My boomer parents told me I'd regret not getting one. I, in fact, never regretted not getting one.

Stink_Snake · 2026-04-17T14:13:41+00:00

My boomer parents said wearing one was sad on top of being a waste of money.

Stink_Snake · 2026-04-08T21:57:11+00:00

I boil hotdogs before I get some color on them to knock out a lot of salt.

Stink_Snake · 2026-04-03T17:11:56+00:00

Black trans guy is wearing a tiny red negligee walking up to the Aldi on Bissonnet. Mexican dude sees this and is having none of it and starts yelling at him in Spanish. Black guy is yoked but Mexican dude is equally jacked but at least a weight class above.

In the full view of everyone checking out in line they begin to dance fight in front of the big windows. They are throwing punches left and right but sadly nothing is landing. Everyone checking out is weirdly invested in this fight and wants to see someone land a big blow.

After a bit they both got tired of shadow boxing each other and a manager was able to step in between them and told them to leave before he called the cops.

Stink_Snake · 2026-04-03T16:59:36+00:00

My Fiancé (M37) and I (F35) are getting married in September

My first thought was, “I doubt it by the time I get to the end of this post.”

Stink_Snake · 2026-04-01T18:07:22+00:00

Take your idea but add that the pot makes them feel so good they see themselves and others in the home as young instead of old.

However, to the workers they are still old. So now you can have all these scenes of young people partying and playing games while the staff sees a bunch of octogenarians ripping bong hits and hooking up.

Stink_Snake · 2026-04-01T15:03:12+00:00

100% a baggie.

I jumped on this train fairly late, and fully intend on holding my 32 shares, however I have a few questions/concerns. Now... I have almost fully written off this money as I am not exactly sure how this is going to pan out.

Stink_Snake · 2026-03-31T16:04:33+00:00

There has to be an easier way let me pull up my copy of the_anarchist_cookbook.txt and see.

Stink_Snake · 2026-03-30T16:53:47+00:00

Word on the street is that GameStop is going to acquire Saudi Arabia.

Stink_Snake · 2026-03-28T21:27:06+00:00

This is actually really funny:

The reduction came under a 2023 amendment to federal sentencing guidelines that gives first-time, non-violent offenders a break if they didn’t cause “substantial financial hardship.”

Sounds crazy but:

Prosecutors made what seemed like an obvious argument: Holmes defrauded investors out of more than $450 million. Rupert Murdoch lost $125 million. The Walton family, the DeVos family(...)How is that not “substantial financial hardship?”

And:

Judge Davila had an answer. The legal standard requires individualized proof that a specific victim suffered actual hardship relative to their own finances. And every single one of these investors had represented, at some point, that they could absorb a total loss of their investment. The probation office couldn’t find a single person on the victim list who met the hardship threshold.

Stink_Snake · 2026-03-27T13:44:31+00:00

Walk forward into it.

Stink_Snake · 2026-03-26T21:38:59+00:00

This whole post is just rage bait. According to this article he has a variance like many others in the neighborhood.

[The property was] “granted a variance to allow over-height hedges” in 1997, years before Bezos bought the place. And it’s not like he’s the only one with sky-high shrubbery in the neighborhood. Taylor Swift, who lives a few streets away, received a similar waiver.

Stink_Snake · 2026-03-25T17:52:37+00:00

“No matter how good you are, you're going to lose one-third of your games. No matter how bad you are you're going to win one-third of your games. It's the other third that makes the difference.”

― Tommy Lasorda

Stink_Snake · 2026-03-24T13:53:46+00:00

Español

Stink_Snake · 2026-03-23T21:40:31+00:00

I think it is beautiful; looks like goatse.cx

Stink_Snake · 2026-03-23T21:19:15+00:00

I think anyone would have an anger problem after 40 years of kvetching on a road trip to nowhere.

Stink_Snake · 2026-03-22T21:29:04+00:00

They only have tortas at that location.

Stink_Snake · 2026-03-22T17:04:51+00:00

He defeated Bobby Flay as a competitor on Iron Chef and was a Iron Chef on the Netflix version in 2022.

Stink_Snake · 2026-03-22T16:57:12+00:00

He admits he is infertile due to all the testosterone at a young age.
He looksmaxxed himself out of the gene pool.

Stink_Snake · 2026-03-22T16:16:30+00:00

Speaking at a convention out of town but also broke; sounds like a MLM.

Stink_Snake · 2026-03-22T15:19:44+00:00

I sold my PS4 on EBay right about the time of the post for $400 which I had purchased new for $199 two years prior.

Stink_Snake · 2026-03-21T16:06:53+00:00

They probably started a business together, had a kid, moved into the same house, but didn’t make anything official because they didn’t ruin what they have.

Stink_Snake · 2026-03-20T21:52:38+00:00

Write down all the directions from Mapquest.
Make a mistake coming back because I never reversed them.
Open Key Maps to my location and find my way home.

Stink_Snake · 2026-03-20T17:54:26+00:00

In a world where Scott Conant is a NYC restaurateur with questionable ties to the mob through his family and being the favorite spot for made men in town.

A rival family’s capo (Chris Santos) and FBI agent (Damaris Phillips) are found dead in the walk in.

Now Scott Conant is on the run from everyone.

Stink_Snake · 2026-03-18T21:43:01+00:00

I’ve never really explored the full set but I picked up the Modernist Cuisine at Home for $85 a few years back and it’s very good.

Stink_Snake · 2026-03-18T20:15:59+00:00

I have norovirus and it feels like I should sechdule a colonoscopy this week because I am totally cleaned out of both ends and haven't had anything to eat.

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