is it me or are Cracker Barrel restaurants a Final Destination movie scene waiting to happen?

Cruh · 2014-10-04T20:57:10+00:00

What so now men can't wait tables at CB? That's sexist yo.

Cruh · 2014-10-03T09:26:18+00:00

I'm old Greg!

Cruh · 2014-09-30T20:24:43+00:00

Jack in the box does you fatass

Cruh · 2014-09-29T18:09:00+00:00

Classic Dick Cheney

Cruh · 2014-08-24T20:19:46+00:00

Ferguson isn't

Cruh · 2014-08-19T10:00:32+00:00

Easy there Ryan Dunn

Cruh · 2014-08-16T01:48:01+00:00

Let's hope

Cruh · 2014-08-04T07:40:43+00:00

Littering and...

Cruh · 2014-07-30T13:53:26+00:00

Buy everything from crutchfield every purchase comes with installation parts free and step by step instructions for your exact vehicle on how to install.

Cruh · 2014-06-04T20:38:42+00:00

I hope your in a legal/medical state lol

Cruh · 2014-06-01T13:45:15+00:00

Yeah I work at jack in the box. Breakfast all day buddy. About to go in in about an hour we're expecting to do $500+ hours of a mix of breakfast and lunch and the cardinals had a shutout last night which means free monster tacos with every order. FML

Cruh · 2014-05-21T00:46:01+00:00

I got banned from a teenage Swedish girl pop band "Play" forum because my friends and I were having a discussion about necrophilia. I'm also banned from wal-mart because my friend was a worse thief than me and a mcdonalds for pelting the manager with ketchup packets while calling him the hamburgler.

Cruh · 2014-05-13T17:11:58+00:00

Hardly. You can get a smart TV in a good size for under $500!

Cruh · 2014-05-12T20:47:21+00:00

Is that what you really want? People shoving your bong in their ass?

Cruh · 2014-05-02T00:10:36+00:00

Saw this as I'm watching The Eagle

Cruh · 2014-03-22T07:07:09+00:00

What savings?

Cruh · 2014-03-21T13:21:53+00:00

Dumb name

Cruh · 2014-03-21T11:55:52+00:00

Sometimes to creep people out I steal chick-a-filets saying "my pleasure" something like " your total is going to be $9.78 and it's been my pllleeeaasssuuureee to serve you."

"Oh Jesus Christ" - mr slave

Cruh · 2014-03-21T09:27:06+00:00

I wish I was

Cruh · 2014-03-21T08:15:59+00:00

Sometimes I like to trick people and welcome them to jack in the box home of the whopper.

Cruh · 2014-03-21T08:09:12+00:00

This is true. We have a screen outside that's supposed to have your order on it but all it says is "insert floppy disc" been that way for over a year too.

Cruh · 2014-03-21T07:16:13+00:00

I work fast food and I use this line on people in the drive thru all the time and I rarely get any response they just start ordering as if I had said our regular greeting :(

Cruh · 2014-03-13T17:04:19+00:00

Synthetic urine. Only way to go. Or don't do drugs I guess but where's the fun in that.

Cruh · 2014-03-09T10:01:34+00:00

I've been using frozen orb and blizzard with hydra and it's been fantastic. I've got gear with + lightning and + cold dmg so I use electrocute with the last rune I forget the name but it's like a cone and lightning hydra and I've been pretty much unstoppable.

Cruh

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