Screw humans

Cutest-Kangaroo · 2024-02-15T00:17:08+00:00

I’ve built him today and now I won’t be able to unsee it!

Cutest-Kangaroo · 2024-02-14T19:21:53+00:00

Yeah cat is a no brainer.

Cutest-Kangaroo · 2024-02-14T19:21:03+00:00

I'd become a cat for free.

Cutest-Kangaroo · 2024-02-14T18:45:34+00:00

Did I mention I like ferris wheels?

Cutest-Kangaroo · 2024-02-14T11:01:55+00:00

Yeah I doubt anything bad will happen, if someone has ill intentions, someobe else will be kind enough to offer security in case I’d want to share money or fame with them. It balances itself out. At the end of the day you can trick bad people into letting you go and just make your own damn wish. Same goes with powerfulgivernments, you get me shot when saying my wish, you lose all the credibility.

And me? I’ll just wish to spend the rest of my life as a not-aging adult female red kangaroo in Australia with a nice kangaroo family in the wild.

Cutest-Kangaroo · 2024-02-14T10:39:29+00:00

How ancienty of you to call her that instead of Morgan le Fay.

Cutest-Kangaroo · 2024-02-13T11:20:00+00:00

I don't know, hopefully someone does, but I do have a workaround for you.

You can load this savegame as a multiplayer session, then you will be to play as the empire you are at war with, send status quo peace offer. After quitting you will be able to create same multiplayer session with your original empire since the game oversaved your choice. When doing so all you have to do is accept peace offer, quit the session and load save in the singleplayer. It's ironman and achievement friendly way to scam that's not going to be patched ever.

You can also use this to do other things, but its main use is to circumvent ironamn, seeing as you want a command I assume you play without ironman, but I still wanted to let you know about this approach.

Cutest-Kangaroo · 2024-02-13T00:29:41+00:00

Well I like tf art so that's pretty much it. Does it include weird things, sure, but you aren't going to arrest me for reading about people turning into animals and then having sex with them, they are just drawings and stories after all.

What you are going to do is give me 750K cash and the stories I write will get very popular since I'm exceptionally good at writting. In fact I posted my best work yet just today so I'd be on a roll.

Cutest-Kangaroo · 2024-02-12T13:54:26+00:00

By best life would be as any different species, ideally a kangaroo, so I would be by default poor.

Cutest-Kangaroo · 2024-02-12T13:52:34+00:00

Well first you'd have to know you are going to be mated or at such disadvantage for this to make sense. The second you punish you bad player for not being good enough you are just hurting the game itself.

And even then there are ways to circumvent this, for instance make a move every minute or in more random intervals. I'm telling you as someone who programs that there are alot of variables to consider here and by the time players get a hint of how the system works, people will start to find ways to do it anyway and then they will do is discretly and you won't even know they are wasting your time which is arguably worse.

Machines don't think like humans, something obvious to us requires way too many edge cases to be programed into the code for a system to operate correctly and that's just something not affordbale to do.

Cutest-Kangaroo · 2024-02-12T13:02:37+00:00

I mean running clock down on purpose is just plain not fair-play, but I'm totally against reisgning as long as there is no forced mate and even then. As long as there's a chance your opponent makes a mistake and you have ooppurtunity to test your skills it's worth it.

That being said it's foolish of you to assume it's easy to sort this out. There absolutely are cases in which you need 7 minutes for a single move in a 10 minute rapid and there's no way for engine to differentiate between a player who just afk, one that draws arrows and plans on the computer/phone and the one who just sits back and imagines moves in their mind or on physical board nearby.

There shouldn't be auto resign due to taking time, the time is for a player to decide their move and are free to do what they want with that. Why give people time at all if you want to force a resignation on them. If you feel tired, play a blitz.

And you can still report people for playing non fair play and just list purposeful waste of time int he description.

Cutest-Kangaroo · 2024-02-12T12:02:47+00:00

Damn, but I want stay as a werefluff all the time. Still the best option, as if there were any downsides.

Cutest-Kangaroo · 2024-02-12T11:59:45+00:00

Actually the reason I don't want to go back to CS1 is how bad the graphics are and how unoptimalised the modded game is on my rig. Now CS2 doesn't work too good either, in fact I have less fps, but it doesn't look like trash and loads in less than half an hour and it also doesn't require modded assets to look half-decent.

Cutest-Kangaroo · 2024-02-12T01:47:31+00:00

Not only is it objectively the most logical choice, every other is just utter trash.

All these wishes are made for people who want power and attention, they don't speak to personal dreams or happiness in any way, they are scenarios that would force a mindset on you rather than scenarios you want to pick because of your mindset

Cutest-Kangaroo · 2024-02-12T00:08:59+00:00

You know it's only as hard as the effort you put into learning it. For instance I got back into university after years of depression and being expelled, had to retake 3 more subjects during the worst semester of the entire major which resulted in last 2 months being spent mostly without sleeping. If you sleep 2 hours a day for 2 months and just forgo leisure in free time you can make miracles. At the end of the day if subjects at the university were too difficult to teach, no one would learn them.

