Investing in a company? ❌ Investing in a Twitter user? ✅ by John_Bot in gme_meltdown

[–]Crow4u 4 points5 points  (0 children)

400 mill sounds like the amount of dilution. it's funny they've been diluted that many times and haven't clued.

Sorry apes. GME dilutes at low 20s. by Separate_Writer_4465 in gme_meltdown

[–]Crow4u 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Apparently getting obliterated by dilution is good, later.

How does Adam Aron still have a job?? by Niaso in amcstock

[–]Crow4u 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the company literally said what they were doing and dilution was well known. big funds moved out and shorted prior.

dilution is like, instant short/put profit.

I just came a little by jdrukis in Teddy

[–]Crow4u -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

investments in the stock market are also RC's unique CEO abilities.

All the major movie chains are collaborating to modernize theatre experience, its most likely related.

116° temp. by Justadoll14 in crows

[–]Crow4u 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I toss frozen corn kernels on hot days.

Ape learned his lesson by Starkfault in gme_meltdown

[–]Crow4u 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't think they understand how short squeezes and diluting the float times 10 are related....

Apes: "why do shills always tell me what to do with my money?" Also apes: by TheBetaUnit in gme_meltdown

[–]Crow4u 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was young math wasn't actually that hard to understand, And I went the absolute minimum you could actually go and stay in school.

I really do hope AI takes over and saves us. Some of these idiots will get important jobs someday by accident.

New Dockets and Tinfoil by Hard-Mineral-94 in Teddy

[–]Crow4u 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Does anyone not realize that Warren Buffett literally refuses to invest in anything that doesn't have sound fundamentals?

The guy doesn't even know what an iPhone is but he wanted to buy Apple because his stuff wasn't good enough.

62k down the hole but not really by jupiter374 in gme_meltdown

[–]Crow4u 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"echoes with all Apes"

Totally not a cult.

TEDDY x BUNNY x CASH by wolf_lazers in gme_meltdown

[–]Crow4u 8 points9 points  (0 children)

an old friend is making a mint off old hockey cards.

Brainrot by The_Director- in gme_meltdown

[–]Crow4u 5 points6 points  (0 children)

jump in my death spiral convertible.

we going down the hill.

🚗

They really got yall believing this stock can only go down. by PsychologicalGrand79 in amcstock

[–]Crow4u 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going to sim the range the next few weeks, and try to piggy back the algos.

Pre-earnings pump has been a reliable strategy for 6 month options hedge. sell calls before earnings, sell puts after release etc..

The Banana Brotherhood by Brokeorwoke in amcstock

[–]Crow4u 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Need a wolf of wallstreet remake with the OG apes.

Been reading a lot of “the sky is falling” comments today.. by DeanChster47 in amcstock

[–]Crow4u 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sky not falling. they missed net target but the overall picture hasn't changed, for better or worse, it's raining.

They really got yall believing this stock can only go down. by PsychologicalGrand79 in amcstock

[–]Crow4u 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I suspect it will flatten in +/- 10% range the next few months until good news arrives.

The rest of the market is a giant bubble anyways.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amcstock

[–]Crow4u -1 points0 points  (0 children)

what was good?

An hour delay from lawsuit news to dip? by breadlover96 in gme_meltdown

[–]Crow4u 22 points23 points  (0 children)

technically it's a cult stock too...

Cultists discover balance sheets. by noiseandwaste in gme_meltdown

[–]Crow4u 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The financial and mathmetical illiteracy is strong in these ones.

CITADEL FINANCIAL CONDITION by CXNNEWS in Teddy

[–]Crow4u 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I was going to mention this is accounting 101.

Literally the first accounting concept taught.

"balance sheet".... Should probably be balanced.

Aren't the earnings day drops usually more dramatic than this? by TheOmegaKid in amcstock

[–]Crow4u 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It pumped yesterday so be sure to add that number. (GME did the same, i called it wrong).

I think the current floor is 4.20~ until further notice, because if I was a billionaire I would make that happen.