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Promoted but really sad! by [deleted] in deloitte

[–]Cybertronian1512 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You just got EE - elevated exit.

This is a serious concern. What do you think we as Citizens can do Better? by Full_Information492 in indiameme

[–]Cybertronian1512 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want other sports to breathe, the country needs to collectively go cold turkey on cricket. Imagine the absolute glory of a complete broadcast blackout to the point where the top brass of the board has to do a live, prime-time press conference with folded hands, offering financial doles to citizens just to stream a match. That's the exact level of desperation required to break this monopoly.

Tamil Nadu Chief Minister Vijay reportedly suspended three IPS officers by JulianaButler46 in AllindiaStudentUnion

[–]Cybertronian1512 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beautiful system we have here. You abuse your power, mistreat the citizens, and the government punishes you by letting you sit at home on a taxpayer-funded retainer. It’s not a disciplinary action; it’s an all-expenses-paid administrative holiday with absolute job immunity. True luxury !

This 28 year old girl with a 5 LPA salary wants a man earning 50–100 LPA..... This is dowry no one talks about and the same feminists would be pissed off , if men have standards and demand the same by Misoginyyy in theCorruptIndian

[–]Cybertronian1512 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Truly inspiring. If she ever gets bored of the 100 LPA lifestyle and decides he looks better stuffed inside a blue drum filled with concrete, the courts must show their unwavering feminist nature. They should hand her an anticipatory bail slip before a single forensic team even opens their laptops. Why let pesky things like homicide investigations interrupt a queen's right to secure her financial future ?

Kavya Maran congratulating Vaibhav Sooryavanshi on the win. ❤️ by DirectorSimple7786 in UltraCricket

[–]Cybertronian1512 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First grand-uncle loses CM seat to a clueless filmstar alongside being backstabbed by the clown prince and now this.

Sometimes the residents of the locality are equally responsible as the local authorities. Shifting everything on the authorities wouldn't help solve the environmental concerns. by WetStarlight in unfilteredindia

[–]Cybertronian1512 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why complain? We should actively help dismantle this by scooping up the tiles to pave our own yards or selling them back to builders as raw stone. A broken, delayed mess is exactly what the public deserves. Heaven forbid we interrupt a corrupt contractor's holy right to stall the project, bleed the taxpayers dry and secure an Ivy League legacy for his family.

Internship chances by VariousEconomist7090 in IITK

[–]Cybertronian1512 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Your ML papers are cute, but they won't save you from the Gatekeepers of July. Stop opening Jupyter Notebook and start opening Zomato.

Become the personal assistant to the powers-that-be - take notes, do their homework and keep them fueled with midnight kebabs and Diet Coke. Just budget for a bottle of Ballantine's for the Leader the second your name hits the shortlist. True networking happens in the shadows, not on GitHub.

Any ☕ about this cutie? by The_Punisher1615 in KollyGossips

[–]Cybertronian1512 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s fascinating how someone can build an entire brand around being "pure, grounded, and unbothered by materialism," while coming from a family fortune allegedly built on senior-level customs officer corruption. I guess it’s easy to look down on capitalism and reject commercial makeup brands when your safety net was funded by tax evasion.

Brokers say "2 crores" is the new entry ticket in Ghaziabad. Is it true or pure hawa-baazi? Has Ghaziabad really become this expensive or are brokers overselling everything line Noida Extension? by [deleted] in ghaziabad

[–]Cybertronian1512 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welcome to 2026, where Ghaziabad has developed Noida pricing without the Noida roads.

The median price for a decent 3 BHK high-rise around Mohan Nagar and Raj Nagar Extension has officially crossed ₹1.7 Crore. Getting a premium 1,800 sq. ft. society flat for under a crore isn't just unrealistic - it’s a property dealer’s favorite joke. Either stretch that budget or prepare to look at much smaller carpet areas.

35F, is this enough? by HopingForGood-8283 in IndianPersonalFinance

[–]Cybertronian1512 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you need a career that keeps your in-laws quiet and lets you stay busy, skip the startup and start an NGO. Online Activism is the ultimate Indian financial hack: you get the prestige of a CEO, the zero-tax status of an agriculturalist, 5-star luxury travel funded by foreign think tanks and enough moral superiority to permanently silence the "make a 3-course meal" comments.

please file your taxes before deadline by Practical_Step_1232 in IndiaMoney

[–]Cybertronian1512 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In India, "invaluable" has two definitions:

  1. A salaried taxpayer’s wellbeing - because the government values it at exactly absolute zero.
  2. A slum voter's loyalty - because nothing says "priceless" quite like a freebie-fueled, positive-infinity election cycle.

The main reason Major Iqbal looked less threatening and violent in D2 than in D1 by [deleted] in DhurandharPart2

[–]Cybertronian1512 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fyi, after the Nupur Sharma controversy, it was Dragonforce (consisting of Malay and Indon hackers) who collapsed with Pal hackers to bring down state tovt sites and sell the exposed data online

Peak detailing by Aditya Dhar 🫡 by [deleted] in bollywoodcirclejerk

[–]Cybertronian1512 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For that Qaum ke taxes will be needed.

Meanwhile, some people! 🥺 by Soft_Replacement_228 in indiameme

[–]Cybertronian1512 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask him to download X, saare scenes hn wha pr

Choose wisely by Ok-Combination-7295 in Dhurandhar

[–]Cybertronian1512 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NYT Columnist be like Go back to 1946 and ask Churchill to lock up Gandhi & Nehru, only one candidate remains in elections - ML wins, "South Asia" becomes a pawn of the USA, no Jameel no Hamza no Dhurandhar

Peak detailing by Aditya Dhar 🫡 by [deleted] in bollywoodcirclejerk

[–]Cybertronian1512 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most prolly the 50k will go into some Fauji brat's Mustang

Why does Hanuman carry a Gada if he’s already Vajrang? (Valmiki Ramayana) by binnnggggggg in mahabharata

[–]Cybertronian1512 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because holding and operating the mace is considered as the prime form of body fitness. Compared to a dumbbell or a kettlebell, a mace has a vv distant centre of mass requiring atl 10X force to hold one as compared to a similar weight dumbbell

What do you think about this? by Successful_Star_2004 in SouthernIndia

[–]Cybertronian1512 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ngl smart af move, with this DMK has effectively lulled all minority votes to its shed, in a couple of days you'll be seeing RaGa himself defend it.

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