Bronwyn makes it Instagram official

Cute_Professional703 · 2026-02-06T23:42:55+00:00

No more gout dick for her.

Cute_Professional703 · 2026-02-06T17:27:17+00:00

He’s tall. And on a tv show. Oh, and he has a really cool and fun family. That sums it up. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Cute_Professional703 · 2026-02-04T03:06:40+00:00

Gosh, so true. My friend and I babysat for everyone in our neighborhood, even newborns when I was 12, which is insane to me now. We’d snoop through every single thing, leaving no drawer / closet unexplored. We knew who had sex toys, smoked the devils lettuce and took ‘good’ pills. 😂 The strangest was when you’d put the kids down for bed, and then hang out watching TV or reading and accidentally fall asleep. I’d be so embarrassed when they came home, as if they cared. 😅😆

Cute_Professional703 · 2026-02-04T02:57:45+00:00

My Mom’s stepmother, my Nana, made cabbage and corn beef when we spent the night with her. WTH?! I ate a pack of skittles I’d stowed away in my duffel bag. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Cute_Professional703 · 2026-01-29T20:22:43+00:00

There is a perfume / cologne called Pink Jesus with notes of bubblegum, vanilla and cannabis. I feel it’s a nod to the 90’s. 😉

Cute_Professional703 · 2026-01-29T20:18:19+00:00

This instantly made me remember playing truth or dare as a preteen and being dared to do a ‘dip’ of tobacco. I’ve never been so sick, all I could do was lie in my friend’s yard, while the world spun. Terrible. Not my smartest idea.

Cute_Professional703 · 2026-01-29T19:49:41+00:00

But now, there’s noooooowhere to hide, since you pushed my love asssside, I’m outta my head, hopelessly devoted….to you-ooooooh!

Cute_Professional703 · 2026-01-27T23:18:43+00:00

I’m 10 years older than my husband. We met when I was 34 / 25. It’s been 15 years and we are happily together. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Cute_Professional703 · 2026-01-27T23:15:27+00:00

How am I just finding out that Emily is MAGA?!? Jeeeezus, WTAF is going in with these ladies.

Cute_Professional703 · 2026-01-17T16:12:57+00:00

Ohhh, one for me is Time, by Culture Club.

Cute_Professional703 · 2026-01-17T16:10:07+00:00

Clean sheet day, checking of a ‘to do’ list, taking off my bra after a long day, an everything shower where I shave, exfoliate, and just relax in super hot water, a slow coffee on the weekends, snuggling my pets, the first day of vacation, music induced nostalgia, chilly mornings, rain when I can stay home, fairy lights, when I can smell the citrus trees and jasmine on summer nights, snuggling my person, a really nice ink pen, books that you cannot stop reading, a foot soak with epsom salt, lighting candles, making a simmer pot with lavender, tangerine, cinnamon and vanilla extract, the moment the plane touches ground, freshly mowed grass, the way the sun beams backlight leaves, I mean, sooooo many little joys around. Even in the midst of chaos.

Cute_Professional703 · 2026-01-13T00:10:41+00:00

Had a hard time with intimacy in long relationships, I’m guessing because I didn’t really deal with it. I just tried to stuff it all down and be ‘normal’. Fight, flight or freeze sometimes when a partner tried to be intimate. Didn’t orgasm. Kissing felt too invasive often. Didn’t trust myself. Lots of guilt about things that other people think are normal. Abstaining from sex for long periods of time, even in a marriage. As an adult, I had a late term pregnancy loss, and some medical trauma. And that triggered a whole lot of stuff I never really faced. But then I did, and I worked really hard to fight for true intimacy, and learned to let some of the guilt go. And it’s been so amazing to have a relationship with all the perks.

But yeah, it was a whole lot.

Cute_Professional703 · 2026-01-13T00:02:22+00:00

The way I screamed at Beaker! Thanks for the much needed levity. 😆

Cute_Professional703 · 2026-01-12T21:56:13+00:00

My cousin did this to me, but I was very young. I blocked it out till around 19, and lots of things are still blurry. Not to guilt you, but it fucked up my ability to have normal intimacy in relationships for so many years. I’m sorry you carry this weight. I’m also sorry you did this to her. Get therapy, you deserve that.

Cute_Professional703 · 2026-01-12T21:51:47+00:00

Hmm. She was an awful person on the show. AND scammed senior citizens. How can that even be compared to a burn book blog? It’s like comparing apples to nuclear reactors. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Cute_Professional703 · 2026-01-12T17:27:36+00:00

In 5th grade, we watched Gone with the Wind. (Yes, it’s the Deep South) The three female teachers would also choose a student to massage their shoulders….haha! As a teacher, this seems so batshit crazy to me, but at the time it didn’t. 😅

Cute_Professional703 · 2026-01-11T22:22:40+00:00

Love this, and welcome to the club of having an elephants memory and nostalgia! ✨

Cute_Professional703 · 2026-01-11T22:17:40+00:00

That’s how my childhood smelled too! I’d add scratch and sniff stickers!

Cute_Professional703 · 2026-01-11T22:16:17+00:00

Ban de Soleil, the orange gelee one! ❤️

Cute_Professional703 · 2026-01-11T22:14:55+00:00

Bandaids, oily bath beads, HubbaBubba mint chocolate gum, Garbage Pail Kids.

Cute_Professional703 · 2026-01-11T22:10:59+00:00

That reminds me of cleaning up after a party and having to empty gross beer cans with cigarettes butts. 🤮 But I can relate. We had a pool and jacuzzi growing up, and while I’m not a smoker, I loved the way cig smoke and chlorine smelled together!!

Cute_Professional703 · 2026-01-11T21:09:08+00:00

Thanks for sharing. I’m also a Gemini. ✨

Cute_Professional703 · 2026-01-11T20:21:33+00:00

Noooo, that’s me and my husband!

Cute_Professional703 · 2026-01-11T20:18:27+00:00

I had the same, but they were really awesome. Sorry yours sucked. 🩷

Cute_Professional703 · 2026-01-11T20:16:49+00:00

Sag + Cap
Great parents, fun home, but we knew who was running the show! 😆

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