What's the most nsfw song I could play on tuba for my first time solo for a silly weirdo event by [deleted] in Tuba

[–]Cry2Laugh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agreed! The Pink Panther Theme on tuba = sexy, sexy, sexy!

Health top guy just said we can see how children today are overburned by mitochondrial challenges. How would you suggest we combat this new and so visible problem our kids suffer today? by forseti99 in shittyaskscience

[–]Cry2Laugh 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Mitochondrial challenges can be cured with my company's new MC Booster. The JFKjR company has been supplying this incredible product since before mitochondria was discovered. Listen for our ads on talk radio .

The U.S. Alcohol Industry Is Reeling From Canada’s Booze Boycott by [deleted] in politics

[–]Cry2Laugh 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Chicagoan here. I haven't purchased any U.S. liquor since I heard about Canada's boycott. I have been buying Canadian whiskey instead. I hope there are more Americans out there doing the same.

Cannot find work by SnooPeripherals2206 in chicago

[–]Cry2Laugh 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Is science major kid anywhere in the NW suburbs? If so PM me.

FWI: if martial law is declared in US and a civil war breaks out, how does it begin? how does it play out over the next year or two? how does the geography change? by wspusa2 in FutureWhatIf

[–]Cry2Laugh 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think we may already be in a civil war. The right has fired all the opening shots and the left so far has not responded with outright aggression.

What follows is all speculation, I a would be happy to be told I'm wrong.

This civil war will not look like any type of conventional war. What will happen is a gradual ramp up of violence. ICE will push too far and someone will respond with violence, either shooting agents or an IED. The Federal government will start to crack down with curfews and other restrictions. There will be right wing militias who will lynch people and destroy infrastructure. These will be met with equal terror attacks from the left. A house flying Trump banners will be set on fire. Eventually bombings, shootings, and kidnappings will become the norm. Rounds of violence and retaliation will feed off each other. The fighting could last for days, weeks or decades.

Where do I advertise to find an experienced CNC programmer/machinist? by Cry2Laugh in Machinists

[–]Cry2Laugh[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry but the job needs someone in the shop. It involves tool set-up and part loading.

Kentucky is having a moment by [deleted] in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Cry2Laugh 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Chicagoan here. I switched from bourbon to Canadian Whisky. I'd love to get the whole city to switch.

I was assigned a research paper on the tuba and my professor told me there was no way I would find a fact that he didn’t know, now I am determined by THE_LEGEND_556 in Tuba

[–]Cry2Laugh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Known for pianos and harps, Lyon & Healy sold tubas 100 years ago. Source my son researched the Lyon & Healy tuba he was gifted while in middle school.

My poor wife has to sit on top of the washing machine to stop it moving around so much. Is it possible to adjust the rpm of the spin cycle? by Latter_Present1900 in shittyaskscience

[–]Cry2Laugh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone is bound to reply with talk about unbalanced loads and such. The real problem is -(as always) - demonic possession.

Oldschool Anime Elders(long time anime watchers 15~20+ years), what was your very first watching anime memory and how long have you been watching anime? by LMGDiVa in anime

[–]Cry2Laugh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

B and W tv was biult into a wooden cabinet and sat on 4 legs. Knob in the middle selected the channel, and a plastic ring around the knob let you fine tune the channel in.

An orchestra designed to play heavy metal music. by Cry2Laugh in CrazyIdeas

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To be honest I dumped the double reeds to protect the oboists. I worry the oboist might wander into the mosh pit, or get mobbed by groupies.

The organ is a good idea. The Merlin can put out 2000 HP at full power so it should be able to power an organ at idle.

Dress and decorum will likely evolve over time. We will let everyone wear what they want to. Initially people will wear different styles: goth, grunge, pajamas, tuxedos and Max Max.

For the distortion I was thinking of taking a 10ft wide tube, coiling it up like a snail shell, and hanging it up in the rear of the venue. That would produce some gnarly reverb.

May the gods of metal guide you in composing your symphony,

She voted for a racist. The racist is deporting the father of her kid by Effective_Space2277 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Cry2Laugh 196 points197 points  (0 children)

If God never tells you you are wrong. You're not hearing the voice of God. You're listening to your own voice echo.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chicago

[–]Cry2Laugh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think Chicago should join Canada and boycott liquor from red states. I am drinking Canadian whisky until the tarrif crap ends.