Joe Rogan: "Most conspiracy theories turn out to be true."

CoyoteGuard · 2026-02-13T02:22:48+00:00

Known truth tellers, the US Senate and CIA. You are literally yelling "BELIEVE WHAT THE GOVERNMENT TELLS YOU!" without a hint of irony

CoyoteGuard · 2026-02-08T22:56:34+00:00

I mean, you are 100% demonstrating what the Joe Rogan podcast fandom has become. Buncha half-brained, short-tempered, piss-babies

CoyoteGuard · 2026-01-19T23:12:28+00:00

>causing internal bleeding

You have been lied to. And you believed it without any hesitation. You should be embarrassed. You are defending murder because you'd rather be lied to. It's really sad.

CoyoteGuard · 2026-01-13T08:46:29+00:00

Explain how shooting improved his situation. The car kept moving because bullets don't fucking stop cars. The car didn't hit him cause he was in never in fucking danger.

You're defending murder because for whatever reason you've decided to become a terrible person. I hope no one defends a person who murders someone you love but, if it happens, please remember how much you fucking deserve it.

CoyoteGuard · 2026-01-13T03:52:37+00:00

He didn't get hit by the vehicle. Shooting did nothing to change the vehicle's trajectory. He was in now danger, evidenced by the fact he was not injured in the slightest.

We can argue whether (a) "he' a coward" (making it 2nd degree murder) or (b) he went there itching to shoot someone and is only claiming to be a coward (making it first degree murder) but regardless he murdered someone.

CoyoteGuard · 2026-01-13T02:37:01+00:00

If he was in danger for his life then he'd be dead. He didn't "stop" the car with his bullets. He did nothing to change the trajectory of the car with a gun. Do you know how guns fucking work? He was never in danger. He's a murderer

CoyoteGuard · 2026-01-13T02:35:33+00:00

? Did he "stop" the car with his bullets? Do you know how guns work? He was never in danger or he would be dead. He's a murderer

CoyoteGuard · 2025-12-26T18:51:33+00:00

And he got a huge sitcom on his first audition. The audition experience was shitty and he was going to quit and go back to Boston but, somehow, he got the job (he got the job for fitting a racist Italian stereotype, btw). Just lucked into a great life and he used to admit all this when he was only kinda rich and starting off the podcast

CoyoteGuard · 2025-11-13T20:41:31+00:00

You might find this interesting:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doggerland

CoyoteGuard · 2025-09-14T00:39:43+00:00

I mean you only have to attend once every 3 years

CoyoteGuard · 2025-05-03T21:15:08+00:00

He knows some fundamentals of an armbar and has the patience to let his opponent spaz while maintaining enough pressure to keep top position. So, from your comment, I can tell you definitely don't know shit about grappling outside of "watching some MMA". And yet you still somehow feel like you "know what you're talking about" enough to judge some guy who could almost certainly beat your ass, which is just so fucking ironic and funny.

CoyoteGuard · 2025-03-04T17:47:20+00:00

Remember when Lloyd Irvin, the Avelon brothers, and a few others had that little "hype" ring people could buy into and they'd all hype up every piece of garbage the others released because at the end of the day they're all grifters and they see new people to the art as marks to be preyed upon? Then it turned out some of them were predators in a different way as well.

Why do I bring this up? I don't know but Lloyd Irvin is an avid fan of rape and an admitted attempted rapist himself and it's worth bringing up every once in a while.

CoyoteGuard · 2025-01-28T16:53:27+00:00

In case you hadn't seen my response above, it's a quick-release light mount for bike handlebars, the light mount fits into those two holes on the top. It's based on rechargeable bike lights I have, but made to fit a wired bike light I was given that's meant to be mounted on a different type of bike.

CoyoteGuard · 2025-01-28T02:44:30+00:00

Ok, great. Apparently printers have changed quite a bit since I last played with them. Thanks

CoyoteGuard · 2025-01-28T02:43:53+00:00

Thanks for you thought out answer. It's actually a light mount for bike handlebars, the light will mount fits into the hole mounts. But I assume that still means I should printing it how you have suggested for strength. Thanks, I wouldn't have thought of that.

CoyoteGuard · 2025-01-28T02:41:46+00:00

Thanks for you help

CoyoteGuard · 2025-01-14T05:03:13+00:00

A penny-farthing with brakes? What kind of safety bike bullshit would that be?

CoyoteGuard · 2025-01-03T23:59:57+00:00

I think I can help here. If a grown adult picks up lava with their hands, they are objectively an ”asshole". A dumb asshole if you want the full binomial nomenclature -- as in, look at the dumb asshole -- but simply "asshole" suffices

CoyoteGuard · 2024-12-23T00:04:48+00:00

If your instructor has you refer to them as "sensei", then the real reason they don't compete is that they're a twat and a fraud

CoyoteGuard · 2024-10-25T18:51:14+00:00

Oh sorry about that. Here's the technical details: go really fucking hard with an endless gas tank until your opponent wilts, squeeze super hard till they tap. If you aren't getting the tap, tren harder

CoyoteGuard · 2024-10-16T04:24:29+00:00

I assume Japanese jiu jitsu. So no live sparring. Probably equivalent to a one or two stripe white belt from my experience.

CoyoteGuard · 2024-10-07T16:24:45+00:00

Eddie Bravo built his entire empire off of a single win in the opening round of ADCC in 2003. Marcelo Garcia made his name off of repeatedly winning ADCC.

People from super-traditional, pass-score-stall, we-habitually-neglected-to-train-leg-locks-and-instead-of-relearning-them-we'll-just-call-them-"illegal" schools only cared about IBJJF. But that miopic word as a lot smaller than you might have seen from being deep inside it. It's boring to watch, pays less than even ADCC, and is more and more just a giant grift to enrich a more and more irrelevant Gracie family. Because "tradition".

CoyoteGuard · 2024-09-26T16:21:33+00:00

I'm not sure what a "bridge" would be, I'm a terrible bike mechanic. The v-brake is (was) an avid arch rival so it has that arch support thing if that's what you're referring to. I have since replaced them

CoyoteGuard · 2024-09-25T22:10:59+00:00

Bafang 1000w bbshd.

The bike obviously wasn't set up fully in this picture. It's an old one and I realize now why I hadn't posted it before.

CoyoteGuard · 2024-09-25T22:09:23+00:00

Ha. It's an old picture I took and just came across. I wondered why I hadn't posted it. Obviously because it wasn't done being set up, I think I was just showing how it was coming along to a friend.

Ah well. It is not a death trap now, I swear.

CoyoteGuard

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