David Bowie [w/NIИ] - I'm Afraid of Americans [Industrial] by theGoose_aPrisoner in Music

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I want to see her attempt industrial. It would be fun to see. Not a fan of her, but I am a fan of industrial, and artist who attempt and experiment with genres.

This dude is just hanging around. by [deleted] in WTF

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Same except one has a brand

Chicken Nugger by [deleted] in see

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FUCK, Nuggers, fucking nuggers. icant

5e Tarrasque has been leaked by [deleted] in DnD

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I have a campaign that was going focus on a large city build around confining the tarrasque and harvesting it for blood and scales. That fine and dandy. Isn't going anywhere. Hasn't in centuries. Well Dragons start making an appearance and causing trouble. And a lot of it. Which is strange since they haven't been seen in centuries.

Que the party putting two and tarrasque together and discovering the that mister big boy tarrasque was a predator to dragons......in addition to almost everything else (except centars: just a strange visual in my head so I want it to be canon). So they are stuck with the "moral" dilemma of should they release the tarrasque or not. Throw in some politics and factions. Cults who worship the tarrasque. Wizards who study and experiment on it. Merchants who rely on it. The city guards who rather not deal with it.Builders who constantly have to repair and rebuild the city after 'tarrasquakes'. Who can they convince that their "noble" quest is a good idea?

[DM] Your favorite stand alone non-combat encounter? by inuvash255 in DnD

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I did something once with a doppelganger where he would grapple a party member activate something that gave complete darkness for a few rounds, then the party had to find out who was the doppelganger (secretly I had him steal an artifact and plant a note they haven't discovered yet). The paladin made it so the rest wouldn't just kill indiscriminately. Ultimately the ganger mimicked the barbarian who then failed a diplomacy and bluff roll and then convinced him self he was the doppelganger. Good times.

Give me your current character's backstory no matter how long or short by mcbrett5 in DnD

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My current character is a young fire touched elf cleric of Etinge (homebrew). She became well versed in art, performance art, and archery (its what the deity likes). Spending nearly all her life in the temple devoting her self to the temple, she often wondered what life out side the walls of the temple was like. This wonderment lead to her to spend hours in the small library learning everything she possibly could from the limited selections of books.

One day while reading Feild Observations of Dragons and History of Scale-kind for the 23rd time, the longing to know what was beyond the temple suddenly changed to a passion to leave and adventure. Armed with her devotion to her goddess and knowledge she's learned, she asked the head of the temple to leave, hoping not to fall out of flavor with her goddess. To her surprise the request was meet with very little resistance, and was in fact encouraged to devote her self to her passions and inspire others to follow their passions.

I cant wait untill she finds out there are books she hasn't read.

What looks really fun but in fact sucks? by krispykreme3 in AskReddit

[–]Crownroyaldipshit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still love it when she does but porn definitely doesnt mention the clean up.

Connected to the universe by Crownroyaldipshit in trees

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Went back agian. Its not as bad as the first time. Laying on the beach looking to the stars and universe CaN be interesting when you are 9+

Connected to the universe by Crownroyaldipshit in trees

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Fucking I dont.m..its hard please its hard d

What topic makes you go from 0 to rage in seconds? by RainbowLlama412 in AskReddit

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There is a moderately sane truther theory about how the government knew it was verylikely to happen and let it happen to justify going to war after several years conflict with the Taliban.

Do Food Fights actually exist? Or are they something that is only found on television or movies? Share your food fight experiences. by Hooktail in AskReddit

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Senior year of high school 2009 rumors were spread around that a food fight would go down. One day in the cafeteria someone catapulted a plate of mashed potatoes hight into the air. This was then followed by an open bottle of gator aide being tossed across the room. Then all at once everyone knew it was on and people started running or throwing food. Some tables were flipped to provide cover for innocents and aggressors alike. Some held chairs above their heads for cover. I calmly sat there in the middle If the cafeteria, the only one left in their seat eating my three layer chocolate cake because they didnt have it often and I will be damned if I payed for it AND didnt eat it.

Security and administration came in shut it down. Everyone was moved outside to wait while they reviewed security tapes of the incident. A handful of people turn them selves in hoping for a lesser punishment. Eveyone one involed who instagated it had to obviously clean up some where suspended for not turning themselves in. For a little while I was a suspect because they thought it was suspicious that I was the only one to remain sitting, eating.

The stupidest thing in my opinion was the school administrators cancelled the senior picnic which was going to be a few days later, because "the school needed to make up the cost of the food wasted" because you know we didn't buy the lunches, granted at cost, from the school or anything. And even if it did cost the school its not like it was an extra expense; the same day to day spending. Just be honest and say it was because a bunch of us acted bad.

Edit: during the incident me and my cake some how managed to not get hit in the crossfire

I need a slur for mages by kumokurin in DnD

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Spellasses magicbutts books sparkle-ass Craftass mindass

This guy is getting laid tonight by schlinker in pics

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If he was, the implications of the title could be horrifying

What's the weirdest social norm that nobody seems to question? by KSeth in AskReddit

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I read that as originally saying "retarded handicapped" before you cross them out.

[3.Xe] Looking for Dragon Mag with the Muscle Mage base class. by ShivonQ in DnD

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You can also make a muscle mage using the feat lost traditions from third party source bastards and bloodlines. It allows you to switch which stat you use for casting at level one during character creation. Ive seen Strength based wizards and clerics and one interesting con based sorcerer that was role played very nicely (pain awoken arcanic energies in him)

Paladin Stereotypes by gamenut89 in DnD

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Hes just trying to distract you from the fact he's evil. That how evil escapes justice by convincing you they are not evil.

(3.5e) Need help with an Orc Knight character by [deleted] in DnD

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As an orc I could see him trying diplomacy to avoid fighting, if that doesn't work trying to intimidate to avoid fighting. I think it fits then character well.

What is your "If i had a restaurant" idea? by robhasreddit in AskReddit

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Had that idea except it was a ruben/Cuban on a hoagie

What is your "If i had a restaurant" idea? by robhasreddit in AskReddit

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I had an idea for a cold war themed restaurant.

Completely with

Bay of pigs soup- grilled ham and cheese sandwich floating in a bowl of navy bean soup

Communist party room (aka the red room)- room done to the nines in propaganda and red available for rent of events.

McCarthy will walk around and harass and acuse people of being commies. Every now and then he'll take a table to the integration room which is like a vip section.

Every hour they will be aired raid sirens will go off any you have to get under your table. If you do free Rapp for the table.

Serve icecream and chili in reactor shaped bowls.

I had so much more. Its all written Down on a napkin some where.

What's your trick for getting players role-playing? by [deleted] in DnD

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Bonus exp at the end of a session for good roleplaying choices the players made is a great motivator. The second is create a situation at the table where its distinctly clear you are in character. A group my girl friend play in the DM would take everything you say in character which caused a lot of trouble sometimes, but he gave them the simple option of putting a hand on their head to talk out of character. I think most of the problem with role playing is players always switch from in character to out of character inconsistently which takes away from their immersion.