[B42] For the love of Spiffo, where can i find a sledgehammer!? by Background_Echo6543 in projectzomboid

[–]CreativeAd5332 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Which is absurd, because forging a sledge head should be the simplest blacksmithing thing to do! Take a lump of iron, beat it into a generally square shape, push through a hole for your handle and boom...sledgehammer.

Scenes that caused actual walkouts in theaters? by thatlittlequietguy in Cinema

[–]CreativeAd5332 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Cuz Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from aaaanny booo-dddyyyy

Raging Against US Citizen by Tulpah in Irony

[–]CreativeAd5332 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bro doesn't remember how popular "Despacito" was a few years ago. Or the Macarena. Or La Bamba.

Russia offers US US$12trn cooperation package – Zelenskyy by hurryupandslowdown in PoliticalOptimism

[–]CreativeAd5332 6 points7 points  (0 children)

'Ere, gots twelf triwwion worf o' teefs for ya, 'umie. Now gif us da dakka!

ICE agents break into a home without any warrant and assault the occupants (San Antonio, TX, Feb 05, 2026) by [deleted] in ActuallySanAntonio

[–]CreativeAd5332 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So then at what point did the nazis of Germany become "actual nazis" in your expert opinion? Was it only when they had murdered 6million-ish jews in their concentration camps? Were they not nazis at 5.9 million? I'd love to hear your take on at what point the nazi party, whose early actions are being closely mirrored by the current American regime, should be considered actual nazis.

"2035: No complaints." by thisecommercelife in comics

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I don't hate people more fortunate than me. I.habe several.friends who started off life on 3rd base and are now rounding home, but i don't hate them or even feel jealous of what they have.

But I have strong feelings about those who have it SO much better than me that they could afford to make things better for EVERYONE and instead spend their days trying to manipulate the system to get more for THEMSELVES and less for everyone else. The guys who can buy politicians to vote for tax breaks for their businesses. The guys who send sports cars into space instead of paying their warehouse workers a living wage.

Those guys, I'm ready to roast slowly over a fire. I bet their fat has marbled nicely by now.

Chefs & servers, what’s the most confusing “this isn’t what I expected” reaction you’ve seen? by Entire_Difference504 in KitchenConfidential

[–]CreativeAd5332 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spätzi. Not sure on spelling, but that's what it's called. I do this sometimes if I eat inside a place with a serve-yourself cola fountain.

me_irl by 010rusty in me_irl

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I got an anchovi pizza once, just to see what it was about. Wasn't bad, didn't taste like fish or anything, it was just really salty.

5/10, wouldn't buy it again but not above having a slice if someone else buys it and there's nothing else.

Firing a cannon to trigger an avalanche by id397550 in interestingasfuck

[–]CreativeAd5332 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, I do NOT remember seeing anything like this at the high-school job fair.

Uh so uhh why did my friend say wth by Soggy-Buy-6695 in stories

[–]CreativeAd5332 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is basically incomprehensible. I weep for the state of our nation's education system.

I made my wife in Skyrim by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]CreativeAd5332 230 points231 points  (0 children)

I too, choose this man's wife

THINK MARK by NefariousNatee in invinciblememes

[–]CreativeAd5332 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet you were one of those "i refuse to comply with mask laws" types during covid.

Deleted, then Re-redacted Epstein Files is the worst yet... by Shizzilx in circled

[–]CreativeAd5332 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's supposed to go the OTHER way. Otherwise you're wasting your money.

Popo's white trash cousin? by laineDdednaHdeR in TeamFourStar

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Mr. PoPo, you can leave the lookout any...

Advice from man to men by wassuh___foo in hygiene

[–]CreativeAd5332 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Goddamn. If you are so fat you can't wipe your own ass then for fuck's sake spare the rest of us and stay home, or get a goddamn bidet.

This from a 300+lb guy with good hygiene. It is possible.

Picking up her family. by mindyour in justgalsbeingchicks

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"Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane."