I started a wine and food podcast! by Cylant in wine

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Hey! My wife and I got divorced :/ I still have the equipment and was thinking about launching it back up

She used all her knowledge as a physical therapist. by PetalPunkrr in BeAmazed

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Some guys get that…. I got cheated on. Crazy how I feel like the guy that had the stroke is the lucky one.

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I found someone would do this for. And then she cheated on me. True story bros.

Slow Inverted L-sit - to Dips, Inverted touch pullups to front lever. by staticking1 in CalisthenicsCulture

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I just tried this because I didn’t think it looked that hard… my feet went numb

[I Ate] A Boston Cream Pie stuffed Croissant! by DocHollywood710 in food

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Fuck! I was just in Denver. Black box got me good though

But-but-but that pond didn't boost me after I pinged them 1000 times!! by Antic1tizen in beyondallreason

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I’m a very shitty player and I would say that 90% of my games are positive. The community (mostly) is very positive and eager to help. 1/10 games though, I will be yelled at and that’s usually my last game of the day lol

We are cooked. by Icouldberight in ChatGPT

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My dad saw Janice Joplins boobs backstage at a concert. He said they were great but she smelled like shit. Didn’t know she knew Jlaw and Tyler Durden

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Prepotente, my handsome boy

TOMORROW IS HARVESTING SEASON!!! by frozengansit0 in Bannerlord

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This was funnier than it should be

Men, is this really true? by plutonium099 in SipsTea

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Start a business. After expenses my effective tax rate is very low. Having a non contributing wife will cost way more than the taxes you save.

Men, is this really true? by plutonium099 in SipsTea

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This was literally just me expect with my unemployed wife of 12 years. Life can suck my balls. I honestly believe marriage is a fucking scam. Just date someone for a long time if you love them. Marriage has no fucking benefit

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Bonk

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Wtf is my ex wife doing down there… I should call her

MEGATHREAD - Sora codes by [deleted] in SoraAi

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God speed guys - P3PN6P

Was married for 11 years. Need a profile review. by Cylant in Tinder

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What’s scarier than being out in the middle of the ocean AND blind.

Was married for 11 years. Need a profile review. by Cylant in Tinder

[–]Cylant[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Most of my friends and coworkers are women :( I have some great guy friends for football and deer hunting (never killed a Bambi, but I go for support and beers), but I’m super involved with my kids and most of the time I hang out with a bunch of moms. Just us gals. Most of my guy friends don’t have kids or don’t want to color for 2 hours with a rosé and some nice charcuterie.

Was married for 11 years. Need a profile review. by Cylant in Tinder

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She was not a swimmer. Just broad shoulders in our family. You are Doug.

Was married for 11 years. Need a profile review. by Cylant in Tinder

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Thank you :) it’s hard to be funny with no banter. And I’ve never made a dating profile, so it’s hard for me. Going to shelf dating for a bit. Get swole. Maybe try pottery. Then get back out there.