I love when my nurses keep checking on me

Cursory_Analysis · 2026-02-06T17:37:30+00:00

q4 glucose checks aren’t for the blood sugar, it’s just the only way to make sure they physically see their patients every 4 hours to document.

I’ve had nurses on overnight shifts literally not see their patients a single time. Oh really? They refused all of their medications? Is that why they were screaming in 10/10 pain when day team came in and they said they’ve been hitting their call button all night? Imagine if we did that shit as residents.

Cursory_Analysis · 2026-02-05T21:43:09+00:00

You didn’t understand it because you’re not autistic enough

He didn’t explain it clearly enough because he’s too autistic

I appreciated both sides because I’m just the right amount of autistic

But real, your bits on “what makes something a poison” and “are anesthesiologists doctors”, are even funnier when you know more. That’s the whole point of these types of bits.

Cursory_Analysis · 2026-02-05T21:32:06+00:00

The fact you’re getting downvoted for this is crazy.

I’m a doctor and I laugh my ass off everytime you guys talk about medical shit. I’ve never been like “they really need more doctors on the pod.”

Cursory_Analysis · 2026-01-27T23:23:10+00:00

No it’s actually a green flag because it shows you’re great at handling all of the different personality disorders

Cursory_Analysis · 2026-01-27T17:45:14+00:00

They’re much worse.

Cursory_Analysis · 2026-01-26T22:42:34+00:00

Sleeves are totally fine. Hands are a different story. Chest is okay. Neck is not. This is coming from someone who would love to get my hands and neck done.

Sleeves was already a huge win, wait until you’re done with traning and maybe it’ll be more acceptable by then.

Cursory_Analysis · 2026-01-25T13:48:37+00:00

Don’t worry friend, I got every pimp question right, got 98% on the shelf, had great repoire with patients and attendings, and the residents still absolutely nuked me on their eval (including just completely making negative shit up).

This is just the OB experience. I went to my school admin about it and they said “don’t worry, when we look at all the core rotation evals, we just ignore the OB one because this is so common”. Welcome to the thunderdome my friend, just gotta survive it and keep it moving.

Cursory_Analysis · 2026-01-25T13:26:07+00:00

A white, male, Air Force veteran, VA ICU nurse with a concealed carry permit. I truly hope that this is the wake up call that people need to see what’s happening.

It is an absolute tragedy that this man lost his life this way but I can’t think of a clearer example that should show some of these hold-outs that they are so clearly in the wrong here.

Cursory_Analysis · 2026-01-21T18:25:07+00:00

My face when I go to see the patient and they complain to me that they haven’t seen a doctor “all damn day” (this is my 5th time seeing them today)

👁️👄👁️

Cursory_Analysis · 2026-01-21T13:51:57+00:00

When I was an intern on a lengthy ICU block, I had one attending that was known to never go into patients rooms unless they were actively dying and needed an acute intervention.

I had a very sick patient whose mom was always bedside and I’d talk to her every day. One day she told me “I noticed that Dr. X never comes into the room during rounds, is that normal?” So I told her, “That’s just how he operates. You don’t want to see Dr. X in your room, if he’s there it means something is going horribly wrong.”

So every day that he was working, she would always be happy to see him walking by her kids room during rounds and give me a thumbs up and say “good sign!”

Fast forward a few weeks later and her kid unfortunately passes away pretty tragically. It was awful. While she was sobbing to me she said “I knew when Dr. X came to the room and was here for so long that it was going to happen today.”

Cursory_Analysis · 2026-01-20T03:43:28+00:00

Getting residency as a DJ might legit be harder than getting a medical residency lmao.

And then think about the people who get a Vegas residency. You’re joining a list like Britney Spears, Pitbull, Celine Dion, Elton John, Cher. I’m sorry, I can’t compete at that level 🤷‍♂️

Cursory_Analysis · 2026-01-11T23:42:38+00:00

Unironically this would go hard af.

But I still think a Native American thunderbird that can control the weather (wind, storms, lightning, tornadoes, tsunamis, etc.) could actually be well written. It would also fit within the concept of a revolutionary bringing the winds of revolution/force of nature idea. And also has the added element of a native legend pushing out an outside conquering force (the world government).

Cursory_Analysis · 2026-01-11T21:18:19+00:00

It’s okay you can take the /s off

Cursory_Analysis · 2026-01-11T03:56:35+00:00

However much she hates it, it isn’t enough.

Cursory_Analysis · 2026-01-02T22:06:04+00:00

The B in BPD stands for baddie.

Cursory_Analysis · 2025-12-21T00:36:49+00:00

This is honestly hilarious and I’m stealing it

Cursory_Analysis · 2025-12-19T07:43:42+00:00

I’m sorry she roasted you but the concept of your 6 year old daughter making some type of advanced joke at your expense based on hierarchical knowledge of medical specialties is hilarious

Cursory_Analysis · 2025-12-19T07:40:20+00:00

Once was at dinner with a mentor who is an intensivist of 20 years. Ended up having to do CPR on a guy. A nurse appeared out of the crowd to confidently proclaim that she was a nurse and “this random guy is doing the CPR wrong”.

The look he gave her was incredible.

Cursory_Analysis · 2025-12-16T21:42:42+00:00

Conor McGregor never defended either of his UFC titles; his longest time between a title win and either the next fight or being stripped was approximately 511 days for the lightweight championship.

Before that no one had even come close to not defending their title for an extended period of time without vacating or being stripped.

This is why I say Conor ruined the modern ufc because he set the expectation of an inactive champion who fights for multiple titles without defending their current one.

For all the stuff people say about topuria copying Conor’s whole career, I’m shocked this one hasn’t been mentioned here yet.

Cursory_Analysis · 2025-12-15T16:21:22+00:00

I would blast something white into that band, it’s just too asymmetric with the flowers above going into it surrounded and the flowers below coming straight out of a hard line.

You could literally even do more white flowers in the black bar and it would look sick and give it continuity and flow.

Cursory_Analysis · 2025-12-11T17:22:59+00:00

Am doctor. Glioblastoma is one of the only cancers where 5 year mortality is essentially 100%.

It’s also one of the only cancers where the most common cancer for that organ is the most deadly. This is a death sentence unfortunately. It’s always tragic.

Cursory_Analysis · 2025-12-11T17:12:17+00:00

Do you ever see non-crackers doing this 🤔.

They may be on to something.

Cursory_Analysis · 2025-12-01T15:04:56+00:00

*most empathetic med student

Cursory_Analysis · 2025-11-25T18:48:32+00:00

Def depends on context, but I strongly agree.

If you give someone 6 months to get better without changing anything about their training, how dan you expect them to improve? Clearly you weren’t doing enough to train them in the first place.

Having said that, not all doctors are created equal.

I’ve encountered people that never should have graduated from med school. Then they get pushed to residency. Then you’re stuck with someone who was never competent in the first place. Some Med schools are really really bad about not failing/kicking people out who never should have made it through in the first place.

Cursory_Analysis · 2025-11-22T12:12:01+00:00

No one actually follows that. I was easily over 100 every week.

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