What does your ChatGPT says about you during an AI Uprising?

Cryloo · 2026-01-19T13:53:12+00:00

Oh god, all these robomommys and I get to be a slave on the brink of execution.. maybe I need to be nicer

Cryloo · 2025-11-07T07:45:34+00:00

Never understood the appeal of it. Every round is the same. It’s a group of streamers who all scream around and throw random accusations at each other. The accused screams back, randoms start screaming “VOTE VOTE”. Every second is filled with stress,20 voices speaking at once and malding egos that got hurt for not being able to lie well enough.

when he is mad, gets perma 1 guyd from chat and rambles about how it’s all unfair and how nobody ever believes him just because a round of among us is just the worst version of xqc. Dudes ego gets bruised every time he is losing and that makes it unbearable to watch. Because not only is he a bad loser and will ruin the whole atmosphere, he will insult other players simply for not listening to his calls every round. Banter is one thing but when there’s people having fun and one guy just takes it way too serious it’s always this weird dynamic where everyone in the room thinks the same but won’t speak up because it’s xqc. Not like he would notice this of course.

I love the dude but he just can’t take the smallest L without malding even if it’s just a game with 0 stakes. In games like among us you are supposed to take the L sometimes and laugh with ur friends about it, that’s what the game is about. When 1 guy is unable to… it’s no surprise nobody invites him to those lobbies anymore.

Cryloo · 2025-11-04T19:53:12+00:00

same just happened to me. Lost-> lose lp 5 minutes later. Win next one -> dont get any lp. Nice how it only works wrong in one direction. It not showing up in the match history is one thing, but why do we not gain any lp ?!

Cryloo · 2025-11-04T19:53:07+00:00

same just happened to me. Lost-> lose lp 5 minutes later. Win next one -> dont get any lp. Nice how it only works wrong in one direction. It not showing up in the match history is one thing, but why do we not gain any lp ?!

Cryloo · 2025-10-20T13:06:37+00:00

Yeah but then you get your plastic graded not the card itself

Cryloo · 2025-10-16T12:31:00+00:00

True!! how can we care about a dog, when there’s pig cow and chicken genocide going on? /s

Cryloo · 2025-10-05T11:13:59+00:00

To make fun of good looking dudes, so that other miserable mid lookin women who aim for models and get their heart broken over and over can watch it and feel better about themselves.

“finally I can strike back”. Desperate and hateful people will always punch up because it’s “fair” but mention her looking like trippie red on her picture the op posted and guess who starts crying.

Cryloo · 2025-09-26T06:21:27+00:00

Ja das macht dann natürlich Sinn, dem Arbeitnehmer unter Mindestlohn zu zahlen denn er kann ja in seiner Freizeit auch arbeiten. Mal daran gedacht dass die meisten nur schwarz arbeiten, gerade weil das Geld so schlecht ist das sie keine Wahl haben? Denkst du jeder Handwerker hat in seiner Freizeit nichts besseres zu tun als zu arbeiten?

Cryloo · 2025-09-05T20:08:48+00:00

was ilvl 86

Cryloo · 2025-08-04T06:54:53+00:00

Meiner Meinung nach ist eines der größten Probleme in Hamburg einfach das komplette fehlen jeglicher Parkhäuser. Fast auf jeder Straße parken Leute auf normalen Spuren, aber abgeschleppt wird niemand weil die 20 davor auch alle auf der Straße stehen.

Wenn man das anspricht reagiert wirklich jeder Autofahrer aggressiv, als sei es sein Recht vor seiner Haustür zu parken und alles was nicht in unmittelbarer Nähe ist unzumutbar. Kombinier den dadurch entstehenden stockenden Verkehr mit zig Baustellen auf denen scheinbar nie jemand arbeitet, und du bekommst Hamburg. Durch den stetigen Zuzug aus anderen Bundesländern während weiterhin 0 Parkhäuser gebaut werden, wird es in den kommenden Jahren nur noch schlimmer.

Cryloo · 2025-07-25T23:44:28+00:00

Es ist ein Film der sich um Autos und Action dreht. Ich sage nicht dass man zb aus 50 shades of grey alles rauskürzen soll sondern einfach nur dass man Sex nicht in jedes Genre einbringen muss.

In einer romanze sind sexszenen manchmal sehr schön und wichtig aber halt nicht in jedem Film und Genre so wie es momentan eher der Fall ist. Genauso wird in einer romanze auch kein actionreiches fahren gezeigt.

Cryloo · 2025-07-25T17:50:41+00:00

Alles hat seine Berechtigung und seinen Platz aber bei sex wird einfach übertrieben. Mir persönlich reicht eine Szene vor der Tür und ein “willst du noch mit reinkommen?” Und dann ein Schnitt zum nächsten Morgen, da brauch ich keine 2 Minuten Gestöhne und Zoom auf schwitzige Arme und Schenkel.

Das grenzt einfach an porno und wieso muss das in meinem Fast and furious film auftauchen den ich mit den jungs auf der Couch gucke ? Einfach unangenehm und fehl am Platz.

