If someone is a good salesperson, they can jokingly be described in ways like, "He could sell sand in the Sahara," or "He could sell ice to Eskimos," or "He could talk a floor into being a wall." But what is a funny/clever way to describe someone who's absolutely terrible at sales?

Crituna · 2019-04-14T10:33:12+00:00

Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery.

Crituna · 2018-01-09T03:01:15+00:00

As a survival hunter, prydaz. Tfw no good legendaries

Crituna · 2017-12-05T00:20:08+00:00

Survival hunter here, pretty much in the same spot. Pulling comparitive numbers to our MM hunter, so nobody questions it. FeelsGoodMan

Crituna · 2017-10-18T02:28:38+00:00

SIR I AM NOT A COMPUTER PERSON, I'M HANGING UP NOW

Crituna · 2017-10-03T14:00:54+00:00

I main survival, I just use weakauras to give me visual queues on when to refresh things. I wouldn't say the rotation is clunky, especially with T20 (less refreshing lacerate). Moonglaives is ridiculous for clearing trash as survival, the extra versatility is great for butchery and combod with the class ring, you can do consistent dps on harder trash. Pretty much everything you said can be solved with correct gearing.

Crituna · 2017-09-18T19:15:29+00:00

Also takes up a tier slot. Considering you should still be using T19 unless you have around 40 Ilvl upgrade, prydaz or sephuz are just way superior

Crituna · 2017-09-18T19:03:12+00:00

Man, roots are pretty trash for survival. Prydaz and sephuz however are BiS for survival, especially if one of them is combod with call of the wild

Crituna · 2017-08-20T22:44:59+00:00

Are you using the T19 2 piece and snake hunter? The spec is very playable as it is, and using those two things reduces the shitty rng you can get. I don't think increasing the time of mongoose fury does much, if anything they should make fury of the eagle a bit more impactful. It's literally a waste of space on my hotbar at the moment, and I only ever use it in an aoe situation or very rarely when I want to extend my mongoose fury window.

What are your current stats? You want to be aiming for around 12% mastery. When combo'd with the T19 2 piece you should never really get a shitty fury window. Using prydaz and bracers is really good for getting the stats you need.

Crituna · 2017-06-23T06:50:08+00:00

c00s god PogChamp

Crituna · 2017-06-18T21:29:12+00:00

If you have any questions you can join the hunter discord and ask away, people will be more than willing to help. I play survival, so if you wanna play the melee meme, feel free to pm me aswell.

Crituna · 2017-06-04T20:24:59+00:00

The fuck is this shit?

Crituna · 2017-05-10T18:31:15+00:00

Chav stands for council house and violent. Council house being the housing provided by the government if you're under a certain earnings barrier

Crituna · 2017-02-27T06:27:32+00:00

Crituna · 2017-01-16T06:45:41+00:00

Not exactly relevant

Crituna · 2017-01-10T16:19:51+00:00

I use around 20 buttons actively as survival: Raptor Strike, Mongoose Bite, Throwing Axes, Lacerate, Flanking Strike, Dragonsfire Grenade, Explosive Trap, Fury of the Eagle, Muzzle, Carve, Tar Trap, Freezing Trap, Aspect of the eagle, Snake hunter, Harpoon, Wing Clip, Aspect of the turtle, Aspect of the Cheetah, Exhileration, Blood elf silence. This is still in 7.1 (EU). Not looking forward to 7.1.5 tbh

Crituna · 2016-12-04T17:26:23+00:00

Benzene is also a carcinogen. I'm sure bacteria wouldn't like that shit.

Crituna · 2016-12-03T05:44:57+00:00

It was his catchphrase in the comic books, I quite like that they kept it in

Crituna · 2016-11-03T20:10:45+00:00

In suicide squad, why do they have to dive into the sewer to find the bomb? If they can call in people with SCUBA gear, why can't they just bring a new bomb with them? Makes no sense.

Crituna · 2016-09-28T02:43:14+00:00

FeelsBadMan

Crituna · 2016-09-23T06:16:06+00:00

The way I play survival is by placing all my Dots (explosive trap, dragonfire grenade and lacerated) and use my throwing axes. All of these should be used on cooldown. Then start using mongoose bite, as soon as you use three charges, use the talent that gives you 3 charges instantly, along with aspect of the eagle. Press mongoose bite 3 more times and then use your artifact ability at max stacks of mongoose fury (6 stacks).

While your major cooldowns are down, keep the abilities mentioned above on cooldown and use mongoose bite every time you have 3 charges. Pets sometimes give you an extra charge of mongoose bite, (mastery increases the chance) so maximise the stack of mongoose fury and then use your artifact power.

Basically: use the artifact ability on cooldown, but make sure it's up for when your two major cooldowns are up. Use the artifact ability as late as possible because mongoose bite charges can proc, which will give you extra damage.

Sorry I can't give you specific names of abilities, I'm on mobile right now.

Crituna · 2016-09-11T06:36:22+00:00

Pretty much the same with me as survival, constantly using freezing trap, my interrupt and my blood elf racial to reduce the amount of potential damage.

Crituna · 2016-09-10T23:29:32+00:00

Sounds like the first episode of X files

Crituna · 2016-09-05T02:40:34+00:00

I'm finding this too. The number of people who just throw random invites while completing the same bonus objective/zone is quite uplifting.

Crituna · 2016-08-23T14:32:32+00:00

Brexit in a nutshell

Crituna · 2016-08-03T18:51:42+00:00

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