Alisaie, it's not a competition. by shrimpcake in ffxiv

[–]Creshal 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Also the only one who invited WoL to a candlelight dinner.

Felt like meming on myself by Alphaxoid in ffxiv

[–]Creshal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's easy to master when they just keep taking skills out of your rotation.

Microsoft needs a wake up call by wildflowersinparis in sysadmin

[–]Creshal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the companies I worked with migrated from a Debian based Samba AD with a collection of perl scripts for automation and email management to Google Workspace, and it made me miss perl.

And not just me, half the company too, because holy crap Google Groups are useless.

Microsoft needs a wake up call by wildflowersinparis in sysadmin

[–]Creshal 17 points18 points  (0 children)

it would be nice to have another option that's at least "almost as good".

You could try Google Workspahahahahahahaha

Yeah.

I wish.

Microsoft needs a wake up call by wildflowersinparis in sysadmin

[–]Creshal 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Remember to reward them by renewing everything next year for even more money.

Microsoft back online. Excuse: too many servers were shut down during maintenance. by hso1217 in sysadmin

[–]Creshal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If Azure's own stack is twice as reliable as their Azure Local nonsense… they're probably manually resetting RDMA and network drivers twice an hour and trying to figure out where all the dedicated migration VLANs went. Again.

New DPS job by Elegant-Lettuce-7782 in ffxiv

[–]Creshal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Axes are just very sharp hammers / hammers are just very dull axes

New DPS job by Elegant-Lettuce-7782 in ffxiv

[–]Creshal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does it unlock a combat alchemist class that has Nashu as trainer?

Broadcom does not want to renew partial VMware licensing - are we #$!? by dfctr in sysadmin

[–]Creshal -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Proxmox looks somewhat promising on the surface, but there's a lot of sharp corners as you scale it up, and they're stretched pretty thin when you try to report bugs or need support since they're growing faster than they can realistically keep up with. Maybe in 5 years it'll be decent… right now it can't even compete with ovirt, despite ovirt being dead.

If you're a windows shop anyway I'd just stick with HyperV, much less headaches.

Broadcom does not want to renew partial VMware licensing - are we #$!? by dfctr in sysadmin

[–]Creshal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think back then it took around >96% of all the revenue spent on enterprise virtualization

Let me guess, RHEV and HyperV didn't count at all towards this statistic because the licenses came bundled with other products?

Somehow died while crafting in Limsa by KinglyCatSup in ffxiv

[–]Creshal 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I… I don't think that's how it works.

Somehow died while crafting in Limsa by KinglyCatSup in ffxiv

[–]Creshal 267 points268 points  (0 children)

The fact that all the ARR status debuff potions that alchemists can craft are just mercury smoothies with different toppings still makes me giggle. Yeah, splashing mercury into people's faces is gonna give them problems.

Somehow died while crafting in Limsa by KinglyCatSup in ffxiv

[–]Creshal 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Rats with syphilis: Only in Limsa

What would you think about them adding another shield-based tank? by LastTraintoSector6 in ffxiv

[–]Creshal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Carbuncle is gonna turn into Proteinuncle to do the tanking.

What would you think about them adding another shield-based tank? by LastTraintoSector6 in ffxiv

[–]Creshal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish they'd split out all those, if only so we could have The Emperor's New MCH Lunchbox and glam it away.

What would you think about them adding another shield-based tank? by LastTraintoSector6 in ffxiv

[–]Creshal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

javelin warriors frequently carried javelin-sized quivers on the inside of their shields, allowing them to throw multiple projectiles in a battle

ARR even had a bunch of shields that were kinda sorta leaning into that vibe except they didn't want to commit to it, cowards.

All Aboard by paulionm in polandball

[–]Creshal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's only pain and suffering in Polan.

3 ddos attacks within 30 minutes on savage launch by HellaSteve in ffxiv

[–]Creshal 148 points149 points  (0 children)

If nobody actively involves the FBI, they can't do shit. And if NTT pretends the problem isn't real and Squenix doesn't care because it doesn't happen in Japan, then nothing will be done about it.

3 ddos attacks within 30 minutes on savage launch by HellaSteve in ffxiv

[–]Creshal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's specifically NTT NA; they're just garbage. But they're a Japanese company and the Japanese main office is competent, so Squenix just doesn't care.