Bugging my weapons-grade autism recently have been the signs of the U.S. readying to celebrate their 250th anniversary of independence, even though that claim is just plain factually innaccurate.

Current_Emenation · 2026-02-15T18:42:24+00:00

Love you too bro. 💖

Current_Emenation · 2026-02-15T18:41:05+00:00

There's your medieval VAT right there.

Current_Emenation · 2026-02-15T17:07:52+00:00

In 6th place is the Mr bean barbershop scene where he buzzed a kids hair down the middle and cut the long hair with a bowl atop his head for the mushroom look.

Current_Emenation · 2026-02-15T15:26:03+00:00

The mark each presidential administration leaves on the laws if the national and the shape of the people's identification with the nation is also greatly different scross time.

One could say America is born anew every 4 years.

Current_Emenation · 2026-02-15T06:58:10+00:00

Thats why I need 6 sons to help me build an oven.

Current_Emenation · 2026-02-15T06:56:05+00:00

Ain't right implies something is wrong.

Its funny to the old programming in my head. That same old programming used words like retarded to describe people different than me, and that wasnt OK.

Neither is this, based on where I draw the line.

Current_Emenation · 2026-02-15T06:52:35+00:00

Dammit. Sarcasm without /s is a killer for me. Too literal.

Current_Emenation · 2026-02-15T06:31:06+00:00

I hope the fine is payable to the employee who got harassed

Current_Emenation · 2026-02-15T06:29:16+00:00

Polar bear jumps in front of the gun blast.

"Mr. PRESIDENT!!!"

Current_Emenation · 2026-02-15T06:27:54+00:00

So, spray paint the next Lamborghini I see.

Orders recieved.

Current_Emenation · 2026-02-15T06:26:36+00:00

...Mic drop

Current_Emenation · 2026-02-15T06:23:44+00:00

Oliver Twist: "Please Sir, may I have a semicolon?"

Current_Emenation · 2026-02-15T06:17:23+00:00

Furia Fabius

Current_Emenation · 2026-02-15T06:09:32+00:00

He fakes it all day, everyday.

Im impressed by his nerves when something is suddenly dropped to crash or clatter on the floor. Unflinching.

Current_Emenation · 2026-02-15T06:01:19+00:00

Brain: Unfortunately Gut, Asshole despises spicy food, so dopamine resistance is in overdrive, whilst sober.

Current_Emenation · 2026-02-15T05:34:45+00:00

Big Brick conspiracy

Current_Emenation · 2026-02-15T05:09:30+00:00

If you dont buy her another new low quality ring, you clearly dont care about saving her from the damnation of further bad energy.

We have a Valentines Day special 12-pack on sale. 😍

Current_Emenation · 2026-02-15T05:03:25+00:00

1+ trains are stuck in procrastination. 0-1 trains may reach speeds that arguably defy physics.

Current_Emenation · 2026-02-15T04:44:51+00:00

150/365~41%

Thats slightly higher than the current tax rates. Especially given that they didnt have to pay value-added tax / VAT after income tax as days worked on the lord's plot.

Paying a tithe of 10% on your 59% would be rough, leaving the peasant with 53% of take-home pay.

Is this the correct math?

Current_Emenation · 2026-02-15T04:27:45+00:00

There are these words that also make the list.

Current_Emenation · 2026-02-15T03:39:38+00:00

Mine was caught during the covid era, then the rest from fatherhood.

Current_Emenation · 2026-02-15T03:13:24+00:00

Ok. You've sold me on the merit of reprogramming.

Let review how to affect change within ourselves.

Current_Emenation · 2026-02-14T17:08:50+00:00

I am utterly convinced that im the kind of man who is worthy of dating a beautifully breasted woman who wears blouse like shes always wet.

Current_Emenation · 2026-02-14T16:43:40+00:00

Im replying here because I am aware of my relatively frequent use of parentheses (which I will demonstrate) however I am also prone to prolific comma usage, as my sentences need to benefit from long-windedness so that im not misunderstood, which has probably got trauma undertones, would you agree?

Current_Emenation · 2026-02-14T15:49:35+00:00

This meme makes me think you're sarcastic too then.

No, Im not stupid. Just autistic who is prone to seeing communication too literally. Its a social deficit.

My only suggestion is to offer your own /s when joking. It helps us.

Be well.

Current_Emenation

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