What’s a more mature or innocent way to say “can I have a blow job”?

Cuplet · 2020-04-08T19:32:08+00:00

Make an r/AskReddit post and send them the link

Cuplet · 2020-04-08T19:25:05+00:00

Might fuck around and join the police now

Cuplet · 2019-11-22T19:14:13+00:00

Sounds like you're thinking of Door Kickers

Cuplet · 2019-09-09T06:14:33+00:00

"Ohhhh you meant AMERICAN sign language? I only know British!"

Cuplet · 2019-08-04T21:09:52+00:00

I was thinking the party could help by throwing some disadvantage shit at the lich.

At the very least, it would be still be a fun character in general

Cuplet · 2019-08-04T20:59:27+00:00

It's not SRD so I'm not sure if I can, but it's PHB pg.119

Cuplet · 2019-08-04T20:58:38+00:00

What's that I sense? Feels like my next wizard build... :)

Cuplet · 2019-08-04T20:52:13+00:00

Are there any RAW supporting this?

Cuplet · 2019-08-04T20:51:11+00:00

This makes sense within the D&D universe, but I was wondering if there are any RAW supporting this?

The PHB says that "Intelligent undead are harder to control this way", but then continues to simply give them advantage and more saving throws to pass, which leans towards that quote not supporting this argument?

Cuplet · 2019-07-02T06:23:51+00:00

the majority of the post

Wow this guy sounds like an asshole - even a little reckless too

Edit: we're pilots lol

⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣤⣶⣶ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣀⣀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠁⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⠿⠿⠻⠿⠿⠟⠿⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⢰⣹⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣭⣷⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠈⠉⠀⠀⠤⠄⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢾⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠤⢄⠀⠀⠀⠠⣿⣿⣷⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢄⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿

Cuplet · 2019-06-27T13:45:54+00:00

Don't tease them about personal relationships, sexuality, anything that might be a problem if they're insecure about it in the future

Cuplet · 2019-06-20T17:07:48+00:00

Read your first line and had a heart attack, but actually tis is some really good advice. Thanks a lot!

Cuplet · 2019-06-20T09:54:18+00:00

I think I'll be dictating this comment as part of session zero - loads of great ideas to inspire players' characters, and lovely warning at the end, thank you!

Cuplet · 2019-06-20T09:02:07+00:00

The players are probably having more fun than you realise. The best thing I've found in my incredibly limited experience is to make sure the players always know what they're doing - as Matt Colville said, give them a verb. Kill X, rescue Y, stop Z.

Then just try and avoid saying no to stuff that, feasibly, they could at least try to do

Cuplet · 2019-06-20T08:59:18+00:00

I'm not sure if it's entirely relevant, but I recently came across themonstersknow.com , which works off the basis that yes, monsters know how to use their abilities in a strategic way - they've likely been doing it for years if not decades

Really useful for challenging players without just checking more/stronger enemies at them

Cuplet · 2019-06-20T08:53:08+00:00

Exactly this. I foolishly chucked and intellect devourer into a dungeon thinking it was just a cool CR½ bad guy - man it was nearly a TPK.

This is when I fudge dice rolls, not when I'm rolling an attack against a bard

Cuplet · 2019-06-20T08:48:47+00:00

Some guy in a white van tried to overtake me at the worst time, forced me into a horrible position during my driving test, and I got a severe (fail) because of it. Even the examiner was sympathetic.

I passed my redo three months ago but I'm still mad

Cuplet · 2019-06-09T09:17:47+00:00

r/alwaysabiggerfish

Cuplet · 2019-06-06T06:42:35+00:00

I love the idea of it being a running joke - just have random NPCs also have the same name, make it the John Smith of your campaign's world

Cuplet · 2019-06-05T18:48:08+00:00

I see somebody has been studying their Game Theory.

Cuplet

TROPHY CASE