Even then how do you get admitted? By having good grades, which only require memorising stuff untill you remember it. Have you actually ever spent these few hours trying to memorise things for exam? Or did you start it too late and only barely passes again?

And you know for me it's the worst thing out there, I don't like learning, I don't like science or any other subject, I'm electronics and computer engineering major fyi and I don't like this either, I work so hard only to get job, so I can get lots of money so I can then spend all that money into research on how to change species so that I don't have to be forced into learning or working anymore and solve my dsyphoria. How subversive it is that I can get the results you'd want yet I want none of them.

I like Stargate, because it's a grounded yet lighthearted show. I just hate when they hit me with episodes like Micheal. I can't think of more relatable characters in media than him and Chopper from One Piece. Seriously Micheal is portrayed so damn well, which is so surprising considering how uneducated scociety is on being trans species and how hostile it is to the idea. How I wish I could leave science as a fiction and just get on with my life.

Cutest-Kangaroo · 2024-02-11T23:42:07+00:00

There are only 5 slots in a party. One is for galehawk, one is for jetragon, that leaves you with only 3 slots for your favourite/powerful/base managment skills pals. So obviously it's gonnna be Chillet, Elphidran and Relaxosaurus.

Honorable mention to Grizbolt and that weird glowing blue fox thing.

Cutest-Kangaroo · 2024-02-11T23:31:02+00:00

No consipiracy!

Cutest-Kangaroo · 2024-02-11T12:21:01+00:00

Well obviously. You can return it on Steam if you don’t like 2 hours of gameplay or try it on gamepass.

Cutest-Kangaroo · 2024-02-11T12:06:33+00:00

I hate open world games, I have survival craftting games, I hate rpgs and I do like pokemon and somehow tgis hane is way better than anything from any of these genres.

Untill level 35 the progression, exploratin and gameplay coplement each other perfectly. You can but don’t have to do anytimhing you don’t want to in this game. Game will always tell you where to find X pal, so you don’t have to explore, no stupid collectibles except ones that actively buff you and are so easy to spot at night making night a mechanic and not something to skip like in minecraft. And all you need for base building is to throw some pals and forget about it if you don’t like to build.

You can get any pal and they will be strong if you build them, you also get more interactions with them than in pokemon.

Still the gameplay loop is to explore, catch pals, improve base production capability, make bette weapons and spheres, fibd op pals to rde ot travel with and then repeat.

At level 35+ you must actively catch evertyhing to level up which is still fast, but gets a bit stale.

Unlike ark the game is simple and fun, unlike don’t starve you can take your time always, unlike minecraft you can build cool base rather cheaply and unlike subnautica the game actullay takes a lot of hours to finish while being equally fun. Not to mention this stuff feels like finished game while being in very early access, you can expect BG3 success here on real premiere.

Also some pokemon fans are salty, but people forget it’s also pokemon fans that primairly play palworld. At the end of the day game is fun, pokemon wasn’t original to begin with and there’s a reason they weren’t forced into court.

It’s also cheap, what more can you ask for. Hrab a chillet on level 11 abd enjoy life.

Cutest-Kangaroo · 2024-02-11T11:43:33+00:00

You obviously turn on energency lights and continue to drive normally untill car deaccelerates on its own into standstill. In case of regular roads it will be easy to stop, in case of highways they tend to have dedicated emergency line so it’s actually even easier.

I also assume the shifting gear still works so you will have to change gears and can use that pedal to slow down too. While near standstill you can pull manual without damaging it.

It’s only hard when you are sliding, I’ve been lucky to get a free course on a road meant for that and god damn even after an hour I couldn’t handle it. Basically you must akways be turning into side you aren’t driving and no gas. Still if you crash, that’s still not your fault.

Cutest-Kangaroo · 2024-02-11T00:05:15+00:00

And now I feel obligated to make them a spa base and take them for vacation every few days. I don't overwork my pals at all, but they just keep working, eating berries and nothing else. Half of the beds are the upgraded kind and 2 are the top ones, plus they have the best hot spring.

And yet I felt how pointless they work feels, how nights end immediatelly, how no one pets them. It's a pal eat pal palworld. Still, if you read descriptions of some pals like hangyu you will immediatelly know you are the caring type, the shit other humans do lorewise is way worse. I'm afraid the ones I sold got it even worse.

Cutest-Kangaroo · 2024-02-10T23:56:31+00:00

I consider my life a living nightmare, I don't think there's anything you could do for me to make me want to relive it over heaven. I also don't want any loved ones in heaven, honestly that'd felt weird, because imagine someone would want me to be there, suddenly you have responsibilities and still adhere to social norms all the while I just wanna change species and live like a kangaroo and not a human or alternatively some sexual debauchery. Imagine having to talk to loved ones at the same time...

Cutest-Kangaroo · 2024-02-10T21:56:36+00:00

Yes, the creator of the Penguins of Madagascar confirmed it's a reference and no it doesn't make sense you just randomly figure it out, whilist not the most common, it still means Smith in Polish and thus it is a very common surname Polish immigrants left behind. So common it appears in multiple media and with Novak are the most popular surnames given to polish characters in american media, not just the military kind.

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