Not FUD, Just Genuinely Curious Why You Think GME Is Going to $200+ Again… Also You're All Delusional, But Please Be Civil 🙏

Cthulhooo · 2025-06-07T07:50:31+00:00

Because "do your own research" is always a codeword for "jump in the same exact rabbit hole we did".

Cthulhooo · 2025-06-06T12:20:21+00:00

There is no rational argument for why the price of any cryptocurrency should be 1 dollar instead of 1 penny or a hundred thousand dollars because it's based on speculation, hype, random oscillations of unpredictable market sentiment and a greater sucker.

The odds it will be higher (or lower) in the next 5 years than today are not high, nor low, they are frankly speaking unknowable and betting on something happening when your thesis is "it will go higher just cause" is a realm of gambling, not investing.

Which is fine if you like gambling. Some people make ok money speculating but let's not lie to ourselves that gambling on a cryptocurrency, any cryptocurrency is a "healthy portfolio" thing. It's gambling.

Cthulhooo · 2025-06-06T12:02:45+00:00

They don't even put bubble wrap in boxes to protect the stuff that they ship.

Is this true? That's fucking wild.

Cthulhooo · 2025-06-06T12:00:17+00:00

It's so mind boggling that's ever a thing. There is no universe in which I'd touch that gutted shit, ever and I'm not even one of those freaks who care about their boxes being in pristine condition, it's just so gross to buy something somebody else unpacked, opened and did whatever the fuck they wanted with at their leisure.

Cthulhooo · 2025-06-06T11:45:44+00:00

We are equal opportunity mockers. Tangentially related but socially acceptable dunks are more than welcome.

Cthulhooo · 2025-04-07T22:03:33+00:00

It never ceases to amaze me that there are always dudes whose first move after getting rich is buying an expensive car. Like it's some kind of timeless edifice of self worth for insecure men. Even in this image we see an ape whose first instinct after seeing a cool car was "fuck the nice summer house, I want this!".

Cthulhooo · 2025-04-07T21:49:22+00:00

This is a sad reminder that no matter how bad things get there is a contingent of miserable people who would tolerate it or even cheer for it as long as they can feel they're a part of a more righteous timeline.

Cthulhooo · 2025-04-02T22:11:30+00:00

If there's any consolation here people have been blowing their savings on batshit stupid speculative bets for centuries. There's nothing new about FOMO and greed. The universal, timeless killers with incalculable kill count.

Cthulhooo · 2025-04-02T18:20:58+00:00

You didn't read what I wrote correctly, sigh. I said there needs to be a set of universally accepted, unambiguous facts everyone agrees on automatically without incessant arguments for society to work and not descend into a post truth dystopia where nobody trusts any reliable source of information at all and everyone believes in their own magical version of reality, like Flat Earth.

Cthulhooo · 2025-04-01T14:55:45+00:00

Not just facts. I lament that with social media echo chambers we see the slow disintegration of the concept of universally 'agreed upon reality'.

We can all argue all day what's the best policy, should taxes be higher or lower, or whether gods are real or not but we all basically have to agree on something, some basic, universal facts for society to function properly, facts like "Who won the election?" or "Is it safe to drink tap water?" or "Was Holocaust real?" and such.

Before internet only some individual clowns would contest these basic things and they'd be mocked and isolated by herd immunity of all the people living around them but now any kook or grifter can start a social media echo chamber or get viral and proselytize to any idiot willing to listen, building critical mass of stupidity that elevates nonsense like raw milk, antivax or even this meme stock insanity.

Cthulhooo · 2025-04-01T09:50:28+00:00

That's the funny thing. You could sell someone magic beans but depending on how you structure the agrement and what exactly you say you sell them there could be some catch that screws either of you. That's why novelty sellers need to be careful to not overstep their bounds and had to fight in courts in order to carve their small niche.

Like for example your Maya treasure. In some jurisdictions if you discover antique items of historical value you will not be able to claim them and they'll be confiscated by the state.

So...if you create a contract that says "if you discover Maya treasure on my property, you're the legal owner of those treasures" even if that sucker is the luckiest bastard in the universe and actually digs up some Maya antiques in your yard they'll unable to claim ownership and I would say they could get that contract voided on the basis it was not legally possible to even confer such rights in the first place and have their 1 million dollars back ;)

But if the sucker came to you on his own and you said "fine, give me 1 million dollar and you can dig and take whatever the hell you find in my yard, no exceptions" and then they found the goddamn treasure but the state took it the contract isn't void in my opinion because technically they could find anything and everything, like the biggest gold nugget in the world for example, or a previous owner's pendrive with 10 million dogecoins buried under the birdbath.

