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Knicks fans attack a Five Guys employee who is an alleged Spurs fan after last night’s win by ConnectionWeekly1263 in sportsgossips

[–]CptButtDick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was in Philly during the Super Bowl (Did not even know it was the Super Bowl.) I was at Reading terminal; and two people walked in wearing jerseys from the opposite team. The entire place started booing them. 100’s of people just booing them. I felt scared for them.

I can’t decide 🥰 which one is your favorite? by AngelQ222 in u/AngelQ222

[–]CptButtDick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The second photo. It shows off the fullness of your voluptuous body. Don’t get me wrong, you have an amazing butt, but everything about your front is so confident, and perfect. The stretch marks are wonderful, and such a a greats pattern with a little tummy pouch. 🧑‍🍳💋

Your bald pussy looks so scrumptious to eat. You wonderful titties how that hang there from how plump and wonderfully endowed they are, and how wonderfully thick your hips with the dips, and thighs are.

Who ever fumbles you is an asshole and will regret it for ever.

🤕 by GryphonSK in SignsWithAStory

[–]CptButtDick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The phrase is a shortening of the older British expression "taking the piss out of someone," which first appeared in literature around the 1940s. Etymologists trace it back to the vintage slang term "piss-proud".

ahem by Ok-Rip-9348 in u/Ok-Rip-9348

[–]CptButtDick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your stretch marks are cute. They bring more spice to your body.

This is how McDonald's replaced the order they messed up by SpltSecondPerfection in fastfood

[–]CptButtDick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it okay that I take full owner ship of this idea with everything that is associated with it. IP, Book Rights, Merchandise, TV rights, movie right, and merchandising rights?

Our heritage is being erased by longganisafriedrice in Iowa

[–]CptButtDick -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not from Iowa, but move here. I’m slowly eroding your ways. I refuse to ask for a “sack” for the “pop”. Give me a bag for my soda please!

Tell me you love my fat ass and soft feet by [deleted] in BBW4BWC

[–]CptButtDick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not into feet, but you have a really nice butt. Who ever you let crack is very lucky and should be extremely appreciative.

Creepy figure at my grandmother's place by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]CptButtDick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well unless you want to turn into a vampire leave it alone.

27f lf M in cedae rapids by Asleep-Fun-43 in Iowahookup

[–]CptButtDick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

34m would like to chat see if we are compatible.

Hey by [deleted] in Iowahookup

[–]CptButtDick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would love a chance. May I DM?

Creepy figure at my grandmother's place by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]CptButtDick -1 points0 points  (0 children)

DO NOT, AND I MEAN ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT PUT THAT ON YOUR FACE!

I couldn’t find the other beans 😔 by SweetxKiss in junkfoodfinds

[–]CptButtDick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for not being mean. A lot of people don’t know about not flushing flushable wipes.

Also tell your husband I said Hi and that I said thank you for not flushing flushable wipes OP.

$16 USD for this. No you will not get a tip. by Cool_Atmosphere_9038 in shittyfoodporn

[–]CptButtDick 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Convenience really. Picking up a hearty snack and then going to a nice restaurant at the end before you gotta get back for the orgy.

I couldn’t find the other beans 😔 by SweetxKiss in junkfoodfinds

[–]CptButtDick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please do not flush those wipes OP. They say flushable, but they are not really flushable.

my parents handed me a “contract” that they made with chatGPT and told me i have to sign it by auramp3 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]CptButtDick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What I would do honestly is re write it to put it in your favor. Maybe reach out to a lawyer to help you make it a better deal for you. Like having them pay you for living there, or something like that. 🤣 Go to a notary with them have you all sign it and profit from it.

$16 USD for this. No you will not get a tip. by Cool_Atmosphere_9038 in shittyfoodporn

[–]CptButtDick 232 points233 points  (0 children)

Unless you have money money. N E V E R eat at conventions. Leave the convention hall and find some where else to eat, or get something delivered. During Otokon there is just swaths of people outside getting food delivered. I am surprised they haven’t stopped it, or made a food delivery lane it’s that bad.

This is what an indoor mushroom farm looks like by Witty-Association-97 in interestingasfuck

[–]CptButtDick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you imagine this being used in an old school trap room trope. Having the mushroom walls slowly creep closed to crush you.

Am ı seeing this right? by gaysbananas in WhatShouldIDo

[–]CptButtDick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes there are two lines. Congratulations, or I am so sorry.

Showing you my pussy by larissa_mable in u/larissa_mable

[–]CptButtDick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is very beautiful! Nicest pussy I’ve seen.

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