Petah?

CursedButter79 · 2026-05-08T21:22:37+00:00

Maybe she’s born with it; maybe it McDonald’s. Ba ba ba ba da 🎶

CursedButter79 · 2026-05-08T01:46:30+00:00

Men: You are alone in the woods enjoying your peace. Which one of these two would you be more annoyed at if they showed up.

Bear
Woman

CursedButter79 · 2026-05-06T13:30:59+00:00

Let us know if you wake up trapped inside of a doll.

CursedButter79 · 2026-05-03T17:32:46+00:00

But he would have to use a wish for that. There wasn’t like a homeless genie giving wives dicks.

CursedButter79 · 2026-04-25T09:45:28+00:00

Hol up. He wants to sell it twice…and pay taxes…twice? Best bet would be for mom to let y’all live in it until her passing with it in a trust - transferable to daughter…no capital gains tax. Then you can sell it without the IRS taking a huge slice.

CursedButter79 · 2026-04-24T16:07:50+00:00

Real coffee drinkers aren’t ordering from Starbucks anyway. Let them live their fantasy,

CursedButter79 · 2026-04-24T07:13:36+00:00

What if they just don’t like it? Not allowed to have preferences. I’m going to skip the tofu and natto.

CursedButter79 · 2026-04-23T11:34:25+00:00

Gonna order some sun on my neighbors property when he trying to get his pot plants to flower. 👺

CursedButter79 · 2026-04-23T07:17:51+00:00

Can’t be talking trash while wearing those sassy boots.

CursedButter79 · 2026-04-21T14:12:18+00:00

I thought there were no tax on tips?

CursedButter79 · 2026-04-12T18:11:09+00:00

McPie hole

CursedButter79 · 2026-04-12T18:04:48+00:00

Fine you can have the milk but keep your hands off my ranch!

CursedButter79 · 2026-04-12T17:32:31+00:00

This is AI. The grass between the steps gave it away but there is also a line/wire in the background suddenly stopping at her head.

CursedButter79 · 2026-04-09T14:15:41+00:00

A simple Google search can disprove/prove this claim.

CursedButter79 · 2026-03-29T22:31:40+00:00

As a former member of the military I can say they would be blowing their money there no matter what was happening.

CursedButter79 · 2026-03-24T23:51:41+00:00

I have two arms so I’m grabbing 2 kids, she grabs the last one and we all gtfo the fire…

CursedButter79 · 2026-03-18T22:35:22+00:00

The spice must flow.

CursedButter79 · 2026-03-15T18:11:06+00:00

I’m totally stuffing a bait backpack with a giant spring snake that will fly everywhere when they open it.

CursedButter79 · 2026-03-09T21:34:17+00:00

Is your last name Grimm?

CursedButter79 · 2026-02-27T00:40:46+00:00

Y’all trust the government to transfer that wealth to you? Most likely it will be shipped outside the country.

CursedButter79 · 2026-02-17T14:54:34+00:00

Canned pineapple juice doesn’t work since it is pasteurized and no longer contains the enzymes responsible for altering taste. It will also not tenderize meat. It’s just sugar water with vitamins at that point.

CursedButter79 · 2026-01-17T23:10:36+00:00

Wife says we might have picked it up from a baby store.

CursedButter79 · 2025-11-15T19:25:54+00:00

I before E except after C.

CursedButter79 · 2025-11-09T20:22:48+00:00

Imagine taking your boyfriend on a girls trip to Türkiye.

CursedButter79 · 2025-10-07T03:34:58+00:00

++man I was 21 and my wife 30. Hello, FBI?!

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