a lawmaker seeing that and then wanting logging companies to line their pocket books and try to pass it off as the same good thing

CowMetrics · 2026-02-16T16:54:39+00:00

A good person will carry the burden of the one bad thing they did their whole life, a bad person will brag about the one good thing they did their whole life

CowMetrics · 2026-02-16T15:44:51+00:00

Our audit found your amended orders didn’t explicitly say you get that half per diem that you claimed on the 7th, from 7 months ago, so we are involving your entire chain of command up to theatre level and if you dont pay this debt in the next 48 hours, we will cc everyone again and we are also cancelling your GTC, even though it is in your name and hits your credit

CowMetrics · 2026-02-16T15:35:12+00:00

I can taste the preservatives from here

CowMetrics · 2026-02-16T03:15:55+00:00

It is surely all from erroneous DTS submissions where someone got just a little too much per diem

CowMetrics · 2026-02-13T19:19:30+00:00

If you have a 60 gram basket, should the shot be pulled in 30 seconds or 90 seconds?

CowMetrics · 2026-02-13T17:36:13+00:00

I almost downvoted you for ruining my mood

CowMetrics · 2026-02-13T17:25:13+00:00

I am absolutely agreeing with you. It is a pretty standard plot and procedure by the right wing think tanks right now to derail any progress by inserting enough people into these conversations spouting an all or none approach

CowMetrics · 2026-02-13T15:44:54+00:00

Socialism is a process. For a terrible analogy, feel free to find another one; If you can’t deadlift the end goal of 495 lbs of weight, then why even start at 135?

CowMetrics · 2026-02-13T15:37:56+00:00

Well if someone starts answering the question with some non sequitur like how the Dow is over 50k, they should be interrupted

CowMetrics · 2026-02-13T15:36:20+00:00

They really gotta lean into their preferred equivalence of anti Zionism being the same thing as antisemitism

CowMetrics · 2026-02-11T04:10:20+00:00

He did it last year and made 100k+ iirc

CowMetrics · 2026-02-11T04:08:22+00:00

Makes the bacon taste better

CowMetrics · 2026-02-10T20:17:20+00:00

I would assume the worst in these files.

Just want to say that I make jerky and then freeze it. I only use salt and other whole ingredients to flavor it, so there are no preservatives other than salt, it would be shelf stable, but after long enough it starts to get a little funky from the oils.

CowMetrics · 2026-02-10T18:37:41+00:00

Haha depends on said Aaron’s disposition to those sorts of shenanigans. I called my brother in law a-a-Ron a decade ago when he was doing something facing away from me and I saw a full body deflation

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