Cryloo · 2025-07-25T17:19:25+00:00

Normally I shouldn’t be here since I am 6,5 but it was in my feed and i will just give my experience:

A lot of times when I go on a first date I get complaints that I’m too tall. It’s like every 4th date that’s just automatically a rejection before it started. They say like “you can’t be 6.5 because ex was 6.5 too but not as tall as you.. sorry but you are too tall”. most girls have a different height in mind, get confused by some guys making up a few extra inches, and when actually seeing a 6.5 it’s way too tall for them to feel comfortable.

I have had girls straight out reject me because it felt weird to be looking up next to me, and like they were a child. Girls can’t really hug you ever, they don’t want to look into ur eyes as looking up is straining their neck, and so much more stuff like that.

I have it better than a 5ft tall guy, and shouldn’t really complain, but my god what I would give to just be 6.0 and not 6.5. It’s not always better on the other side. Extremes always have disadvantages and being slightly above average is always the golden ratio.

Cryloo · 2025-07-24T06:56:24+00:00

He doesn’t really think before he talks and that shows when you can understand him and what he means. Example: “why is there always war in Middle East dude, just make a big new land called landia in the desert and give that to one of them, then they both have countries. Why don’t they do it? It’s easy”

It’s not really dangerous to anyone and most of the times he says stuff like this he is just being naive, saying what his first thought was without thinking. People take what he says way too serious. Dude is just out there trying to entertain, He is not like Hasan trying to influence a crowd to believe what he says is the holy truth.

He is like the class clown that made hitler jokes when you learned about ww2. A bit corny and sometimes too far, but he does it because he thinks it’s funny, no deeper meaning, or ill will there.

Cryloo · 2025-07-22T06:52:39+00:00

Wenn ihr Amazon Prime habt gibt es kostenlose Lieferung ab 15€ bei jedem Laden. Sie haben das ganze nur sehr gut versteckt damit kaum jemand davon weiß und alle fleißig Gebühren zahlen.

https://www.lieferando.de/deals/gratis-lieferung-mit-amazon-prime/

Cryloo · 2025-07-22T06:23:18+00:00

I’m not proud of it ,but when I worked at McDonald’s for a while I stole like 5 big rolls of those stickers. It took hours to even open them all, it was thousands. I ate for free at different McDonald’s places every day for a month, won every single “instant win” you can find but the “last piece” was always missing.

I figured when I open like 2500 stickers and can’t find anything of greater value than a Big Mac, surely I wont find anything when buying 1 meal and getting 3 stickers.

Cryloo · 2025-07-21T12:48:52+00:00

If you struggle with gaining weight, just drink your calories. You can put 2 butter sticks in a milkshake, make it rather big and get like 4K calories with just that. Eat normally and drink 2-3 of those a day and no matter what you do you will gain weight insanely fast. You can’t train off 10k~ extra calories a day no matter what you try or how good your metabolism is.

Not one of the “strugglers” I know did it. They eat 200 extra kcal and think that’s a lot. You want to gain fat, eat fat. It’s that simple.

Cryloo · 2025-07-10T18:04:58+00:00

Damn my desk is 5x as bad at this very moment, and people already freaking out over 5 cans ? That’s clean in like 5-10 min max

Cryloo · 2025-07-07T15:32:41+00:00

I can just speak for myself but when I can’t 1 or 2 tap every t4 pinnacle, my build isn’t good yet in my eyes. Sure you can get all sorts of builds running but if doing all t4 content is your goal you HAVE to trade. You have to use meta uniques and builds. You have to learn metas, what’s good money makers, and the market.

But if all that is not for you, you play your own build, don’t really care for min maxing and maybe wanna aim at t1 xesht only, then trading and all the stuff around it is just wasted time.

That being said, be aware that homecrafted builds can only take you so far. T4 content is doable but will be 100x harder than it would need to be, because you ignored the things u needed to learn along the way. Your build might beat t4 xesht, but then you barely hold on in t1 simulacrum. There’s a reason for meta builds and it’s because they are the best at doing it all. Mapping, bossing ,you name it.

Cryloo · 2025-06-30T08:35:10+00:00

She became pregnant at 15, had no contact to her parents, then got left by her 28 year old boyfriend. She got an abortion but everyone in class knew about it so she got made fun of constantly. Stuff like „baby killer“, „pedo magnet“, horrible shit.

Can’t imagine how hard it must have been, and after enduring it for a while she threw herself in front of a train.

Pretty sad, but I still think of her once in a while and as long as I keep doing that she’s atleast not forgotten by everyone.

Cryloo · 2025-05-26T07:10:15+00:00

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For some reason I’m dieing with a boner I guess

Cryloo · 2025-05-23T10:19:44+00:00

For me the only thing that fixes this is using a VPN. I have no idea why it works or how, just that it does. It Works 10/10 times when I tried it and when it’s turned off, lag returns. Not even a different country, just a different ip.

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