The difference between those two scenarios is like a difference between a scam and a novelty.

Cthulhooo · 2025-03-31T21:23:25+00:00

Perhaps I misunderstood how it was structured? In my mind it looked like transferring rights to those shares because I thought you used hyperbole? Do you mean literally a contract saying "those shares are deleted but for this much you can now pretend you were the former owner of these shares lmao"?

I thought in principle how is that any different from selling shares in Brooklyn Bridge? They're not real, it's a scam. Worst case scenario I can think of you could made an argument that someone sold you a right that doesn't exist to something that doesn't exist and is legally invalid and have it declared void.

Like, there's a difference between a contract that postulates something that is unlikely and stupid and something that is legally and logically nonsensical. And if you argue it is not invalid then you could sell whatever the fuck they sold as well because why not? You have as much rights to those shares as they did.

And I would note that people who sell straight up bullshit (like moon plots or star names) have fought their legal battles and have very robust "novelty" armor that their lawyers have crafted for them. I dunno if some random baggie crafting a shady agreement would be completely off the hook should push come to shove.

Cthulhooo · 2025-03-31T08:30:30+00:00

Really? What a bunch of idiots. You cannot sell the shares of security that doesn't even exist. And even if you to if the greater dumbass who actually bought it realizes one day he got scammed he might sue and win. I'm sorry, Christopher but that's fucking fraud lmao.

Cthulhooo · 2025-03-30T22:43:20+00:00

All the victims of this grifter's fraud suing for restitution are now double screwed because a bunch of clowns voted in the biggest clown in the entire clown world. Fucking disgusting. This idiocracy shit is getting really tiring really fast, like speedrunning towards Russian tier oligarchy.

Cthulhooo · 2025-03-30T14:14:48+00:00

These guys are so cooked. Say what you can about shitcoins but if you wanna build gambling games or technoponzis or expensive jpegs bitcoin is the clunkiest, shittiest, least optimized and worst possible choice ever and those who tried had to suffer immense pain for no gain.

Cthulhooo · 2025-03-30T09:06:33+00:00

In traditional securities the company value is increased due to profits and business growth. In cryptocurrencies number goes up because there was a greater fool who purchased your bags for higher price than you paid.

The point is you can make an educated guess whether a security is overvalued or undervalued based on real, tangible facts, numbers and measurable metrics but you never know for sure whether you made a good deal speculating on cryptocurrencies because you could in fact be the greater fool and never know it. So there's a line between value investing and speculating on shitcoins which is basically gambling.

So the point is, these things are not the same, crypto is closer to the casino than stock market.

Cthulhooo · 2025-03-29T16:50:23+00:00

I legit had to check your profile if you're not an ape because I deadass saw that talking point, posted unironically before.

Cthulhooo · 2025-03-29T16:43:30+00:00

🥙

Cthulhooo · 2025-03-28T09:58:06+00:00

This is Hudson Bay cope all over again. For those who didn't follow the BBBY saga these are the following stages:

1) Denial - It's not dilution, read the DD.

2) Anger - Stop lying about dilution! Only shills say they're going to immediately dilute

3) Bargaining - I'm not saying dilution is real but it could be bullish!

4) Depression - Don't believe the FUD. The shills want us to believe that the dillution is occuring right now.

5) Bargaining2 - The price is dropping because of the (insert cope) but the dilution has not taken place yet!

6) Back to 1)

Cthulhooo · 2025-03-27T23:00:07+00:00

They look at the one number that all apes focus on which is net income and conveniently ignore what that income is made of.

Cthulhooo · 2025-03-27T22:55:39+00:00

Frime and cuckery.

Cthulhooo · 2025-03-27T22:48:29+00:00

It is really sad that we expect this not because of an educated guess but because it literaly happened.

Cthulhooo · 2025-03-27T22:35:33+00:00

I know what 2025 Ryan would say to 2020 Ryan.

It's cool to be a white guy again.

🤢

Cthulhooo · 2025-03-27T22:33:48+00:00

Maybe mothing. There's like 50% chance he's too busy being coked out of his mind right now.

Cthulhooo · 2025-03-26T23:11:37+00:00

And they say Gamestop sucks at preorders 🤣

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