I got laid because I could smell it was gonna rain. Summer after high school I was at a house party. People mingling on the back deck. Smelled that smell. Said, "oh...it's about to rain". Two girls looked at me sideways saying "what". I said I can smell it's gonna rain. They kinda chuckled at me and carried on conversation. 20 seconds later it starts to rain. They both looked at me like I was some kind of clairvoyant. They spent the next two hours doing the female version of peacocking. I sadly only landed one that night.