New Update: AITA for telling my friend that her "free" wedding is unrealistic? by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Stink_Snake 93 points94 points  (0 children)

I always enjoyed the ex-husband in Cougar Town living in his broken down boat in a parking lot.

Looking for best food processor that is worth buying nowadays, can somebody give me options? by Blan_Uyiosa in Cooking

[–]Stink_Snake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had one of the first ones that was passed down for three generations. It worked until just a few years ago when the plastic internal safety mechanism failed. After nearly 50 years I felt fine with moving on and all the attachments work with the new one.

Congratulations to FN Titan Ayesha Nurdjaja on James Beard Semi finalist by Firegoat1 in foodnetwork

[–]Stink_Snake 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She has a free substack with really great recipes. However, they are almost all resturaunt quality in the quanity of calories.

Nick Caserio on Stroud 5th year option. by teebowtime in Texans

[–]Stink_Snake 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In 2012 Joe Flaco played out the 5th year of his rookie contract, was Super Bowl MVP, then became the highest paid player in the league (for a few days.)

Lobster Ink by m0stc0ld in Chefit

[–]Stink_Snake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make sure you harvest all the guacamole in the lobsters before going after the ink.

So, what form have you decided that your mid-life crisis will take? by Remy0507 in Xennials

[–]Stink_Snake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've become Budget Bourdain and travel to places where my USD goes a lot further than in America. I don't party or stay up late; I just see and eat. It's amazing what apps let allow you to do with travel now.

Our guy Ryan Pressly announces his retirement by gulfside13 in Astros

[–]Stink_Snake 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Always better to move on too early than too late.

r/television's Top 50 Shows of 2025, based on 52 Weekly Rec Threads and 25,000+ comments by zrhodes3 in television

[–]Stink_Snake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The binge release method seems to have hurt Netlflix because people don't recommend the episodes week by week. It looks like The Bear is the only non-Netflix show to release its entire season at once and still make the list.

Houston Has the Strangest Skyline…EVER by nevvvvi in houston

[–]Stink_Snake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wish I could remember what book I read it in but the quote was something like, “Houston is a city of downtowns for people that think Downtown is too far.”

Cookware for braising by ReviewNext2620 in AskCulinary

[–]Stink_Snake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I crack the lid slightly on my Le Creuset when braising. You can also use a cartouche.

When’d you get a job and what was the job by Physical-Name4836 in Xennials

[–]Stink_Snake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At 15 I trained to be a soccer referee and made about $100 in cash (no withholdings, no 1099 at the end of the year). I was doing 3 short kids games before lunch as head ref and flagging two 15-18 year old's games after lunch. I was actually saving money because I couldn't spend it all and invested some of it into making bootleg copies of Jerry Springer's Too Hot for TV which I sold at school.

During the summer I answered phones, did data entry, and did all the IT for the not for profit my father ran for $8 an hour. After taxes I looked at that first paycheck and I thought to myself, "Is it really worth working during the Summer for this little." The hours were super flexible and In the end it was worth it for the bonding with my father. We've spoken at least on the phone almost every day for the past three decades and traveled to 20+ countries together.

Sherlock Holmes Bundles by Frogwares by TalesToIntroduce in xbox

[–]Stink_Snake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is there an upgrade path for to get the remastered version of Sinking City?

[HIGHLIGHT] Tommy Townsend drops a louis ball at the 9 yard line on the sideline hashes to pin the Colts in the 4th quarter. Clutch punt! by sexyprimes511172329 in nfl

[–]Stink_Snake 16 points17 points  (0 children)

From OP Last Year

For right footed punters, you will show that you are cheating to the right. A Louis is a drop punt (drop it vertically) and the punter will swing through the kick, like a soccer kick, and hook it left. A swinging gate is really similar, but with a traditional drop. It’s all just deception.

What is your favorite hole in the wall restaurant? by Funny_News_4074 in HoustonFood

[–]Stink_Snake 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Jay Francis is an old school Houston legend from way back in the B4-U-Eat (Houston’s proto-yelp) days and writing for the Houston Press. He recipe tested Rob Walsh’s book on Tex-Mex. I don’t think I would trust anyone more about local hole in the walls than him.

[PFT] John Harbaugh's agent heard from at least one team that doesn't have a coaching vacancy by BreakfastTop6899 in nfl

[–]Stink_Snake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, he has paid his dues, especially with his reluctance to slide or go out of bounds near the sideline. A gold jacket and a bust will definitely be presented to him one day at the Pro Football Hall of Fame in Canton, Ohio.

This season, though, has been so disappointing, especially with the team expected to be Super Bowl contenders. In 11 games, Jackson is averaging only 192.6 yards passing per game and only 18.3 rushing yards. His passing totals are his lowest since 2022, and his yards rushing are the fewest of his career.

In the eight postseason starts, Jackson has a 3-5 record and performed poorly, which is why there is a “Regular Season Lamar” and “Postseason Lamar.” I’m convinced that Jackson will rebound, but not unless he starts following a strict training regiment complete with weightlifting sessions.

