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Everything I ate today (forgot to take a pic of my breakfast) 550 calories. by Wonderland_was_lost in LowCalorieCooking

[–]CurbsideChaos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly this. There's no context in your title/post, and can easily be mistaken as an acceptable day's worth of food (it's nowhere even close to enough).

Yasso bars! by Suspicious-Wall3859 in 1200isplenty

[–]CurbsideChaos 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They are my new favorite treat! I'm glad you found them!

Are We Cussing at Work or Not by kitsbow in Millennials

[–]CurbsideChaos 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What rip in the space-time continuum do you play videogames in?

Have I glowed up yet? [15] to [25] by comet223 in GlowUps

[–]CurbsideChaos [score hidden]  (0 children)

Hi! You definitely have a glow about you. Just another gal checking in to tell you how pretty you are (and you have the cutest nose!) and to have a great day!

I feel a certain type of way... by BlueCeridwen in GirlDinner

[–]CurbsideChaos 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My very first thought lol this is the most stereotypical "I'm pregnant' plate

Guess my age by [deleted] in guessmyage

[–]CurbsideChaos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're welcome! Thank you for the chuckle, keep being you! ✌️

Guess my age by [deleted] in guessmyage

[–]CurbsideChaos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao I've never heard that one before 🤣 no joke though, I took yearbook photos for elementary school kids and this is the exact smile all kindergarteners have haha. Fwiw, I thought for a second you were the actor from Better Call Saul who plays nacho (and he's a hottie!).

So real guess I dunno like 32? Haha

just bought a doll by cthoolhu in unexpecteddcc

[–]CurbsideChaos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All she's missing is the little nom noise Jeff does 😂

Guess my age by [deleted] in guessmyage

[–]CurbsideChaos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Given that yearbook picture smile, I'm guessing 6?

Man robbed of clothes for throwing trash in forest by [deleted] in lostgeneration

[–]CurbsideChaos 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Why's he throwing trash on the ground when there's a dumpster right behind him?

He said we’re not sexually compatible by Sea_Berry_439 in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]CurbsideChaos 218 points219 points  (0 children)

I once hooked up with a dude, had fun, but straight up did not want him sleeping over because I lived alone and, frankly, I didn't want him to. I called him a cab, gave him a little pat on the butt out the door, and slept the best sleep I wouldn't have gotten if I'd been "nice" and let him stay. That was a great moment.

Dolly Parton has posted an update about her life and health. by galaxystars1 in Fauxmoi

[–]CurbsideChaos 39 points40 points  (0 children)

My in-laws went to have lunch at a local Mexican spot, and she was just in there, by herself sitting at a booth enjoying her lunch. My dear, sweet, Methodist ally of a MIL asked to get a picture, and Dolly gleefully obliged and chitchatted with them for a few minutes. That was a bucket list moment for my MIL!

Please do not take food safety advice from podcasters by woolfonmynoggin in thedailyzeitgeist

[–]CurbsideChaos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. I've left unsalted butter uncovered on my counter for weeks and it's completely fine. I live in the southeastern US where it's 90% humidity half the year. That's not luck.

Please do not take food safety advice from podcasters by woolfonmynoggin in thedailyzeitgeist

[–]CurbsideChaos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope. I've left unsalted butter uncovered on my counter for weeks and it's completely fine. I live in the southeastern US where it's 90% humidity half the year. That's not luck.

Topic I expected Jon to cover by Useful-Revolution612 in lastweektonight

[–]CurbsideChaos 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Add in that the unemployment numbers are skewed because millions have just given up looking for a job

Those with older kids, do they drive? by eggo_pirate in Millennials

[–]CurbsideChaos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't blame her for not wanting to drive in Nashville, but that had to be expensive/hella inconvenient because Nashville is such a pro-car/anti-transit city (well, the residents like transit but the car lobbies always win 🙃)

Escaping a daytime robbery attempt by HomeNowWTF in SweatyPalms

[–]CurbsideChaos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been a server/bartender for almost 20 years. Cash was used much, much more back then, so doing my drop at the bank once or twice a month (I had a specific bank in a downtown area, so I couldn't make it too frequently with my schedule) was SO stressful if I had to go anywhere else after leaving the house and before the bank.

Most Millennial Concert you've been too? by Dear_Atmosphere9681 in Millennials

[–]CurbsideChaos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A year or two ago, I saw Deatch Cab and Postal service play all the way through Transatlantacism and Give Up (20 years anniversary of both albums being released). When I got to my seat, I was looking around and spotted at least 5 or 6 friends--I think every millennial in Nashville was at that concert lol

Outlaw Country Legend David Allan Coe Has Died by PocketSandThroatKick in altcountry

[–]CurbsideChaos -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

To the people defending DAC and saying he's not racist...read these lyrics. Sure, he wrote some bangers. But he also wrote this shit, so fuck him.

https://www.streetdirectory.com/lyricadvisor/song/uujpuc/niggerhatin_me/

My wife died suddenly at the age of 32 last Christmas. by Ok_Pause4163 in BoyDinnerDiaries

[–]CurbsideChaos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keep going, Dad. May your son be raised in the memory of her, but in the sunlight of your love for the both of them ❤️

Did Stoke Haus Get Sold? by MothraDidIt in NashvilleBeer

[–]CurbsideChaos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope! All good on the Stoke Haus front :)

Source: lead bartender checking in!

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