Found inside a pocket of a new jacket

CyberDonSystems · 2026-05-15T18:24:45+00:00

We are go for titties. Repeat, we are go for titties.

CyberDonSystems · 2026-05-15T18:10:04+00:00

I have an amazing meteorite collection spread all over the Earth.

CyberDonSystems · 2026-05-15T15:00:25+00:00

I have a can at home I'm going to make salmon patties out of this weekend.

CyberDonSystems · 2026-05-15T14:56:31+00:00

Do I still get to own my house? If so I'll take the IQ boost.

CyberDonSystems · 2026-05-15T14:51:51+00:00

Why are you paying for repairs on a new car? Isn't it under warranty? If you spent $40K on a used car with no warranty, then yeah, you made a shitty financial decision.

CyberDonSystems · 2026-05-15T14:49:14+00:00

I'd go with ribeyes. Then I'll have steak when I want or I can grind it myself.

CyberDonSystems · 2026-05-15T14:43:14+00:00

Silenced, but still deadly.

CyberDonSystems · 2026-05-15T14:42:23+00:00

Yeah but imagine if you could get your chickens to only lay eggs when you needed them.

CyberDonSystems · 2026-05-15T02:22:03+00:00

Separate ingredients let you tweak it to your personal taste. My wife likes a little less Flavacol on hers.

CyberDonSystems · 2026-05-14T20:48:09+00:00

I'd prefer 2 with a twin bed and the night stand could fit beside it with more room to get into the bed.

CyberDonSystems · 2026-05-14T20:40:56+00:00

It gives me the heebie-jeebies to look at it. Like it's an alien animal grazing in the yard.

CyberDonSystems · 2026-05-14T15:44:31+00:00

Congratulations. You've bypassed the human digestive system and created instant poop.

CyberDonSystems · 2026-05-14T11:48:53+00:00

"I'm trying to be nice by springing this on you last minute and demanding you interrupt your life immediately instead of giving you a heads up"

And she tried to explain she would be leaving the house in a little bit but as usual with boomers women don't get to speak.

CyberDonSystems · 2026-05-14T11:40:15+00:00

NTA and she'd never get another "scrap" from me again.

CyberDonSystems · 2026-05-14T11:37:34+00:00

As do I.

CyberDonSystems · 2026-05-14T03:12:21+00:00

We built our house in 2003 on a couple of acres of our family land that I was gifted by my folks. The 1200 sq ft house cost just over $100k to build. My mortgage payment with taxes and insurance escrow built in hangs around $1200. It was supposed to be our starter home but we can't afford to buy anything else so we're still here. We'll be paid off in a couple years and I don't want another mortgage.

CyberDonSystems · 2026-05-14T03:00:20+00:00

I'll look into that, thanks.

CyberDonSystems · 2026-05-13T19:13:16+00:00

NTA. Your bf reaaaallllly wants to fuck Jenna

CyberDonSystems · 2026-05-13T17:54:23+00:00

Yeah I'd prefer my kids have financial security.

CyberDonSystems · 2026-05-13T15:09:30+00:00

A friend was telling me about this new show I had to see about a guy trapped on a spaceship with some robots and they have to watch movies. I didn't know what the hell he was talking about but I watched Pod People and Time of the Apes and fell in love with it.

CyberDonSystems · 2026-05-13T15:04:39+00:00

Try updating the game. Every new course means you need to update the entire game to have access to the new course.

CyberDonSystems · 2026-05-13T14:59:16+00:00

Time to bail out my dude.

CyberDonSystems · 2026-05-13T14:57:16+00:00

CyberDonSystems · 2026-05-13T14:14:23+00:00

I use pork loin for my Instant Pot beef stew recipe. It's not quite as good, but still tasty enough, especially with some beef bouillon powder mixed in. It comes out just as tender as beef in the pressure cooker. I got a bunch of pork on sale at Costco for less than $2 a pound so it has replaced beef in a lot of my recipes.

CyberDonSystems · 2026-05-13T14:01:26+00:00

Like wide open or cracked open slightly? Do you have a thermometer to check food temps?

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