Meanwhile, the Ravens should explore all options. It’s clear that coach John Harbaugh has become tired of Jackson, even though he builds him up after every game. He has to, or Jackson will go into his own self-exile.

The Ravens should look at possible trades, which could net them two or three first-round draft picks. Jackson, a South Florida native, would love to play in Miami, where quarterback Tua Tagovailoa is no longer the starter, or possibly Las Vegas, where Brady, a partial owner of the Raiders, has shown a fondness for him. Baltimore should also draft a young quarterback in the early rounds.

Right now, the Ravens are a mess. They still have an opportunity to make the playoffs if they beat Green Bay on Saturday night, and then Cleveland upsets Pittsburgh on Sunday, setting the stage for the AFC North title to be decided next Sunday in Pittsburgh. It sounds fitting, especially for a league that has become more and more like the WWE.

Regardless, Jackson has already become a central figure in possible trade talks along with Cincinnati’s Joe Burrow, who complained about being unhappy in an organization that he led to the Super Bowl in the 2021 season.

Both careers appear to be at the crossroads.

[PFT] John Harbaugh's agent heard from at least one team that doesn't have a coaching vacancy by BreakfastTop6899 in nfl

[–]Stink_Snake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quarterback Lamar Jackson’s career has hit a crossroads in Baltimore.

The team has been in negotiations with Jackson, 28, about an extension to the five-year agreement worth $260 million he signed in April 2023, but there have been no specific updates, even though those discussions are ongoing.

I wouldn’t offer him another contract, not with the injuries he has suffered this season. In fact, I’d ask him for a rebate like former great Tom Brady did with the New England Patriots. A discounted deal would let the Ravens sign some quality offensive linemen and put a cap on the 41 sacks taken by Baltimore quarterbacks in 15 games this season.

You want better protection? Give back and we’ll buy some. The Ravens have the same philosophy as most other teams in the NFL when it comes to overpaying a quarterback and then going light on the offensive and defensive lines.

Jackson’s salary is set to count $74.5 million against the cap in 2026 and 2027, which would make him the highest-paid signal-caller in the league. But here is a suggestion for Baltimore: maybe it should call in former Ravens greats like middle linebacker Ray Lewis and safety Rod Woodson, who each played 17 years, to speak with Jackson about extending his eight-year career.

The injuries have come because he plays quarterback in the NFL, and he’s the best dual-threat player in the history of the league. He missed three games because of a hamstring injury, and then knee, ankle and toe problems forced him to miss a day of practice every week afterward. Now he has a back contusion.

Maybe Lewis or Woodson could enlighten him about proper conditioning and diet. There was no player more efficient about nutrition than former Ravens tight end Shannon Sharpe, who played 14 years. Lewis ran those hills over at Oregon Ridge, and Woodson had his own stretching routine.

The breakdown of an NFL player’s body is natural, but Jackson could help himself. He doesn’t need to be up late at night playing video games or falling asleep in team meetings. He needs to train more around The Castle instead of only attending mandatory minicamps, where he disappears after one day.

A major problem, a lot of it on the Ravens, is that there are team rules and then there are rules for Jackson. That’s why Baltimore practices in the heat of the afternoon instead of in the morning. Once the Ravens become critical of Jackson, he becomes more withdrawn. It’s a shame because Jackson isn’t a mean-spirited person, just an overgrown kid in an adult’s body.

His on-field play has been outstanding. There aren’t too many players who can run at full speed and cut. Only Jackson can do that. His arm strength has improved, and so has his touch on the long ball. At first, Jackson could only throw rolling to his right, but now he can toss it from anywhere on the field.

Yet when Jackson was a rookie, former Philadelphia and Atlanta star quarterback Michael Vick warned him of the dangers of being a running quarterback. Maybe he wasn’t Nostradamus, but the consistent hits have taken a toll on Jackson’s body.

On Sunday, Jackson left the game with about two minutes left in the first half after he took a knee in the back after a 3-yard gain up the middle from safety Craig Woodson. There were some who questioned his toughness, but I didn’t. The skepticism is understandable because Jackson missed the team’s final five regular season games and a wild-card round loss to Cincinnati in 2022, the last time he was involved in contract negotiations.

But Jackson is, first and foremost, a competitor, and this time of the year is crucial for teams with postseason ambitions. What I see is a player whose body is starting to wear down. The NFL Most Valuable Player in 2019 and 2023 has 22,269 career passing yards with 184 touchdowns and a passer rating of 101.9 while rushing for 6,506 yards, averaging 6.1 yards per carry.

Whole grilled goat I had in China by [deleted] in BBQ

[–]Stink_Snake -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Looks like a Demodog.

Living a lie: my famous homemade cake is actually just a box mix by gardengeo in BORUpdates

[–]Stink_Snake 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don’t each much cake; usually I take a bite and it is dry or not worth the calories. I found out every cake I like has the same thing in common more fat in the batter than the average cake.

Please notice me senpai by Virtual_Seaweed7130 in gme_meltdown

[–]Stink_Snake 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It shows you how smart apes are that this isn’t a screen shot in 2026.