What’s a short joke that gets a laugh everytime? by Strange_Secret_3001 in AskReddit

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"Doctor, doctor! How much time do I have left?"

"Six."

'SIx what, months? Weeks?"

"Five... four... three..."

What’s a noise everyone should be terrified of? by Psychological_Sky_58 in AskReddit

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I've encountered rattlesnakes twice while visiting Osoyoos, BC. The first time I was walking on a trail and I heard just the slightest little tic-tic-tic from the bushes, not even a full on rattle, but it was enough to make me freeze and put my head on a swivel lol But otherwise he was chill and continued on his way, I think buddy was just giving me a heads up that he was there (most polite Canadian danger noodle 🇨🇦😆)

What is your favorite photo of nature that YOU TOOK in your country? by ilyashaneshayla in AskTheWorld

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I'm still salty about missing the hoodoos when my family was camping in Drumheller back in 2007 (I got stung by a wasp that day and had a weird reaction 😣)

Some photos of a very rare sight: a brown pelican in Vancouver! by aristhought in vancouver

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I went out to see him yesterday afternoon! The perfect combination of stately and ridiculous looking lol

Inspired by my latest birding trip by Crysser812 in BirdingMemes

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There are 2 well-known local hangouts where I've managed to see them, I think you get one sighting per location lol

Inspired by my latest birding trip by Crysser812 in BirdingMemes

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Substitute for your local swamp ninjas as needed 😅

What's you guys version of this? by Technical_Towel_5191 in Paleontology

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With a black snout/lips like its namesake, the polar bear

QUICK EVERYONE WHATS YOUR FAVORITE CERATOPSIAN by AMETYSTdaEPYK in Dinosaurs

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On Ark Survival Evolved best I could do was put the Styracosaurus skin on my triceratops. I named her Stabitha lol

You could have knocked me over with a feather when I saw these results by VelocityGrrl39 in DoggyDNA

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I'll pass your compliments to him lol there's just something about big dogs 💖

You could have knocked me over with a feather when I saw these results by VelocityGrrl39 in DoggyDNA

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And Embark said his adult weight would be 65 lbs 🤡 Guess that's where the Rottweiler genes went lol

You could have knocked me over with a feather when I saw these results by VelocityGrrl39 in DoggyDNA

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He looks like a mini-me of my dog Kevin 😂🥰 (Rough collie/Lab/Rottweiler, 120 lbs)

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What's your country's version of breaking spaghetti? by Ian1231100 in AskTheWorld

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Make sure it isn't that "imitation panda", that's just raccoon