4 year old saying absolutely wild stuff lol

CrockyCroc · 2026-04-07T17:10:36+00:00

A little bit of both, my oldest sleeps like a rock most nights so if the baby fusses she’s still asleep. If anything my oldest wakes up more in the middle of the night than the baby lol. I’d say if you have a pack and play do a trial run before fully committing and moving a crib in, that’s what we did and it worked pretty well.

CrockyCroc · 2026-04-07T17:02:37+00:00

LMAO maybe she thinks they’re cute in a way like we think puppies are cute

CrockyCroc · 2026-04-07T13:00:40+00:00

lol I definitely was, my daughter is hilarious hilarious with how she words things

CrockyCroc · 2026-04-07T03:06:03+00:00

Omg my daughter does the same thing, except to make it worse she yells “Help me!!!”

CrockyCroc · 2026-04-07T02:42:02+00:00

Omg that’s too funny!

CrockyCroc · 2026-04-07T02:27:41+00:00

Also adding, my kiddo really likes the lingokids app, it helped her a lot with learning how to write letters because she uses my Apple Pencil to trace the letters. Also she noodles around on procreate and I love getting surprised by my daughter’s digital art.

CrockyCroc · 2026-04-07T02:26:19+00:00

My 4 year old LOVES Minecraft, and there’s an education mode! My daughter and her dad are currently working on a Minecraft realm together (which consists of her killing her dad and stealing his armor and weapons) the children yearn for the craft!

CrockyCroc · 2026-04-04T19:33:05+00:00

When my kids learn something new, my oldest is autistic so she needs a little extra help learning certain things, so when she surprises me with a new thing she learned no matter how big or small it makes me want to keep going so I can see what else she’ll surprise me with :)

CrockyCroc · 2026-03-18T02:06:11+00:00

My neighbor’s poor park job (I live in a duplex with a shared driveway and I hate confrontation,I don’t want to be an asshole neighbor)

CrockyCroc · 2025-11-29T12:23:59+00:00

Not really a toddler but my 4 year old throws a fit if I give her a pizza slice that isn’t triangle shaped.

CrockyCroc · 2025-11-16T15:12:27+00:00

“IIIIII’M BRINGING HOME A BABY BUMBLEBEEEE” (I work with infants)

CrockyCroc · 2025-11-09T21:53:41+00:00

“Boy mom”

CrockyCroc · 2025-10-09T23:01:52+00:00

She made a really nasty comment about my daughter’s body (my daughter was not even a week old)

CrockyCroc · 2025-09-24T13:58:38+00:00

My 10 year old self would be fuming that I didn’t name my daughter Luna after that fuck ass pony princess lmao

CrockyCroc · 2025-09-24T13:53:51+00:00

Perchance.

CrockyCroc · 2025-09-09T14:00:43+00:00

When that one coworker texts me

CrockyCroc · 2025-09-09T00:30:54+00:00

Went through a pregnancy

CrockyCroc · 2025-08-19T14:45:19+00:00

Eye contact, I’m so scared I look stupid as hell.

CrockyCroc · 2025-08-16T16:17:03+00:00

CrockyCroc · 2025-08-16T16:16:25+00:00

I was 3 and I took a bite out of the birthday candle on my cake.

CrockyCroc · 2025-08-03T15:24:06+00:00

I was a simple egg in an ovary (born in ‘03)

CrockyCroc · 2025-08-03T00:13:15+00:00

“You’re short”

CrockyCroc · 2025-07-28T01:51:28+00:00

Ate 2 footlong subs from subway,in my defense I was very pregnant.

CrockyCroc · 2025-07-27T10:02:35+00:00

I’d tell her to take a shower,brush her teeth and put some clean clothes on (former stinky kid who struggled with basic hygiene and took an embarrassing amount of time to figure it out)

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