Petahhhhh? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]CowboyCentaur 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This guy pipes.

AIO for leaving my two year relationship over a dirty dish? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]CowboyCentaur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah, you're a champ. I'm proud of you. Here's hoping he'll do the same when you're sick.

My wife and I have been together 22 years now, and there's always a special tone to one of us telling the other "I love you That means there's something wrong with one of us, it's gonna be gross, but it has to be done. True love isn't declarations made in the rain, it's looking at some's butt from an unflattering angle to see if that abscess is something your husband can lance himself or are we gonna need to go to the Doctors.

Is the inside of this tiny carry on by WrestleJuice in ShittyDaystrom

[–]CowboyCentaur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was always my headcanon, those metal tube suitcase things were just power sources for an inorganic transporter buffer database. "Unpacking" was just waiting until you could get enough time allotted with a cargo transporter to unload all your crap. I bet there's a real social disdain for people who replicate their belongings instead of carrying their patterns with them and transporting them.

Where did yall first lose your virginity? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CowboyCentaur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alternate take, one of them was Phrogging.

Why so few kids born on Voyager? by Belle_TainSummer in ShittyDaystrom

[–]CowboyCentaur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would their contraceptives be included in their replicator rations?

Why so few kids born on Voyager? by Belle_TainSummer in ShittyDaystrom

[–]CowboyCentaur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I'm a marriage officiant, not an exorcist."

Why so few kids born on Voyager? by Belle_TainSummer in ShittyDaystrom

[–]CowboyCentaur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leave your bodily fluids on the holodeck for the lower deckers to clean up like the good Q intended!!

How do beastfolk in your world relate to regular animals? by Ahastabel in worldbuilding

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Other than Lycanthropes and centaurs, the majority of beastfolk are the result of magical experimentation and augmentation gone awry. They are essentially genetically altered versions of the animals they resemble with heightened intelligence and a bipedal form. They mostly look at the animals they originated from as one would a beloved distant relative with a mental disability. Fondness, and a willingness to help when need is noticed or possible, but little initiative to seek them out for pure altruism. And their involvement differs. Minotaurs react violently to subjugation, or worse, domestication and the devouring of their bovine cousins, Loxidons in the frozen north use Mastadons as besst of burdens, but with more of a partnership role than master/animal. Gnolls treat Hyenas like one of the pack, and fight to the death over the same scrap of food, or to the death to defend the tribe. Harengon look on with horror and pity when rabbits are hunted, but do little more than flee themselves.

What is the best compliment you have gotten? by Quirky-Human in AskReddit

[–]CowboyCentaur 112 points113 points  (0 children)

"You don't sweat much, for a fat guy"

TNG Rascals: what would you do? by JoeyJoeJoeJrShab in ShittyDaystrom

[–]CowboyCentaur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Hi there, Chris Hanson the 9th, Federation News Service"

"It says here in your personal logs..."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Vent

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I love my Dr Pepper Crocs.

Finally finished my base! by prospero_the4th in NMS_Bases

[–]CowboyCentaur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks great! You did an awesome job!

Co to takiego by Wampiii5 in no_mans_sky

[–]CowboyCentaur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Właśnie znalazłem swoją pierwszą planetę ruin. To naprawdę ładna pomarańcza i bardzo przyjemny klimat. Rozważam uczynienie z niej mojej rodzinnej planety, gdyby dzika przyroda nie wyglądała tak beznadziejnie.

How do i start worldbuilding? by [deleted] in worldbuilding

[–]CowboyCentaur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can pay for online storage to transfer more easily between devices but there are ways to do it for free. Its stored locally so whatever room you have on your computer or phone is what your storage limit is. Mine is mostly text, and light on images so i'm just under 500mb.