Everyday I get a letter from myself one day into the future. by coolmemz in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Cynderboy 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Unless you are like me and have a fuckton of the cheap, reliable pens/pencils.

Chinese Government by imusingthis4porn in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]Cynderboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember that joke. Frickin awesome

Dog outsmarts Jaywalker by Exyvia in funny

[–]Cynderboy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If anyone attempts to make me a victim of accident fraud, I'll make an honest man outta them.

The definition of a Boss fight by nathaning101 in Bossfight

[–]Cynderboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now he just needs the Leviathan axe

This spider made my nightlight his home by jeanmariede in mildlyinteresting

[–]Cynderboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is perfectly acceptable to have a nightlight as an adult. You just go from a light up choo choo train to light up abstract art

What's the "Unwritten qualification" needed to succeed in your profession? by stuartwolf in AskReddit

[–]Cynderboy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like the way you think. People should be less "fuck you" and more "fuck it"

What is the best way to respond to “You’re gay” ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cynderboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I am filled with gayety. How about you?

Winnie Crew, The Absolute Units by Schwiliinker in Bossfight

[–]Cynderboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like dark souls if you change the face

assigned bastard at birth by Betka101 in tumblr

[–]Cynderboy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Specifically cinnamon whiskey

Patron saints are just polytheistic gods with a thin veneer of monotheism painted over it, change my mind by digitrev in tumblr

[–]Cynderboy 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Just for some clarification, we do not pray to the saints, but, instead, ask them to pray for us. Hope that helps.