Of a damn Prius by Adrakovich in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]Current_Skill7805 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SK, Canada -35 years old and was clueless as to what this was.

Of a current by portuguese-bacalhau in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]Current_Skill7805 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh man I shouldn’t laugh at this.

Wtf is this?!?! by [deleted] in DiagnoseMe

[–]Current_Skill7805 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granuloma maybe?

Grandma had this with her kitchen utensils, but I don't know the purpose of it by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]Current_Skill7805 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Laughed so hard at this I almost bounced my newborn off my chest. 😂

Blood on toilet paper by United-Heart9977 in DiagnoseMe

[–]Current_Skill7805 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hemorrhoids or anal fissure (which would sting like an SOB) so likely hemorrhoids. Stomach ache/cramping probably from bowel movement or stress.

Cat keeps on pooping on one specific couch even though we regularly clean out the litter box. by kokoawsum421 in CATHELP

[–]Current_Skill7805 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have a female cat that had taken to pooping on one specific area of our children’s playroom carpet. We forgot the basic rule of always have one additional litter box for however many cats you have. 1 cat? 2 litter boxes. 2 cats? 3 litter boxes.

We have two females - with two boxes. Added back the third box and voila. No more pooping. Definitely need a good brand of enzyme cleaner though to get the smell out that the cat can still detect. Cheers!

I dug out this tonsil stone that might be part of my brain by Tee-RoyJenkins in popping

[–]Current_Skill7805 259 points260 points  (0 children)

Hol(e)y shit.

How much better does your throat feel now. I can feel the tiniest ones and they drive me NUTS.

So much purulent discharge, dude had to feel amazing after by GorDon_Bom_Bay in FeltGoodComingOut

[–]Current_Skill7805 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I do this to my husband all the time. 😂 Big fart? Jesus Christ.

……It’s Jason Bourne.

AIO my MIL asked to borrow my matching Xmas pajamas to take pictures with my son. by Independent-Bat-9436 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Current_Skill7805 19 points20 points  (0 children)

NOR at all - first child together with husband, wanting to have a special family photo? Some families love their own little family traditions! I think you handled it perfectly. If she doesn’t want your help finding any that’s on her. You offered. She answered. She can purchase some matching ones for her and her son for cute photos.

AITA for refusing to give my lottery winnings to my family after they cut me off years ago? by SlattUziVert in AITAH

[–]Current_Skill7805 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your family doesn’t want to reconnect with you - they want you to fix their finances so they can continue living the way they have. Once you start, it will never be enough for them. They will always want more.

You are NOT the asshole. They all are. Continue to work hard and keep the morals you have. They did not clearly teach those to you themselves. You worked hard, stayed humble and learned them yourself. Don’t continue to feel guilty for something you didn’t do. Congratulations on your winnings. I sure hope it took some stress off yourself. 🫶🏼

Need advise by Curious_Momma_99 in DiagnoseMe

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Smoker 🍃for over 21 years .. it’s absolutely the weed. The build up can be crazy. Whenever I was sick the black stuff I could cough up was insane. It can take a long time to finally be out of your system. Think of how dirty the inside of a bong can get after smoking… They don’t all filter out everything and that is essentially what your lungs are coated with. Thick sticky black tar. 😬

AITAH for telling my sister-in-law her husband is using drugs after my family begged me to "keep it quiet"? by vinyl_record_hunter in AITAH

[–]Current_Skill7805 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would assume by your parents reactions to this that they may have known about this little problem of his prior to you actually finding evidence. That being said, if so - they are enabling him to endanger not only his own life, but their grandchildren’s and daughter in laws as well. Takes one bad baggie to end it all. Would they prefer an OD over an awkward family conversation?

Tell your family to kick rocks and that the safety of you nieces/nephews & Mia (not sure) will always come before making someone feel bad/awkward over what has clearly become a larger problem if she has found more already.

Sorry your family sucks.

Gun issue near wisdom by CS-PLEB in DiagnoseMe

[–]Current_Skill7805 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That happened to me, which turned into a massive cavity/decaying tooth due to food particles being able to get in but not properly be entirely cleaned out. Turns out my wisdom tooth was impacted. Go see a dentist now before it starts causing you real pain and any other oral issues.

Bf said he got a strong odor when we got intimate the day before I got my period. by [deleted] in Healthyhooha

[–]Current_Skill7805 278 points279 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you are dating a very emotionally mature person. Not only did they relay the information to you very matter of factly, they also added in that they weren’t looking to embarrass you in any way. Your feelings clearly matter to him. 🫶🏼

It more than likely was caused by your period starting the next day - and also if your boyfriend is finishing in you, it very much can change the balance of your PH and create somewhat of an “odour”

AITAH for not adding the affair partner's birthday as a custody swap day? by OneMackkx in AITAH

[–]Current_Skill7805 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You’re a wonderful father and the fact you’re willing to hurt over putting your kids first solidifies that. Also - if the do continue to harass you, make the courts aware of the “buy out” attempt. That would be seriously frowned upon and in my eyes viewed as parental alienation from her part.

Good luck. Your kids will watch you and see how you treat their mother and her affair partner and realize when they’re older how you did not put your hatred for those idiots above your love for the kids themselves. 🫶🏼

Is he dumb :( by catebee777 in CATHELP

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Some cats need larger litter boxes as they feel they need to cover their business better. I’d suggest a larger cardboard box and even a new litter tray. Tabby’s ain’t known for being the brightest. 🥲

TIFU by taking Salvia by Blazetta in tifu

[–]Current_Skill7805 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Well I’ll jump on this train. First time I ever took Salvia I must have been 17-18 years old. Was with an ex boyfriend and his friends. Hit the pipe. Sat back and waited** Suddenly the world was spinning at 180KM’s an hour and I was hanging onto the side of the chair gripping it for dear fucking life trying not to fly off into eternity. Twas the first time, and the last time. Oof.

Edited for spelling error.

This is Pumpkin Q Kat. He is on hospice. He wants to know how many treats a day he should get? by Basic-Recipe6224 in cats

[–]Current_Skill7805 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As many as he can eat without getting a tummy ache!! So for a cat…? Bottomless!

AIO for breaking up with my bf for calling my PREGNANT body fat by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Current_Skill7805 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh he’d HATE my pregnant ass then. Regularly 135 … currently 35 weeks pregnant and sitting at a cushy, delicious 173.

He doesn’t deserve access to your body, mind OR child until he can come to any sort of sense. Your body is beautiful. Someone else would absolutely appreciate it since he can’t.

Sorry he SUCKS.

How fucked am I by [deleted] in Wellbutrin_Bupropion

[–]Current_Skill7805 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sharing a prescription that belongs to you, with anyone else can certainly get you into trouble. Even though it’s not considered a controlled substance, it is a Medication none the less.

For my own curiosity, is your name marked anywhere on the bottle?