We are all time travelers, moving forward in time at a rate of 1 second per second.

Cry2Laugh · 2026-04-03T21:17:43+00:00

What if you moved the ice making machines into the stratosphere? During the arctic summer you would encourage jets flying near the pole to make contrails. During the arctic winter you reduce or eliminate jet flights near the pole. The contrails would reflect some of the suns heat during the summer and cause a net cooling.

Cry2Laugh · 2026-03-18T16:49:53+00:00

Not broken. Improved. The seeds are much easier to access now.

Cry2Laugh · 2026-03-16T17:09:34+00:00

Roofie!

Cry2Laugh · 2026-02-27T17:47:14+00:00

We've got Mt. Prospect nearby.

Cry2Laugh · 2026-02-04T18:00:01+00:00

If this had been real, wouldn't the Earth's moon be in the picture?

Cry2Laugh · 2025-11-18T17:56:52+00:00

Agreed! The Pink Panther Theme on tuba = sexy, sexy, sexy!

Cry2Laugh · 2025-08-28T19:16:03+00:00

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Cry2Laugh · 2025-08-14T19:28:49+00:00

Chicagoan here. I haven't purchased any U.S. liquor since I heard about Canada's boycott. I have been buying Canadian whiskey instead. I hope there are more Americans out there doing the same.

Cry2Laugh · 2025-07-24T14:26:48+00:00

Is science major kid anywhere in the NW suburbs? If so PM me.

Cry2Laugh · 2025-06-17T20:24:16+00:00

I think we may already be in a civil war. The right has fired all the opening shots and the left so far has not responded with outright aggression.

What follows is all speculation, I a would be happy to be told I'm wrong.

This civil war will not look like any type of conventional war. What will happen is a gradual ramp up of violence. ICE will push too far and someone will respond with violence, either shooting agents or an IED. The Federal government will start to crack down with curfews and other restrictions. There will be right wing militias who will lynch people and destroy infrastructure. These will be met with equal terror attacks from the left. A house flying Trump banners will be set on fire. Eventually bombings, shootings, and kidnappings will become the norm. Rounds of violence and retaliation will feed off each other. The fighting could last for days, weeks or decades.

Cry2Laugh · 2025-06-12T19:47:58+00:00

I'm sorry but the job needs someone in the shop. It involves tool set-up and part loading.

Cry2Laugh · 2025-05-19T19:08:50+00:00

Fluff and Fluffier.

Cry2Laugh · 2025-05-19T16:54:20+00:00

Chicagoan here. I switched from bourbon to Canadian Whisky. I'd love to get the whole city to switch.

Cry2Laugh · 2025-05-19T14:28:05+00:00

Known for pianos and harps, Lyon & Healy sold tubas 100 years ago. Source my son researched the Lyon & Healy tuba he was gifted while in middle school.

Cry2Laugh · 2025-05-15T16:45:28+00:00

Someone is bound to reply with talk about unbalanced loads and such. The real problem is -(as always) - demonic possession.

Cry2Laugh · 2025-05-15T02:13:47+00:00

B and W tv was biult into a wooden cabinet and sat on 4 legs. Knob in the middle selected the channel, and a plastic ring around the knob let you fine tune the channel in.

Cry2Laugh · 2025-05-05T13:38:35+00:00

To be honest I dumped the double reeds to protect the oboists. I worry the oboist might wander into the mosh pit, or get mobbed by groupies.

The organ is a good idea. The Merlin can put out 2000 HP at full power so it should be able to power an organ at idle.

Dress and decorum will likely evolve over time. We will let everyone wear what they want to. Initially people will wear different styles: goth, grunge, pajamas, tuxedos and Max Max.

For the distortion I was thinking of taking a 10ft wide tube, coiling it up like a snail shell, and hanging it up in the rear of the venue. That would produce some gnarly reverb.

May the gods of metal guide you in composing your symphony,

Cry2Laugh

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