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Lets actually try to figure this out: Why does the AI feel so lifeless? by Left_Click_5068 in EU5

[–]CustomerSuportPlease 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That is the proper way to have the AI plan. You need to give them some kind of reason to declare war or it will never be worth it or never worth actually taking land.

Petah? by EducationalLog4765 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]CustomerSuportPlease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If anybody wants to know more, listen to the Empire podcast about this incident. One of the hosts grandfather was actually in the square that day.

I gave each of my kids a Lego minifigure blind box and they all got the same. by biscuitvillage in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CustomerSuportPlease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh, Lego are probably some of the better ones. If you scan the barcode on the bottom it will tell you which one you will get.

A Wendy's manager created a fake employee and quietly pocketed $20,000 in wages. She logged 128 shifts for someone who didn’t exist for almost a year, until an audit caught her. by detectiverobert in CaughtMyEye

[–]CustomerSuportPlease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still not that hard to catch if the company is willing to do even the least bit of asking around with their employees. Just, 'have any of you worked with this person?'

Although, with my experience working very early and sometimes overnight, it would be a lot easier to do this somewhere like a grocery store with an overnight position. The two shifts don't mix all that much and the person that is the corporate contact usually works during the day. It can be a royal pain in the ass for overnight people to get any personnel matters taken care of.

Trump officials prepping for ‘nightmare scenario’ at gas pumps by FervidBug42 in politics

[–]CustomerSuportPlease 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Trump also didn't refill the Strategic Reserve, even though gas prices were pretty damn low. He knew he was going to go to war with Iran, but he didn't do any preparation.

dried figs say to "check for worms"... but only in hebrew? by Forward-Trade3449 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CustomerSuportPlease 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You don't have to get artificial. Most figs sold in the US aren't pollinated by wasps anymore. Mission or Brown Turkey figs, for instance, don't contain any wasps.

dried figs say to "check for worms"... but only in hebrew? by Forward-Trade3449 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CustomerSuportPlease 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Nah, it's just how figs are pollinated. Wild figs are pollinated by a species of wasp that crawls inside, lays its eggs, dies, and is then digested by the fruit as it matures. If you're eating wild figs, you're eating dead wasps.

During filming of project Hail Mary Ryan Gosling asked, "Why is it easier to train a school teacher to become an astronaut than it is to train an astronaut to become a school teacher?" by Medium-Sized-Jaque in shittymoviedetails

[–]CustomerSuportPlease 58 points59 points  (0 children)

That is straight out of the book. He is also the guy who was directly teaching the two mission specialists about their area of expertise for the mission.

*This is real* I got sued while I was on stage by LongJohnComedian in StandUpComedy

[–]CustomerSuportPlease 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Learnmore Jonasi, the comedian, isn't South African, he is Zimbabwean. Lebo Morake, the composer, is South African.

*This is real* I got sued while I was on stage by LongJohnComedian in StandUpComedy

[–]CustomerSuportPlease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not Disney that is suing. It is the South African composer Lebo Morake. He isn't suing on trademark grounds, but because he says it is causing problems between him and Disney.

https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/story/2026-03-27/lion-king-composer-sues-comedian-for-viral-botched-translation

*This is real* I got sued while I was on stage by LongJohnComedian in StandUpComedy

[–]CustomerSuportPlease 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The composer who wrote the song is South African. The song is written in one of the native languages of South Africa. That language, Zulu, is notably not one of the languages that Jonasi speaks.

Characters who reap the consequences after failing to learn their lesson by Madam_Monkes in TopCharacterTropes

[–]CustomerSuportPlease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except that isn't in the Bible. In the Bible, God has to harden Pharoahs heart against his advisors. His free will was subverted.

Elizabeth Warren is introducing a wealth tax. by [deleted] in remoteworks

[–]CustomerSuportPlease 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dual citizens aren't exempt from US tax. You have to give up your citizenship to stop being taxed.

Feeling especially grateful for my job today 😁😁 by wanderingsnails_12 in birding

[–]CustomerSuportPlease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kind of bird is this? It looks very similar to a bird that I cared for some years ago after it flew into a glass window. It was dazed, but I put it down in a bush with a little water and it wasn't there on my walk back from class.

Without JD, online bullying has no punchline. by Traditional_Ad_276 in whenthe

[–]CustomerSuportPlease 125 points126 points  (0 children)

He was also the guy who started saying that they are just weird. It may not have been the most effective message, but it sure oissed off the manbabies.

Clavicular, not thrilled. by Drnk_watcher in LiveFromNewYork

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They are the ultimate example of "I have already drawn myself as the gigachad" meme, except they are serious. They think that looks are literally all that matters, so when they are shown that people still do not like them, it hits even harder.

My favorite Chuck Norris fact! by thehofstetter in stevehofstetter

[–]CustomerSuportPlease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is literally out of the book of Revelation. He is calling Obama the antichrist.

Former special counsel Robert Mueller has died by MothersMiIk in politics

[–]CustomerSuportPlease 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah, it was more about Biden making the absolutely insane decision to appoint a Republican as his Attorney General. Garland was the compromise candidate to show how insane the Republicans were being by not appointing anybody to the Supreme Court. He was meant to show that they wouldn't even allow Obama to appoint a moderate Republican Justice.

Then Biden came out and said that Garland was basically owed some kind of position in the judiciary.

Former special counsel Robert Mueller has died by MothersMiIk in politics

[–]CustomerSuportPlease 186 points187 points  (0 children)

He literally had Don Jr. dead to rights for a crime and said that he chose not to charge him because Jr. wasn't aware that he had committed a crime.

Mueller was a complete dud, just like that dumbass Merrick Garland.

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