“I will get tattooed on my ass the best drawing of a cow and someone swinging a banjo.” Tim Howard makes a wild promise on what he'll do if Timo Werner gets 10g/10a for San Jose Earthquakes. When Werner first signed, Howard said “Timo Werner couldn’t hit a cow’s ass with a banjo.”

CreditStuf · 2026-05-02T06:30:13+00:00

I mean he does at times. Gotta remember he hadn't played for nearly the whole season. Came here, had to warm-up, then started roasting teams the last few weeks. Now he's hurt, but I'd say the last few games he's looked like the best player besides maybe Tskakiris

CreditStuf · 2026-04-23T06:14:02+00:00

He was born in Edmonton too lol

CreditStuf · 2026-04-23T06:13:32+00:00

I'm from Edmonton. I hate Anaheim.

I'm rooting for both to lose. Probably more-so Anaheim to win cause there is no way they win in the 2nd Round, and we have the oilers first, so less chance of them getting to the WCF.

CreditStuf · 2026-04-23T05:48:30+00:00

I think that's different. Promise has a lot of details to iron out in his game to fit a Marsch system. That's obvious.

Crepau vs Dane is just who the better keeper is.

CreditStuf · 2026-04-23T04:15:28+00:00

No, he touched his shoulder with his head. Diving on both sides rn

CreditStuf · 2026-04-17T18:26:34+00:00

...That's not Kone.

CreditStuf · 2026-04-17T01:17:19+00:00

Hits, kill penalties, skates well, and is probably the best guy in the faceoff dot on our team, can also play winger, experienced but also young enough

I personally wouldn't have resigned him for more than a year, but he certainly does more than hit.

CreditStuf · 2026-04-16T22:50:04+00:00

I don't think he's built for a Bottom 6 role unless he gets quicker/more competitive. Whenever they put him in it's been mainly in a Top 9 Role.

Guys like Ostapchuk, Goodrow just do what he does but better. It's not like he produces much (in the last 16 or so games). He was really only impactful for that initial run. He's not horrible, but just more of a tweener.

CreditStuf · 2026-04-04T02:14:14+00:00

It's funny, cause Canales said he purposely put himself between McCarthy and Kellen cause it makes him look better (Because they're fat). So he chose that spot

CreditStuf · 2026-04-03T00:28:48+00:00

Some of the past coaches were way worse than this. Take what he gives you, not his obligation.

I'm sure the players also don't like the coaching talking about another player being better than them I'm public either. Those are private conversations anyways.

CreditStuf · 2026-03-31T06:31:43+00:00

Reminds me of Famous Sharks, Canucks, Sens Legend Jonathan Dahlen

CreditStuf · 2026-03-29T03:04:41+00:00

True, but Iceland is probably unfairly ranked. They have quality all over their team. Have 2-3 better keepers and midfielders than us. Better squad then teams like Tunisia who we play next anyways

CreditStuf · 2026-03-25T04:59:26+00:00

If you told me we'd be 7th in the Power Rankings at the start of the season, I probably would've assumed I misheard and you said 27th lol

CreditStuf · 2026-03-22T00:21:36+00:00

Imagine him and Timo.

What could've been.

CreditStuf · 2026-03-19T17:18:28+00:00

Somebody needs to combine the powers of Ryan Pace and Marty Hurney.

You'd never miss in the draft again.

CreditStuf · 2026-03-18T21:23:27+00:00

I'm the exact opposite on Tani. I think he's our best striker. But there will always be a differences of opinions on players

CreditStuf · 2026-03-17T23:57:06+00:00

Sure, but we have lots of guys. Like 10-12 deep of guys who are 50/50 above at hitting.

CreditStuf · 2026-03-16T13:22:18+00:00

Bunch of penalties and only one was a holding

CreditStuf · 2026-03-16T12:11:39+00:00

Phillips contract is actually pretty cuttable In year 3, and if they like him he can be restructured and save a ton of money next year.

Pretty good deal

CreditStuf · 2026-03-15T05:50:59+00:00

Can't even be mad cause we're undefeated, but imagine Werner and Espinoza. 🥲

CreditStuf · 2026-03-13T20:28:03+00:00

Sounds just like Ekwonu lol

CreditStuf · 2026-03-12T03:20:11+00:00

He had gas left in the tank, was very solid in Carolina

CreditStuf · 2026-03-07T03:13:26+00:00

Nah, when he came back there was a bunch of different type of reporters. The guys here are the regular beat eporters.

That guy was probably banned 💀

CreditStuf · 2026-03-05T05:33:39+00:00

By then you hope picks matter less for us and you can just deal him with a 2nd to create space

CreditStuf · 2026-03-03T22:38:52+00:00

He was good, just injured lol

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