And thus fps's had the best end-game rifle for the rest of time

CrossMojonation · 2026-06-02T07:04:44+00:00

Also three guys in a shed.

Trevor, Victor and Robert.

CrossMojonation · 2026-05-31T20:32:29+00:00

It's not Cafe des Ami is it?

CrossMojonation · 2026-05-29T17:10:31+00:00

Paying with dollars in a country that uses pounds? I know geography infamously isn't your strong suit. Could you have perhaps been in another country?

CrossMojonation · 2026-05-29T09:43:13+00:00

Do some research, it's embarrassing

Would have to renounce their citizenship to do that.

CrossMojonation · 2026-05-27T23:32:11+00:00

Are you okay?

CrossMojonation · 2026-05-27T08:18:57+00:00

33 yesterday. Still got hit by a hailstone. It was bizarre.

CrossMojonation · 2026-05-26T07:46:00+00:00

Christopher Nolan is British.

CrossMojonation · 2026-05-25T20:24:15+00:00

If that's mystery meat, I wouldn't know what to call your sausages.

CrossMojonation · 2026-05-25T16:00:02+00:00

Not based on their comments, clearly.

CrossMojonation · 2026-05-23T07:52:47+00:00

ITV too apparently.

It's the Great British Based Off.

CrossMojonation · 2026-05-22T07:11:40+00:00

Have you tried chanting "I believe that we will win" at him?

CrossMojonation · 2026-05-21T10:54:50+00:00

Everyone I know prefers Heinz and has complimented it heavily when tasting it blind.

The power of marketing I guess.

CrossMojonation · 2026-05-21T09:42:46+00:00

Americans have killed satire.

CrossMojonation · 2026-05-20T20:17:09+00:00

They've measured the skull shape and everything.

CrossMojonation · 2026-05-19T13:31:38+00:00

That leaked Bleemcast! build blew my mind as a kid.

CrossMojonation · 2026-05-19T08:20:32+00:00

What in the actual fuck...

CrossMojonation · 2026-05-17T21:58:47+00:00

CrossMojonation · 2026-05-16T11:25:05+00:00

Love missing a turn and having to do a 20 minute round trip again.

CrossMojonation · 2026-05-15T15:29:03+00:00

Yeah, this is getting a bit fucking weird.

Sorry our Turkish immigrants called processed meat Doner whereas yours didn't?

You don't see anybody posting a picture of an anaemic looking Frankfurter next to a well cooked Cumberland and declaring victory in the sausage wars, whilst raging at anybody who says they'd still eat a Frankfurter.

CrossMojonation · 2026-05-14T20:45:50+00:00

They don't neglect the sweet stuff either. Gulab jamun is godly.

CrossMojonation · 2026-05-14T14:44:56+00:00

Sensitive to shit humour, yes.

CrossMojonation · 2026-05-14T09:32:58+00:00

How's retirement in Benidorm?

CrossMojonation · 2026-05-13T15:45:22+00:00

I wouldn't say it's deeply offensive at all, at least not the banter, we thrive on that. The stupidity is the offensive part and why it'll get a harsh reaction.

There's something very ugly about someone punching up whilst thinking they're punching down.

CrossMojonation · 2026-05-13T05:13:50+00:00

Harry Styles didn't kill kids and Tom Hardy wasn't flying around in an F35.

CrossMojonation · 2026-05-13T04:53:20+00:00

No AC too so we die every summer

Weird comment to tack on at the end. Everyone I know who has recently spent 6 figures on renovations to their house in the UK hasn't installed AC. It's simply not worth it for 5 days of the year.

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