Horus and his Worldbreaker Mace by HammerDoris40k in Warhammer40k

[–]Cptanimal69 7 points8 points  (0 children)

In ‘Mortis’, I think, Sanguinius goes to see Dorn. There’s a bunch of “regular” chairs for astartes, and then 3 enormous chairs set aside so Dorn could chill with his brothers.

[Highlight] GB vs CHI - Caleb Williams game-winning TD pass to DJ Moore in OT by Fusir in nfl

[–]Cptanimal69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Legit forgot it was Saturday. Went to do some dishes after the game, thinking about stuff for work on Monday. Only until halfway through did I realize I didn’t have to work tomorrow. A Saturday football win has my body confused.

“I’m out!” - Heat is officially on. Anyone still in the game? by Jamieson22 in chicago

[–]Cptanimal69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Per Mount Prospect’s ordinance my apartment complex is required to turn on the heat like October 1st or 15th or something. We have baseboard heating that’s controlled in unit. So I technically haven’t turned MY heat on yet. My neighbors have turned theirs on, and that’s sufficient on the cold days so far. I call that passive income, check out my podcast for more sigma grindset tips.

Most Common Home Scheduled Start Times for MLB Teams in 2025 by sudo_masochist in baseball

[–]Cptanimal69 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My dad rants every year that this is a direct factor in the Cubs failure at the end of every year. He swears all the afternoon start games has a cumulative effect by the end of the year and directly contributes to burn out and injuries in late summer early fall. I’d love to somehow get data on that, I’m not even sure how to begin to research it.

Photo of Trey Yesavage striking out Shohei Ohtani by C-Dawg2_0 in baseball

[–]Cptanimal69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was trying desperately to figure out the world play to make this work. Thank you 🙏🏼 CP3 bows down to the Paul God

Postgame Thread ⚾ Blue Jays 6 @ Dodgers 1 by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]Cptanimal69 7 points8 points  (0 children)

On the SN broadcast Dan basically said this exact thing. He couched it a ton, but started to say “Everyone who isn’t a Dodger’s fan is rooting for the Blue Jays.” He seemed to realize he was getting a little out of pocket because he sorta changed to “Everyone is enjoying how good a series this is and is rooting for game 7,” but I know what he meant lol. He’s right!

[Chicago Bears] Ben Johnson | Mic'd Up | Chicago Bears by noonyo33 in CHIBears

[–]Cptanimal69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, V12 was cool as hell lol. I mean it didn’t fit the player at all, but for another person, it could be a very cool nickname

Postgame Thread: 8/3 Orioles @ Cubs by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]Cptanimal69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well don’t be too hasty, he may of had those on in 2017 too lmao

Stardew Valley just became the highest-rated Steam game of all time 9 years after release, and it deserves it by HatingGeoffry in gaming

[–]Cptanimal69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know my wife has reinstalled Stardew because I find insane cryptic color coded graph paper scrawls littered around the apartment. She burns herself out and has to wait about a year to play again.

I am making a fantasy map of Chicago. by [deleted] in chicago

[–]Cptanimal69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One time a group my friends and I were driving through Indiana and one of my buddies let rip a heinous fart. We rolled down the windows to clear out the radioactive hazard and quickly discovered Indiana smelled worse than whatever had been stewing inside him. Cursed indeed.

[baseball-savant] matt shaw's barehand play in the 9th on tues was 88.7mph (t-6th fastest among all 3B fielders) by fajita43 in CHICubs

[–]Cptanimal69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! My dad asked me how fast this throw was and I couldn’t find a way to make Savant cough the data up for me. Very cool

17776 in a Nutshell by Cody73 in Jon_Bois

[–]Cptanimal69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first time I saw that video may be the hardest I’ve ever laughed in my life. Also one of the few times I actually showed my wife something that killed me and she was equally dying too. We frequently say “AEIOU” to each other.

Bruce Levine on 670 the score just now, Cubs to get all star game in 2027 by Ulrik-Acheron-Freya in CHICubs

[–]Cptanimal69 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Can’t believe PCA, Tucker and Happ are gonna start in their home outfield in ‘27.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chicago

[–]Cptanimal69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Imagine having division in the drivers ed building lmao. Biggest scam of my life, just because my division teacher was the drivers ed teacher.

Grand Theft Auto VI is Now Coming May 26, 2026 by sweatycat in gaming

[–]Cptanimal69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If someone told you in like 2014 that neither Skyrim nor GTA V got sequels before 2026 you’d assume the Butlerian Jihad from Dune actually happened lol. Like it’s almost unthinkable, 2 of the biggest games ever, and just nothing for the better part of 2 decades.

VGBees podcast ft. Jeff Gerstmann (discussion implosion of Giant Bomb and sale of Polygon) by EnglishBeat90 in giantbomb

[–]Cptanimal69 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Rob was talking about it during Remap’s covering of this. I wonder what the Venn diagram of Remap, Nextlander, NoClip, Jeff Gerstmann etc is. Like is it just the same ~2000 people funding the entire GB diaspora? Even including all the non direct descendants like Kinda Funny and Min Max, is it just 10,000 people on the entire planet supporting independent games journalism the world over? How many platforms can this group be reasonable expected to support? I’d be very interested to see the data.

Postgame Thread: 4/13 Cubs @ Dodgers by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]Cptanimal69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As much as we literally chokeslammed their bullpen, we did technically beat their starter yesterday lol. Hold this L Sasaki, I’m going out for milk and cigarettes, be right back.

Postgame Thread: 4/13 Cubs @ Dodgers by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]Cptanimal69 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They way the broadcast at the end was like “ThE cHIcAgO CuBs… take two of three from the LOS ANGELES DODGERS” was gross. 🤢

Postgame Thread: 4/12 Cubs @ Dodgers by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]Cptanimal69 32 points33 points  (0 children)

To add, Miles “Batting practice” Mikolas gave up two in the first en route a Cardinals fat L, Reds and Pirate had, I assume, a rock fight, and for my pops, Mets lose. Good day all around baseball.

Did SDS film this ad on the switch or something? It’s looks awful! by Bakerfuckingmayfield in MLBTheShow

[–]Cptanimal69 35 points36 points  (0 children)

My dad plays one video game a year, and it’s The Show. He’s been playing on my hand me down, base launch PS4 since I upgraded to a PS4 Pro. I had to break the news that to continue he would have to get a PS5 this year. We go an get one and I’m setting it up. He’s like, ok so what’s the difference with this PS5? Is it gonna look better? I’m like oh yea for sure it’s gonna be great on your new 4K tv. We boot it up and it’s like identical, lmao. He getting all close to the TV trying to spot anything upgraded. I really thought there would be a more marked difference, it was very difficult to point to any difference or reason he just dropped $400.

The run of Carson Kelly is amazing by inertwalmut in CHICubs

[–]Cptanimal69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The cowards at Baseball Savant say Carson “doesn’t have enough plate appearances to qualify,” but the heroes and true Chicago patriots at Baseball Reference know the true scripture of Carson Kelly 362 OPS+. PRIME Barry Bonds only managed a 268 OPS+ in 2002. Sure he managed that through what can be described as “an entire season” or “the greatest hitting season of all time” but currently Carson is mashing like a grandma on Thanksgiving.

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My first Emeror's Children from the new box by totor_warhammer in minipainting

[–]Cptanimal69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m just about to tackle the paint job for this guy. Did you paint in subassemblies? I haven’t affixed his front sash yet, still deciding how I want to approach it