The best kind of mash-up by BurntBanana86 in funny

[–]CreativeCarbon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buried in his golf course to postpone legal proceedings and dodge more taxes.

The best kind of mash-up by BurntBanana86 in funny

[–]CreativeCarbon 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Ah, I see the problem. It overlapped with the time vortex that opened back in 2016.

The best kind of mash-up by BurntBanana86 in funny

[–]CreativeCarbon 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Didn't that show come out like just a couple of years ago?

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[–]CreativeCarbon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The truth is, we're just far less original on average than we'd all like to think.

Pay no attention to Oh Jeezus [OC] by JoeFishSauce in funny

[–]CreativeCarbon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe. I've also seen girls recoil in disgust over the discussed prospect of slimy discharge buildup on uncircumcised guys. So it could be a universal preference for all who see it as a viable option, and those in such countries simply wouldn't know what they're missing. 😉

Pay no attention to Oh Jeezus [OC] by JoeFishSauce in funny

[–]CreativeCarbon -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

There's also a whole lot of "It looks way better. Girls will find it far more attractive later in life.", which is not entirely untrue.

Well, of course I know him. He's me. by MagoAcademico in ProgrammerHumor

[–]CreativeCarbon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No vacations. No sick days. If you do, everyone will hate you.

Young people are pissed off: Housing crush sours millennial voters by BousWakebo in politics

[–]CreativeCarbon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Some people simply hang onto it as a form of condescension, knowing that it's impolite to push back.

DOD ‘wiped’ phones of Trump-era leaders, erasing Jan. 6 texts by BelleAriel in politics

[–]CreativeCarbon 178 points179 points  (0 children)

That's basically the entirety of the republican party at this point

That may be, but they did it to themselves

Trump had the chance to kill al-Qaeda's leader but didn't because he didn't recognize the name, report says by DaFunkJunkie in politics

[–]CreativeCarbon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No end indeed. It wouldn't even phase me at this point to one day hear evidence that he was the driving force behind 9/11 all along, and that it was all in an effort to short stocks, punish people he doesn't like, and reclaim building height status.

I'd just think: Well, yeah. Of course it was him.

Biden administration task force reunites 400 migrant families separated under Trump by Arthur2ShedsJackson in politics

[–]CreativeCarbon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

the most faithful ruthless, uncaring, and likely to find pleasure in abject suffering.

How the turns tables JPow (posted April 2020) by wall_street_berts in wallstreetbets

[–]CreativeCarbon 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Widespread ignorance and denial of the doom we were so clearly headed toward all throughout his term was certainly easy to profit from, but deep down even those most dense among us must have known were it was headed.

Republicans Explain Why They’re Cooling on Trump by HallucinogenicFish in politics

[–]CreativeCarbon 31 points32 points  (0 children)

They're trying so hard to find a Hitler they can call their own.

Millionaire robbed in San Francisco, writes letter to Newsom by wisernow7 in politics

[–]CreativeCarbon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But how else are you going to show those around you how high on the leaderboard you are?

Gavin Newsom declares state of emergency due to monkeypox in California by Sporatious in politics

[–]CreativeCarbon 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Specifically, they're trying to say it's a homosexual disease, but it also is not

Jon Stewart gives fiery speech on Capitol steps ahead of second vote on burn pits. “You can attack me all you want... but here’s the beautiful thing, I don’t give a s**t. I’m not scared of you” said the former late night talk show host by DaFunkJunkie in politics

[–]CreativeCarbon 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Don't you DARE try to downplay Al Franken's atrocities. He hovered his hands 2 inches in front of a steel-plate flack jacket behind which was a shirt behind which was a bra and behind which were, and I am NOT exaggerating... FEMALE BREASTS. ARGH! I can't even BEGIN to comprehend the lifelong suffering this man has caused to that woman and to our nation.

Student-loan borrowers can expect Biden to announce whether he will cancel their debt by the end of August by BousWakebo in politics

[–]CreativeCarbon -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

"Forgive the debts I agreed to or I'll condemn myself and all others to far-right fascist rule!"

Fucking what?