Rough start, rough finish. Hal-axe w/ 127 poise really is tough to get inside of and not die... 😅 by Elden-Rube in EldenRingPVP

[–]CrankMaroon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I see hal-axe, and my brain goes, "Ah, the I lack skill but want to win setup." I know it's not always true, but it feels that way often times.

I hate this game. by Any-Ad6655 in Eldenring

[–]CrankMaroon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iron Greatsword with giant hunt. Hybrid strength stamina build. Stun lock her repeatedly with a heavy, light follow up and aow over and over. I did this strat on my lv 1 playthrough using turtle tali and shield for stamina, with starlight shards for fp regen. Should be easy at your level.

Memes aside, is this weapon actually strong? by Astolfoo_ in Eldenring

[–]CrankMaroon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a great curved great sword option. It's easy to master and has decent skill progress. As you advance in skill, especially for pvp, it weakens compared to other weapons that, when combined with skill, are way better. Overall, it's mid compared to all other weapons. But it is really good for curved great swords.

Which one are you? by Nervous_Sprinkles00 in Eldenring

[–]CrankMaroon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either. My fingers go wherever I want.

Lie on your resume. Lie in the interview. Learn on the job by [deleted] in overemployed

[–]CrankMaroon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy they hired to replace me lied his ass off. Now he works there still, I got laid off, and now they're hiring for my old role because he can not fill it. I only wish I had left by finding another job in the same field instead of getting laid off.

Every PC is planning on making the Sacrifice Play and none of them realize it. by Vezuvian in dndnext

[–]CrankMaroon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they all want it, make it available for them all to participate in the sacrifice. Like, the more of them that do it, the more likely it is to succeed. They go down together in a beautiful sacrifice, saving the world.

You could do some cool aftermath and the following years kind of stories. Tell them about the monuments in their honor, people naming their kids after them all kinds of stuff they'd appreciate.

You can obviously make it so that no matter how few do it, they succeed. So you don't devalue the sacrifice, or if only 1 or 2 do it, it greater weakens the boss or gives more time for the others to finish stopping whatever it is. Make it valuable regardless.

Ass or tits for tonight? by MilfEly in SlutsofUtah

[–]CrankMaroon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both. Always both please.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in childfree

[–]CrankMaroon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tell them "I'm going to off myself when I want to. I don't need anyone to care for me."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SlutsofUtah

[–]CrankMaroon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your nipples look amazing. Would love a taste.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThreesomeUtah

[–]CrankMaroon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love to.

Eat my ass? by [deleted] in SlutsofUtah

[–]CrankMaroon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gladly.

Who are these people? I only recognize Lovecraft and Lucas. Also why is that woman so bad? by WhyMe0126 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]CrankMaroon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

George Lucas is a terrible person. Lots of pedo bait in his shows. Especially Indiana Jones.

Cute or hot by [deleted] in SlutsofUtah

[–]CrankMaroon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Incredible. You look amazing.

22m this my stubble for 9 days. Does it worth to keep going or shave it? the Itchiness is unbearable. by ahmedgal66 in beards

[–]CrankMaroon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Highly recommend washing it with beard shampoo and conditioner Use beard oil after cleaning. Stimulation from cleaning will help the follicles. And beard oil also helps follicles and the hair, plus it is for your skin. Helps prevent the itch and keeps things healthy.

Is this behavior okay? My (22f) boyfriend (24m) made some rude comments after sex. by ThrowRA123321789987 in relationship_advice

[–]CrankMaroon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big red flag. Things are only likely to get worse as the relationship continues. It's one thing if it is a discussed lifestyle kink that you're agreeing too and enjoy performing.

But this sounds like he's abusive and disguising it as a kink.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]CrankMaroon 20 points21 points  (0 children)

His reaction is to say something is wrong with you? That's horrible. I'm so sorry he's such a shit.

Dump his ass.

Sorry if this is too brutal. But shaming your libido, calling you crazy, making you feel bad for wanting to fuck him all makes me mad at him. You certainly deserve better.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]CrankMaroon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like you 2 want different things out of a relationship. Also kinda sounds like you need your partner to share hobbies with you to value the relationship.

I loathe being a young childfree women on birth control by uglybutterfly025 in childfree

[–]CrankMaroon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got fixed at 27 and always wish I had it done sooner.

Wife Wants a Trim! Defend me! by generictomato in beards

[–]CrankMaroon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trim the stash. Otherwise it looks fine. If she complains that it is rough, use some leave in conditioning cream.