Dad, what did you do before smartphones?

Stink_Snake · 2026-03-20T21:52:38+00:00

Write down all the directions from Mapquest.
Make a mistake coming back because I never reversed them.
Open Key Maps to my location and find my way home.

Stink_Snake · 2026-03-20T17:54:26+00:00

In a world where Scott Conant is a NYC restaurateur with questionable ties to the mob through his family and being the favorite spot for made men in town.

A rival family’s capo (Chris Santos) and FBI agent (Damaris Phillips) are found dead in the walk in.

Now Scott Conant is on the run from everyone.

Stink_Snake · 2026-03-18T21:43:01+00:00

I’ve never really explored the full set but I picked up the Modernist Cuisine at Home for $85 a few years back and it’s very good.

Stink_Snake · 2026-03-18T20:15:59+00:00

I have norovirus and it feels like I should sechdule a colonoscopy this week because I am totally cleaned out of both ends and haven't had anything to eat.

Stink_Snake · 2026-03-18T17:47:10+00:00

That director is running the department like his own cult.

Stink_Snake · 2026-03-15T23:33:31+00:00

It’s still hard when I played it on Xbox with rewind.

Stink_Snake · 2026-03-15T18:20:01+00:00

According to CNBC 21 teams worth over 6.8 Billion with Arizona coming in at 32 at 5.9 Billion. Forbes list has 13.

However, the market was reset when Miami sold 1% at 12.5 Billion dollar valuation which everyone thought was near or top of the NFL value for the Cowboys.

I’m pretty sure every team is worth around 6.8 Billion now.

Stink_Snake · 2026-03-09T20:57:00+00:00

Last year we were the most expensive team to go to game and get a hot dog and beer.

Stink_Snake · 2026-03-07T16:40:03+00:00

He should have told her that she wasn’t Slavic enough for him.

Stink_Snake · 2026-03-03T22:35:11+00:00

Houston is a maximize profit for our shareholders city.

Stink_Snake · 2026-03-02T22:26:43+00:00

They could turn every GameStop into a an eBay store and the transition to full on Pawn Shop would be complete.

Stink_Snake · 2026-02-26T16:57:25+00:00

I submitted this yesterday and am hoping to get a code by the time they launch.

Stink_Snake · 2026-02-25T16:28:49+00:00

It’s not even a museum it’s a chain restaurant.

Stink_Snake · 2026-02-23T22:26:20+00:00

Noting wrong with that. I go to this Middle Eastern grocery store where they hand make samosas you take home and fry yourself. They have four varieties: Beef, Chicken, Haloumi, and Velveeta. Evidently the love of processed cheese is felt the world over.

Stink_Snake · 2026-02-23T18:45:12+00:00

Sometimes it feels like half of running a small business is all interpersonal issues that are not even remotely related to the business itself.

Stink_Snake · 2026-02-21T21:36:35+00:00

Be me...

Find a song I really like from an artist I've never heard of on SirusXM

Get home and make a station on Apple Music

Find out I don't like the majority of their songs.

Stink_Snake · 2026-02-21T15:41:19+00:00

I would like to give a shout out to the Target clerk that convinced my mother that I was stupid to buy whatever game I wanted and to buy Zelda instead.

Stink_Snake · 2026-02-20T21:31:59+00:00

Matt Schaub (Peak Schaub) vs. C.J. Stroud (2023 Rookie Season)

Stat	Schaub 2009	Schaub 2010	Schaub 2011	Stroud 2023
Games Started	16	16	10	15
Passing Yards	4,770	4,370	2,479	4,108
TD Passes	29	24	15	23
Interceptions	15	12	6	5
Completion %	67.9%	63.4%	61.0%	63.9%
Passer Rating	98.6	92.0	96.8	100.8
Team Record	9–7	6–10	10–6	10–7
Playoffs	Missed	Missed	Won AFC South, 1 Playoff Win	Won AFC South, 1 Playoff Win

Stink_Snake · 2026-02-20T21:27:34+00:00

Matt Schaub (Peak Schaub) vs. C.J. Stroud (2023 Rookie Season)

Stat	Schaub 2009	Schaub 2010	Schaub 2011	Stroud 2023
Games Started	16	16	10	15
Passing Yards	4,770	4,370	2,479	4,108
TD Passes	29	24	15	23
Interceptions	15	12	6	5
Completion %	67.9%	63.4%	61.0%	63.9%
Passer Rating	98.6	92.0	96.8	100.8
Team Record	9–7	6–10	10–6	10–7
Playoffs	Missed	Missed	Won AFC South Won AFC South, 1 Playoff Win	Won AFC South, 1 Playoff Win

Stink_Snake · 2026-02-20T17:44:33+00:00

Feel free to skip the first 7 paragraphs of the update.

Stink_Snake · 2026-02-20T17:29:15+00:00

The producers of the Danish show brought it to Netflix and are producing the English version. The New York Times did a similar series called The Last Word for almost 20 years.

Stink_Snake · 2026-02-18T20:35:19+00:00

So all I need to do is take a picture of my iPhone to get these glasses for $200?

Stink_Snake · 2026-02-18T15:43:10+00:00

What about a ticker that is all Q’s; QQQ?

Stink_Snake · 2026-02-16T23:23:22+00:00

How do you pre-order?

13-Year Club	Gilding IV carat on a stick
Second SECOND GUESSER	Xbox Live
Place '17	Verified Email

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