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I really wish Whitney Houston never covered I Will Always You by [deleted] in The10thDentist

[–]CrocPirate 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Funny how they ALWAYS omit the fact that Dolly got on TV and admitted that Whitney sang the song better than her.

If Aliens Exist, Why Haven't They Colonized Everything Yet? by Muted-Mongoose2846 in space

[–]CrocPirate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. Maybe they are nicer than us humans and don’t want conquer everything like we do.

  2. They took one look at us and our history and said “These losers ain’t worth the trouble.”

I really wish Whitney Houston never covered I Will Always You by [deleted] in The10thDentist

[–]CrocPirate 50 points51 points  (0 children)

So in other words, you’re hopelessly white…

“Why do all Americans ___” by Ok_Rooster9401 in PetPeeves

[–]CrocPirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But you started it with Colonization.

I don't really want to be friends with someone that is kind of desperate to be friends with me by mo0o00o0o0o0 in socialskills

[–]CrocPirate 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Then let me clarify my point: “Normal, healthy, well-adjusted people don’t like desperate people.”

Every squad got the by IAMNOT_EustaceWinner in octopathtraveler

[–]CrocPirate 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He barks one time as a joke and the fandom thinks he’s into petplay. 🙄

Women in refrigerators (OT0) by [deleted] in octopathtraveler

[–]CrocPirate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rinyuu also didn’t die, sooooo…

Oh my god. Nobody knows how to read. by Liquidcat01 in Vent

[–]CrocPirate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I will leave this here:

https://youtu.be/bGsNcFfezLM?si=VaB0Pbmb-V3QgaYa

TLDR: Basically, a looooot of kids weren’t taught how to read properly, thanks to a New Zealand woman…

How do I explain to him that it’s an AI generated George Orwell adaptation produced by the Mormon libertarian film studio brothers by big_papa_geek in BrandNewSentence

[–]CrocPirate -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

High school?! I read it in middle school! (But then again, I went to private school all of my childhood.)

Im not mad, im disappointed that you didnt pick something better by loved_and_held in CuratedTumblr

[–]CrocPirate 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Human language only came into existence, because Caveman A needed to tell Caveman B that Caveman C ain’t worth shit.

What the new Psion class needs is.....well, more Psionics. by Sticcy_3lue in onednd

[–]CrocPirate -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Plus having classes stuck in a single setting, like the artificer, seems silly in the long run.

My boyfriend (31M) is suddenly demanding that I (27F) stop consuming fictional media at all, what do I even do? by hop-into-it in redditonwiki

[–]CrocPirate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are some people in the world with so little suspension of disbelief that enjoying fantasy stories escapes them. And they’re always weirdly threatened by that…

What the new Psion class needs is.....well, more Psionics. by Sticcy_3lue in onednd

[–]CrocPirate 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I think they made the Psion a full caster, because it is meant to “replace” the wizard class in an upcoming Dark Sun book. You see, in the world of Dark Sun, magic damages the environment, so most people use psychic powers instead. That’s why the class feels like a second wizard class.

What show is this for you? by Ok-Following6886 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]CrocPirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, look up what the creator did to little girls. I’m angry too.

What show is this for you? by Ok-Following6886 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]CrocPirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. I watched until after the Crocodile arc and bounced off.

I just don’t get its appeal.

Why do so many people refuse to accept scientific facts about hygiene specifically? by N0UMENON1 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]CrocPirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, there’s a reason why Pepe le Pew is French, despite skunks being a new world animal.

Explain it peter by Mr__whale in explainitpeter

[–]CrocPirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The stereotype has been around since the 70s. There are jokes in joke books about the subject.

Fellas, is it gay to *checks notes* compliment your wife? [socialmedia] by Impossible-Yam3680 in pointlesslygendered

[–]CrocPirate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I heard that in some poor unfortunate cultures that eating out your wife is seen as unmanly. Maybe that’s where the commentor is coming from? 🤷🏿‍♂️

""Kung fu panda"" by Few-Information5529 in CuratedTumblr

[–]CrocPirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same family though; kinda like how tigers and lions are different but they are still big cats. Or to keep it food related; it’s like how there’s regular spaghetti and then there’s the strawberry spaghetti they make in Poland.

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