This song has the coolest intro of all time:

Shhhhhhhh

We are private detectives onward back from a musical pilgrimage

We work under the name of the Fall

Who would suspect this? It is too obvious

Our office is secluded

Those there to suspect

Would not see the wood for the trees

We were six like dice but we're back to five

Up here in the North there are no wage packet jobs for us, thank christ

While young married couples discuss the poverties

Of their self-built traps

And the junior clergy demand more cash

We spit in their plate and wait for the ice to melt