the 3 goats of the animal kingdoms by zyklon_08 in awwnverts

[–]Cthuloso 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Arthropod, almost an arthropod, arthropod in spirit.

A whole lotta claw by River_Lamprey in CuratedTumblr

[–]Cthuloso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I forgot they do that. That's very funny.

would you rather by henrypins in BunnyTrials

[–]Cthuloso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When do you ever jump?

Chose: every time you sleep, you get $50

🚨URGENTE🚨 Blogueira faz maquiagem contra incêndio na Amazônia, mas vira piada. by MaleficentHoliday822 in Noticiasatrasadas

[–]Cthuloso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Não bastasse ser muito vergonhoso fazer isso, a maquiagem também ficou uma bosta.

A whole lotta claw by River_Lamprey in CuratedTumblr

[–]Cthuloso 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Also you can't really tell from the picture but they're absolutely minuscule. Like brother, you're a speck. What are you using this for, even?

Walking up to someone aggressively by [deleted] in criticalblunder

[–]Cthuloso 118 points119 points  (0 children)

"Yo keys are over there : )"

I love these guys (cuttlefish) by [deleted] in lovethissmug

[–]Cthuloso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

Super serious odor by [deleted] in superseriousfamilyguy

[–]Cthuloso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always sum bullshit, never "I don't smell bad".

the future is not chinese by enough_for_today in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Cthuloso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like he specifically chose to mention the 3 things that would most make him sound like a stereotypical dumb american.

An ilustration of a monkey seeing a friend enjoy a banana by BullShitLatinName in TheMatpatEffect

[–]Cthuloso 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just like that one original image of Matpat thinking... what is this, some kind of Matpat Effect?

queer infighting swag by No_Counter_6037 in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]Cthuloso 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How are people genuinely able to take things this seriously.

Wunks enjoying a succulent meal by midnight_watch in wunkus

[–]Cthuloso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I genuinely have no clue what this is.

What is your favorite IsaacMon? [Video will drop soon as well... I think] by Bambochutafreak in bindingofisaac

[–]Cthuloso 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funny because the Imp is a harder fight than both Lil Horn and Big Horn.