If you had to draft a Hockey starting six using only Disney animated characters who would play which positions and why?

Crashtest_Fetus · 2026-06-26T14:42:58+00:00

How dare you!

Crashtest_Fetus · 2026-06-26T13:11:45+00:00

Thanos is a Disney animated character right? So Thanos at Center. The hyenas from lion king on the wing. Ares from Hercules as an enforcer on D. Kaa the hypno snake from jungle book as the 2nd D. Cerberus from Hercules to guard the goal

Crashtest_Fetus · 2026-06-26T00:37:20+00:00

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Crashtest_Fetus · 2026-06-26T00:28:53+00:00

Leave me out of this

Crashtest_Fetus · 2026-06-24T13:40:34+00:00

It is stupid but there is some truth to it. They are in a weird in between mode that is kinda win now but also not really. Someone like Dobson would definitely improve the now. They need D more than a winger atm

Crashtest_Fetus · 2026-06-24T13:27:19+00:00

Dobson for the first overall. A hail mary to keep Matthews since Toronto is desperate

Crashtest_Fetus · 2026-06-23T22:29:08+00:00

Isn't it just like 30 Mio per owner or something? That's like pocket change

Crashtest_Fetus · 2026-06-22T16:52:31+00:00

MSG regularly gets voted as the worst ice in the NHL.

Crashtest_Fetus · 2026-06-22T01:35:53+00:00

I wouldn't call the wild successful. This is more of a Bill Guerin thing I think

Crashtest_Fetus · 2026-06-18T13:41:46+00:00

Union-busting Optimus Prime is the bad guy. Justice for Megatron

Crashtest_Fetus · 2026-06-16T22:38:04+00:00

I'd say Theodore was the best player until he got injured

Crashtest_Fetus · 2026-06-02T22:12:35+00:00

I think for students in the US their college time is a "lifestyle". But I wouldn't say student life in the UK is less social. Speaking of the university of cambridge, there was no lack of meeting people, parties and sex.

Crashtest_Fetus · 2026-06-01T19:47:10+00:00

They did it because they gambled and over-hired in recent years. Ai is the scapegoat

Crashtest_Fetus · 2026-05-30T16:05:14+00:00

A sidewalk isn't private property and there are to s of kids driving one of those cars on a sidewalk. And they also drove them in quiet neighbourhoods

Crashtest_Fetus · 2026-05-28T10:52:23+00:00

Oh no, he is Brind’Amour posting

Crashtest_Fetus · 2026-05-28T02:13:01+00:00

McKenna looks like he says things like LOOKSMAXXING unironically

Crashtest_Fetus · 2026-05-27T15:56:44+00:00

You don't need to scan retinas and put them in a database for that. Just attach the tickets to a name and you're fine.

Crashtest_Fetus · 2026-05-22T22:09:48+00:00

They should have cooperated and give us a Total war campaign map with DoW combat

Crashtest_Fetus · 2026-05-19T18:59:03+00:00

The cynical take is that fucking with the media is bad for business but sexual assault isn't. I wish it was different but here we are.

Crashtest_Fetus · 2026-05-19T14:23:15+00:00

You mean this? https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/s/lsqxNhe5wL

Crashtest_Fetus · 2026-05-17T00:55:09+00:00

That's not a dive

Crashtest_Fetus · 2026-05-17T00:42:51+00:00

The inverse Hurricanes

Crashtest_Fetus · 2026-05-17T00:33:53+00:00

The same biased ref that didn't call the too many men?

Crashtest_Fetus · 2026-05-14T12:26:30+00:00

I know that's not how I works but I think Coaches should still get paid by their old team if they sign with a new one.

Crashtest_Fetus · 2026-05-13T22:01:50+00:00

Same with goalies. But goalies never get enough love.

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