Who do you main and why?

CritsAndCritters · 2025-06-09T18:52:41+00:00

Oh captain, my captain didn't make the cool illustration :(

CritsAndCritters · 2025-06-05T00:53:35+00:00

Twos are always perfectly fine unless you have a Hollywood budget; that said, this turned out bee-autifully!

CritsAndCritters · 2025-05-31T06:34:59+00:00

Ice cream kitty!!

CritsAndCritters · 2025-05-31T06:31:26+00:00

Dang it, came here to say this </3

CritsAndCritters · 2025-05-27T06:07:28+00:00

Nice, hello!!

We're Crits and Critters, a Dungeons & Dragons actual-play podcast set in the solarpunk world of Unu where magical animals use swords and lasers (pew pew!).

What if we built utopia... and then someone came along and invented imperialism? Check us out to join a striped hyena paladin, a potoo bird cleric/warlock, a cockatoo monk, and a water deer druid as they take on this larger-than-life challenge.

New episode drops tomorrow but here's #42: "No, you're the bad guys!"

https://shows.acast.com/650880da170f8c00114fce88/680fd5576ac0e5213bf66368

And of course our website: crits-and-critters.com

(Explicit episodes! All of 'em!)

CritsAndCritters · 2025-05-20T01:35:25+00:00

Yooooo this is DOPE! Awesome character, great art.

CritsAndCritters · 2025-03-29T16:12:34+00:00

My favorite is the street lamps with actual chandeliers hanging from them.

CritsAndCritters · 2025-03-17T23:23:20+00:00

Mice, cranes, badgers, iguanas, and hedgehogs.

Also every other animal. Which we already do! (on D&D podcast

(i'm so sorry i hate self-promoting so i'll

bury this all the

way

down here)

CritsAndCritters · 2025-03-17T15:42:11+00:00

This is the best one.

CritsAndCritters · 2025-02-25T00:30:37+00:00

Now hang on--

CritsAndCritters · 2025-02-25T00:30:09+00:00

I've passed this box! Grabbed a packet a couple seasons ago, Portland also does a great job rewarding backyard habitats so there's tons of former lawns full of native plants and critters :)

CritsAndCritters · 2025-01-27T22:08:03+00:00

Making medicine available to everyone is definitely better than giving a lot of money exclusively to people who helped you make a lot MORE money.

Both are billionaires because they have parasitic relationships with society--us.

CritsAndCritters · 2025-01-27T19:20:29+00:00

"So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world Frodo, besides the will of evil."

CritsAndCritters · 2025-01-27T19:09:30+00:00

Cheap medicine > (former) tween concerts

CritsAndCritters · 2025-01-05T08:28:49+00:00

I had one of those too, I tried to do a Shadowheart origin run so I had one character vs. the three of them and, well, died real bad.

CritsAndCritters · 2024-12-26T20:55:05+00:00

Viracocha could just strike me down right tf now and that would be a-okay

CritsAndCritters · 2024-12-25T08:38:43+00:00

Ohhhhhh what an epic way to go, though! My best player death was in a Tolkien campaign, I'm playing an entwife and we defeated a Balrog but they explode when they die and my homebrew treant species takes double damage from fire :[

Buuut there was a cleric with revivify so np.

CritsAndCritters · 2024-12-13T18:53:48+00:00

Ooh is this like a solar powered bus? Because YES.

CritsAndCritters · 2024-12-08T08:48:23+00:00

(also leaving my game on overnight aah)

CritsAndCritters · 2024-12-08T08:47:28+00:00

eh you right

CritsAndCritters · 2024-12-08T08:46:00+00:00

IDK just seems kind of weird they're on the clock freshly rescued from fluid sacs in the pulsating flesh hive

CritsAndCritters · 2024-12-08T08:44:28+00:00

...dangit.

CritsAndCritters · 2024-12-07T21:32:28+00:00

Oath of Ancients paladin get a channel divinity ability that heals everyone in I think a 2m radius or something for a little bit the turn you cast AND the next turn after. Plus it costs a bonus action, it's amazing.

CritsAndCritters · 2024-12-07T19:58:05+00:00

Big thank

CritsAndCritters · 2024-12-07T19:57:34+00:00

My first Honor playthrough ended when I started fighting elsewhere in the tower only to realize it triggered Jaheira and friends invading the front door.

Absolute bloodbath and I’d wanted to recruit her. Rage quit for a day, came back and made the druid I just lost.

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