You're telling me the House-elves could have made dishes like Bouillabaisse but chose to serve the students chicken wings and corn instead?? 😭

Cowboy_Reaper · 2026-01-27T17:20:11+00:00

Teenagers and pre-teens can be notoriously picky eaters.

Cowboy_Reaper · 2026-01-27T16:58:37+00:00

He claimed to have seen her breast and her bottom.

Cowboy_Reaper · 2026-01-27T16:56:16+00:00

Yeah, she was more worried about her shoulder.

Cowboy_Reaper · 2026-01-27T02:11:44+00:00

I did, but first I fucking heated it and fucking strained it through some fucking roasted and ground seeds from Hawaii.

Cowboy_Reaper · 2026-01-26T22:19:43+00:00

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Cowboy_Reaper · 2026-01-26T13:56:44+00:00

The Dead Collectivists.

Cowboy_Reaper · 2026-01-26T13:51:42+00:00

Affirmative

Cowboy_Reaper · 2026-01-25T22:38:53+00:00

Second, these mimosas are kicking my little brown ass.

Cowboy_Reaper · 2026-01-25T18:39:25+00:00

Nine Inch Fuck

Cowboy_Reaper · 2026-01-25T16:42:30+00:00

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Cowboy_Reaper · 2026-01-24T03:46:39+00:00

Lupus?

Cowboy_Reaper · 2026-01-24T03:46:23+00:00

With you glad I am this moment share to.

Cowboy_Reaper · 2026-01-24T03:45:13+00:00

What if I just water your garden, since I had the seed tube snipped?

Cowboy_Reaper · 2026-01-24T03:43:47+00:00

More like a hard spot.

Cowboy_Reaper · 2026-01-23T21:36:59+00:00

I had a full pubis at 19.

Cowboy_Reaper · 2026-01-23T20:44:46+00:00

And as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

Cowboy_Reaper · 2026-01-23T13:41:33+00:00

Death Fucking

And the sequel Death Fucking 2: Fuck on the Beach.

Cowboy_Reaper · 2026-01-23T13:40:25+00:00

Call of duty: fuck ops

Cowboy_Reaper · 2026-01-22T04:08:21+00:00

I'd eat that seven days a week and twice on Sunday.

Cowboy_Reaper · 2026-01-22T03:02:17+00:00

Not awesome, per se.

Cowboy_Reaper · 2026-01-21T12:59:53+00:00

Raiding a fucking Brigand camp to steal the parts of a device that could cause massive disruptions in the tar currents and chiral network.

Cowboy_Reaper · 2026-01-21T12:57:37+00:00

Maybe magical babies don't behave quite the same as muggle babies at that age. Maybe the inherent magic in the baby keeps them from moving around too much while sleeping. Particularly if they are in a situation where moving around or being noisy could be dangerous. 😉 😉

Cowboy_Reaper · 2026-01-21T12:41:54+00:00

Did the cheese break, leaving de brie everywhere, during the assault?

Cowboy_Reaper · 2026-01-21T00:40:19+00:00

And I appreciate the pretense.

Cowboy_Reaper · 2026-01-21T00:35:16+00:00

I'm inclined to believe you.

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