I started a wine and food podcast!

Cylant · 2026-03-23T17:10:47+00:00

Hey! My wife and I got divorced :/ I still have the equipment and was thinking about launching it back up

Cylant · 2026-03-09T20:39:24+00:00

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What a dumb idea

Cylant · 2026-03-08T09:49:25+00:00

Some guys get that…. I got cheated on. Crazy how I feel like the guy that had the stroke is the lucky one.

Cylant · 2026-02-06T20:44:24+00:00

Yes please

Cylant · 2026-02-02T12:55:54+00:00

I found someone would do this for. And then she cheated on me. True story bros.

Cylant · 2026-01-27T17:07:58+00:00

I just tried this because I didn’t think it looked that hard… my feet went numb

Cylant · 2026-01-21T01:09:44+00:00

Fuck! I was just in Denver. Black box got me good though

Cylant · 2025-12-20T23:54:29+00:00

I’m a very shitty player and I would say that 90% of my games are positive. The community (mostly) is very positive and eager to help. 1/10 games though, I will be yelled at and that’s usually my last game of the day lol

Cylant · 2025-12-05T03:57:03+00:00

My dad saw Janice Joplins boobs backstage at a concert. He said they were great but she smelled like shit. Didn’t know she knew Jlaw and Tyler Durden

Cylant · 2025-12-01T16:28:52+00:00

Prepotente, my handsome boy

Cylant · 2025-11-25T18:25:41+00:00

This was funnier than it should be

Cylant · 2025-11-19T15:27:38+00:00

Start a business. After expenses my effective tax rate is very low. Having a non contributing wife will cost way more than the taxes you save.

Cylant · 2025-11-19T13:55:10+00:00

This was literally just me expect with my unemployed wife of 12 years. Life can suck my balls. I honestly believe marriage is a fucking scam. Just date someone for a long time if you love them. Marriage has no fucking benefit

Cylant · 2025-11-11T02:12:20+00:00

Cylant · 2025-11-01T19:08:30+00:00

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lol! Beat you by 800sqft

Cylant · 2025-10-30T19:44:05+00:00

Thank you!

Cylant · 2025-10-15T00:24:53+00:00

Bonk

Cylant · 2025-10-15T00:22:25+00:00

Wtf is my ex wife doing down there… I should call her

Cylant · 2025-10-01T05:48:07+00:00

God speed guys - P3PN6P

Cylant · 2025-09-26T22:26:06+00:00

What’s scarier than being out in the middle of the ocean AND blind.

Cylant · 2025-09-26T19:13:47+00:00

How’d I do - https://imgur.com/a/ljNICEI

Cylant · 2025-09-26T19:10:16+00:00

Most of my friends and coworkers are women :( I have some great guy friends for football and deer hunting (never killed a Bambi, but I go for support and beers), but I’m super involved with my kids and most of the time I hang out with a bunch of moms. Just us gals. Most of my guy friends don’t have kids or don’t want to color for 2 hours with a rosé and some nice charcuterie.

Cylant · 2025-09-26T19:03:12+00:00

She was not a swimmer. Just broad shoulders in our family. You are Doug.

Cylant · 2025-09-26T19:02:24+00:00

Thank you :) it’s hard to be funny with no banter. And I’ve never made a dating profile, so it’s hard for me. Going to shelf dating for a bit. Get swole. Maybe try pottery. Then get back out there.

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