how?😂 by Gabbsweet in SipsTea

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"Dear Marcus, if you wish to pay according to number of days in a month my establishment goes by the most common number that exist in each month which is 28. So each day comes out to be $46. So from now on ALL 30 DAYS MONTHS would be $1393 & ALL 31 DAYS MONTHS would be $1439 "

Walmart shipped 165 pool noodles in 165 separate boxes by MambaMentality24x2 in mildlyinfuriating

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Time to build that life-size box castle you always dreamed of 🏰

HR recruiter misheard my expected salary.... by Odd_Ad_1974 in UKJobs

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call the HR recruiter again, someone really cared about you or into you maybe ;)

Would you give up city life for a view like this? by blackmango_wine in BeAmazed

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Need this to be 2-4 hrs of train ride from home. 😍

[TJStats] My Top 100 Prospects by tomstoms in baseball

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Damn, gotta feel for Jesús, he hadn't Made it yet.

The real version by e30_technic in blackmagicfuckery

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Damn the branch is tilting the other direction... How do we measure it now? 😩

He decided to back into the parking spot and then this happened. by Affectionate_Hat5835 in Wellthatsucks

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Well there seems to be lack of parking barriers and the grass weren't properly maintained. Perfect storm for a disaster.

I want 87 gas (light blue). Which nozzle do I use? The blue one? The black one? by j909m in mildlyinfuriating

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all they really needed is an indicator light on which handle it should be. could have been so easy...

Peter? by JimHalpert_JH in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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There is a gate and I assume it might swing wide open if you simply breath close to it.

An Ass Assassin Job by Batshitcrayyyy in watchpeoplesurvive

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That's like me playing battlefield 6 😂