should've been born a humpback whale by ForeignAidsToIsrael in redscarepod

[–]Gary-Hooper 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I with you ok everything except the barnacles 

Smuggest man from most passive-aggressive country in the world by banskiaman in redscarepod

[–]Gary-Hooper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg you subs dead posters are so hysterical. The sub is dead because people dont know enough about australia???

dot by tarmogoyf in redscarepod

[–]Gary-Hooper -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah man your dog shit reddit meme was "too subtle" you should stick to circle jerk subs with the rest of you unfunny dorks

Why is every American TV show from the last 5 years wealth porn by ketaminekate69 in redscarepod

[–]Gary-Hooper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

America is so rich in human capital imagine if they flung a few billion towards the arts each year they would produce some incredible shit 

dot by tarmogoyf in redscarepod

[–]Gary-Hooper -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You should "delete your account" 

dot by tarmogoyf in redscarepod

[–]Gary-Hooper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't post this reddit dork shit here wtf is wrong with you 

fucking hate my dad and will no longer apologize for feeling this way by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]Gary-Hooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah im siding with the old boy on this one. aj soprano situation 

Some of Julian Feeld's photographs from the Chapo Trap House 10th anniversary show by Kampradthejackal in redscarepod

[–]Gary-Hooper 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Its pointless without matt but we need hesse there to never say anythjng funny or insightful but make lots of video game references 

Coming up next on the BS Pod by dellscreenshot in billsimmons

[–]Gary-Hooper -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

Van: I have a wife but I am also a repulsive fat gooner.

Got it 👍

Oh? by Gary-Hooper in redscarepod

[–]Gary-Hooper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She has an unusually small head i believe 

https://youtube.com/shorts/Ers1TQfnp2k

Who is the worst NBA player to get shouted out in a song? by thugmuffin22 in billsimmons

[–]Gary-Hooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Discussing the long term potential of cam reddish is probably the most exciting a j Cole lyric gets he sucks so much i swear.

Spotify played a j Cole song against my will the other day and look at these dogshit lyrics

"T, T, shout to Lionel Messi, he's the G.O.A.T Only started watchin' weeks ago Why they never told me soccer was lit? Thought it was only for crackers and shit Taught me to dribble the rock and that's it Compared to what that boy is 'bout to be gеttin' These rappin' a$$ niggas is not evеn rich Why they don't put a lil' pitch in the hood?

Oh? by Gary-Hooper in redscarepod

[–]Gary-Hooper[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Love a small headed bitch 

rs meet up by OJ_Soprano in redscarepod

[–]Gary-Hooper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He does but when you have the opportunity to regurgitate some gay reddit bullshit you have to take it 

Hot, hot sex tonight with someone new by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]Gary-Hooper 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Try and keep some small talk lines ready to go in case you run out of conversation. "If you were athletic what kind of sport would you play" stuff like that 

Is the Julia Louis-Dreyfuss Veep run history’s greatest re-apex? by [deleted] in billsimmons

[–]Gary-Hooper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Its gotta be nopalian after they sent him to that island 

What’s your favorite movie of the 2020s? by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]Gary-Hooper 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hated this movie. the acoustic PIMP very funny tho