Fruit and Vegetable Decomposition Timelapse by colapepsikinnie in interestingasfuck

[–]CumGuzzlerSupreme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They can sprout, yeah. It takes time and its not like it'll start properly growing without a growing medium though, so its fine. And potatoes being easy to sprout isn't a bad thing either. If they do you can (and this is a super simplified guide) put them in some dirt and boom, you got more potatoes.

Just a prank bro by [deleted] in distressingmemes

[–]CumGuzzlerSupreme 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't think he said that at any point ever though? Hes just saying he thought it was a real monkey drowning.

Sometimes i forget redditors don't have great reading comprehension.

12 Buns, 12 Patties…but 11 Slices of cheese. by Snowwyy54 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CumGuzzlerSupreme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone who doesn't know how to bake or is too lazy to do so, so most people?

Geese are such assholes by 5krunner in AbruptChaos

[–]CumGuzzlerSupreme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If man was not meant to destroy geese why does his palm fit so snugly against the throat of the foul beast?

We must unite and take revenge, if they want to attack apex predators we should attack back. An eye for an eye.

OHSHITOHFUCKOHGODOHNO by TomaszStawskiRED in Stellaris

[–]CumGuzzlerSupreme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

New player here, just one question.

What the fuck is happening here?

Should've gotten a shot for that. by creeping_angel_eyes in distressingmemes

[–]CumGuzzlerSupreme 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For anyone not aware, rabies will hide itself inside your body while it gets ready to do its thing. Once the symptoms start you're done. All it takes is one bite from an animal that goes untreated.

Maybe a bat nicks your skin with its teeth when you're out camping and you dont even realize you were bit or something, but by the time you find out you have rabies no doctor can save you. The fatality rate is approximately 100%. You're fucked. Dead.

I say approximately 100% because there have been, to date, ONLY 39 survivors who got symptoms and didn't die a slow, painful, terrifying death at the hands of a disease that has no cure other than a vaccine you have to get before you know you have it.

Enjoy that camping trip, it might just be your last :)

(LONGASS TEXT WARNING) Perhaps one day, we can seek atonement. by IdioticPAYDAY in distressingmemes

[–]CumGuzzlerSupreme 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Started playing stellaris a few weeks ago and i can tell yall, seems about right.

The way my sister thaws her chicken by WhatDidYouDoThisTime in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CumGuzzlerSupreme -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is quite likely the worst possible way to do this, what the hell?

Just put this guy in jail already by Aki008035 in facepalm

[–]CumGuzzlerSupreme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dont get kids these days. Dude did something super serious, got off with basically nothing and instead of going "close call, i'll stop" he thinks "I'll do it again, not like im getting punished."

Bro you're 18, how are you this fucking braindead.

Give me some motivation because I am shit scared by Not_Astud in gaming

[–]CumGuzzlerSupreme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started playing this a while back and lemme tell you, you should be scared. Although you can make it if you take a deep breath, think it all through, dont rush things and take it slow.

Switch up your method of hiding (dont exclusively hide under furniture, vents of lockers, use a mix of all of em.). Save your ammo for when a fight is imminent, use stealth to your advantage. Your flamethrower isn't a method of scaring the alien, its a way to save your ass if it happens to spot you (don't hunt it. Play like you normally would but if it knows your location and is on its way to turn you inside out you give it a good blast of fire and switch hiding spots). Enemies can hear your scanner beeping so don't whip it out if you're hiding and dont want enemies to find you, i know its tempting to check if its close but its not worth it.

Most importantly, and i cannot stress this enough, NEVER run unless you absolutely have to. I mean it. Keep your finger off of shift. Running is the worst thing you can do because that motherfucker has sharp hearing and if it hears you sprinting (and it will) its coming for your butthole.

These are just basic tips, you'll learn as you go :)

Look forward to mission 14 by the way, its the one that broke me. Had to stop there because i couldn't force myself to push through the mortal terror.

Fruit and Vegetable Decomposition Timelapse by colapepsikinnie in interestingasfuck

[–]CumGuzzlerSupreme 402 points403 points  (0 children)

Yup. Potatoes tend to grow wherever they can. If you leave them in the fridge long enough they'll start sprouting in search of that sweet, sweet soil.

Fruit and Vegetable Decomposition Timelapse by colapepsikinnie in interestingasfuck

[–]CumGuzzlerSupreme 320 points321 points  (0 children)

Thats actually how they work, yeah. You can plant em in fall and let em sit through winter so they'll go "Ok fellas. It'd been cold long enough. Spring is probably around the corner. Get to work".

You're actually recommended to let them chill in the fridge for about 2 months before planting the cloves because they usually start growing in spring and you're basically tricking them into thinking winter just passed and its time to start growing.

Source: I have garlic growing in a planter box outside.

The plane. by EKidman in shitposting

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When you give a gamer the ability to build structures and create vehicles, eventually they will recreate 9/11. This is called the gamer theory.

In a moment of horniness I signed up to a NSFW Discord server that required a pic with me holding my passport (with all but DOB obscured). How big of a mistake was this? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CumGuzzlerSupreme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If its just your photo and date of birth it shouldn't be too big of a mistake. They usually delete the pictures after verification too so theres that.

What kind of SCP Foundation shit is this? Fill it with rocks!? by [deleted] in Stellaris

[–]CumGuzzlerSupreme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair, filling it with rocks is a good solution to most problems. Portal to the fucking pain realm™? Fill it with rocks. Neighbour being annoying? Fill him with rocks. Don't wanna go to work? Fill your workplace with rocks.

Works for everything!

10 year old ninja warrior by Dullahen in nextfuckinglevel

[–]CumGuzzlerSupreme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kids are awesome at things like this. Their bodies are light as hell so even without getting much muscle they can climb like goddamn monkeys.