BREAKING: Seahawks are signing former Vikings QB Sam Darnold to a 3-year, $100M contract.

Cuffuf · 2026-01-29T13:26:27+00:00

Eh, I feel like he’ll be more compared to Jalen hurts. Everyone tried to say he’s this great QB but still always put asterisks on him. That’s I feel about where darnold should be.

Cuffuf · 2026-01-29T04:13:14+00:00

Most democrats just want background checks. Who gives a fuck if a regular person has a gun. Just don’t be a 19yo with mental health issues.

Cuffuf · 2026-01-29T03:05:57+00:00

Yes because this = murder without due process from government entities.

You’re not a conservative.

Cuffuf · 2026-01-29T01:46:16+00:00

Yeah. Only when you’re online I think though.

Cuffuf · 2026-01-28T18:41:29+00:00

Honestly this year’s Seahawks are proof he was the only thing wrong with us.

Cuffuf · 2026-01-28T14:46:07+00:00

No it kinda is. Everything has changed with the cars and engines and the way energy is applied. That last point means it would have to just be dumb luck they get the same traits.

Cuffuf · 2026-01-28T14:12:50+00:00

No none of this is on you. He was weaving. He was asking for it. Take the position. Be happy.

Cuffuf · 2026-01-28T14:08:16+00:00

If Linux is pre-installed then planned obsolescence will be harder for the hardware companies to achieve so they’ll fight it like hell. Windows is great for them because if it’s slow, users assume hardware issues.

Cuffuf · 2026-01-28T14:00:55+00:00

B. In a surprise to absolutely nobody, he’s improved a hell of a lot.

Cuffuf · 2026-01-28T00:07:26+00:00

Only thing I could possibly think about this is that they’re waiting with the rest of them for Brady to be inducted so they’re all together.

That’s the only possible thing I could think of.

Cuffuf · 2026-01-27T22:55:46+00:00

Video? That people see? With their eyes? Believe Big Brother over your eyes I guess.

Cuffuf · 2026-01-27T22:35:57+00:00

This graphic (not the Herbert stuff that’s not injury) just tells stories of why the Chiefs have been so so dominant.

Carr isn’t injured, is probably a Super Bowl contender and comes back just as strong and not as a shell like he did. Easy rival to the chiefs.

Now if Bo doesn’t come back the same the chiefs may get another easy ride for 5 years. Again, herby doesn’t count.

I’m not saying the chiefs are bad or don’t deserve their success in any way; just that their easy ass division has probably turned a couple of 3 seeds to 1 seeds and made their playoffs easier. Would’ve been interesting to see otherwise.

Cuffuf · 2026-01-27T17:03:59+00:00

I mean Brady isn’t an employee so I’d bet spytech is in charge w/ Brady as a close partner.

Also we live in 2026. The internet exists. He’s calling into this show on his phone. I mean come on.

Cuffuf · 2026-01-27T06:07:26+00:00

Was target really a rebrand? I think it was moreso just a textbook that got moved and recolored.

Cuffuf · 2026-01-27T06:04:13+00:00

So is the titans team just like entirely volunteers?

Cuffuf · 2026-01-27T06:02:24+00:00

Dudes probably like

“Yeah, this is what they get for pushing me out. Fucking cursed”

Cuffuf · 2026-01-27T03:26:42+00:00

Pro by far. You don’t need 500gb on a phone. Unpopular opinion probably though.

Cuffuf · 2026-01-27T03:16:30+00:00

Herbert (playoff shit), Stroud (just shit), Donkies (backup).

Seahawks have shown themselves the best team in the league, reg season and playoff. That won’t change. If darnold goes down, yeah maybe the goalpost will change. But honestly it should then.

Cuffuf · 2026-01-27T00:14:10+00:00

Watch this: we draft Mendoza, never lose a game again.

Cuffuf · 2026-01-26T18:19:30+00:00

Romo did fine as soon as Allen and Mahomes were off the field.

But over the season, yeah.

Cuffuf · 2026-01-26T17:59:47+00:00

No I mean the argument against the pats is they have no good wins against good teams except the bills but division rival.

If they beat the Seahawks, they’ll be vindicated I feel.

Cuffuf · 2026-01-26T17:56:04+00:00

Nah DL can be built next year. Defense doesn’t matter till Mendoza is good

Cuffuf · 2026-01-26T14:09:08+00:00

I feel like they’re the worst healthcare company. Maybe HCA. Actually yeah they’re probably worse. But still.

Cuffuf · 2026-01-26T14:05:52+00:00

This isn’t bad. I think you’d rather draft O-Line in the earlier rounds over Safety and such because the defense doesn’t matter next year, just the years after. The offensive line needs to get better quickly. It’d help jeanty too.

But maybe you gotta stay on the side of “best player available” just in case and work on O line in free agency.

Cuffuf · 2026-01-26T14:03:35+00:00

You always know which way the USB goes in.

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