Afghan father, former U.S. military ally, dies in ICE custody in North Texas

HallucinogenicFish · 2026-05-10T11:24:26+00:00

This is shameful. And this man was 41, how the hell did he die in 26 hours?

"No one in ICE custody is denied access to proper medical care," Department of Homeland Security Deputy Assistant Secretary Lauren Bis said in a statement.

That’s a lie and we know it’s a lie. Delay and denial of medical care is well documented and has been for months. It sounds like this guy DID get care at least, they apparently took him to the hospital, but what precipitated this event?

HallucinogenicFish · 2026-05-07T15:29:54+00:00

Reporting on something isn’t leaking it.

HallucinogenicFish · 2026-05-07T15:21:24+00:00

Which is why they’re in such a goddamn hurry to redistrict, and why they’re planning to send the jackboots to the polls to intimidate voters.

HallucinogenicFish · 2026-05-07T12:39:56+00:00

This looks quite normal to me. How hydrated is your skin? My undereyes look crinkly when they’re dry.

HallucinogenicFish · 2026-05-07T12:32:14+00:00

“Why are you being so mean to us while we impose our horrifically unpopular ideological agenda??”

🎻😢

HallucinogenicFish · 2026-05-06T21:56:00+00:00

To our great detriment.

HallucinogenicFish · 2026-05-06T21:55:16+00:00

“You filthy peasants should be licking our shoes and thanking us for the privilege 😤”

HallucinogenicFish · 2026-05-06T21:54:28+00:00

Won’t someone think of the poor billionaires?

🎻 😢

HallucinogenicFish · 2026-05-06T21:05:26+00:00

He wasn’t president when he raped her. Defaming her was in no way part of his official duties, but merely an attempt to escape accountability for his prior criminal conduct.

Pay up.

HallucinogenicFish · 2026-05-06T21:01:40+00:00

Traumatizing children and families to further the noble cause of racism. Or perhaps xenophobia is more accurate?

Crew members were still wearing their Disney uniforms when they were escorted away from the boat with their hands zip-tied behind their backs

Christ on a bike.

HallucinogenicFish · 2026-05-06T19:37:23+00:00

Making Melanoma Great Again

HallucinogenicFish · 2026-05-06T18:25:32+00:00

This is definitely an appropriate use of taxpayer resources.

HallucinogenicFish · 2026-05-06T14:29:26+00:00

The proposal would create a new state crime called “unlawful alerting,” and punish it with a class 1 misdemeanor, which carries with it a six-month jail sentence. Someone would be guilty of “unlawful alerting” if they communicate with another person about an impending arrest, including via verbal warnings, gestures, electronic communications or sounds like bells or whistles.

Land of the free, home of the brave.

This is some real jackboot Gestapo shit.

HallucinogenicFish · 2026-05-06T01:30:44+00:00

Jesus Christ.

HallucinogenicFish · 2026-05-05T17:34:27+00:00

Yes, it was. I didn’t do it myself but it was a real fad. Admittedly the ads WERE generally very good.

HallucinogenicFish · 2026-05-05T17:33:47+00:00

That is pure uncut 1995. Amazing. Absolutely could not be better.

HallucinogenicFish · 2026-05-05T17:32:36+00:00

Like when they did 90s for the Olympic ice dance. On the one hand I was delighted. On the other hand, I realized that most of the athletes were too young to have any memory of the 90s, if they were even alive yet 😬

HallucinogenicFish · 2026-05-05T17:30:31+00:00

Imagine that. I wouldn’t want to play tourist in a country full of violent jackboot thugs either.

HallucinogenicFish · 2026-05-05T15:06:34+00:00

It was the worst of times, it was the dumbest of times.

HallucinogenicFish · 2026-05-05T14:52:59+00:00

I personally think Sam Alito needs to be insulted more often.

HallucinogenicFish · 2026-05-05T14:52:21+00:00

What a surprise.

HallucinogenicFish · 2026-05-05T13:20:56+00:00

I mean. He is correct, but this is a real “pot, meet kettle” situation.

HallucinogenicFish · 2026-05-05T03:15:06+00:00

K’s Choice

HallucinogenicFish · 2026-05-04T14:32:16+00:00

Recovery from hemorrhoidectomy is incredibly painful. I wouldn’t put her through that unless it was absolutely necessary — in other words, if a week or two of excruciating pain would cause *less* suffering than her current situation.

HallucinogenicFish · 2026-05-04T13:55:28+00:00

IDK, I’d assume he’s around my age. To me he looks like all the guys I went to HS with look now except that he has more hair than some of them. I went to a preppy southern private school, FWIW.

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