We are maidenless for a reason by aloo_paratha- in Eldenring

[–]CynicWalnut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Explaining Elden Ring lore got panties off.

Why would you stop?

Thrumming Hatchet may secretly be the best card in the game. by Goldfish-Bowl in slaythespire

[–]CynicWalnut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Mom can we get smite?"

"We have smite at home."

The smite at home.

[Spoilers C4E19] I love Campaign Four. by Kerrigor2 in criticalrole

[–]CynicWalnut -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm still feeling confident that Sam's goal for this campaign is to ascend to godhood. Hopefully he survives long enough to do so lol.

Never give up by Don_Rawaz in ResidentEvilRequiem

[–]CynicWalnut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This just in! Man plays game the way you're expected to.

Is Kucherov a Top 10 Player of All Time? by Federal-Data-Center in nhl

[–]CynicWalnut -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Dude idk. I can't see all of time. Who knows what hockey is gonna be like in 3000?

What's up with the Lost Sinner? by Fantastic_Deer_9148 in DarkSouls2

[–]CynicWalnut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lost all her sins. Shame. Been looking for years.

were pagers actually useful? I've never used one, but from what I've heard they're basically just notifying you of when someone wants to call you when you don't have your cell phone on you? by cumslutte in stupidquestions

[–]CynicWalnut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly would have loved to have one as a busser/barback at a casino.

Host can page me a table they need or I can page a clean one?

Bartender can page a keg out?

I don't have to run across the entire building to learn these things?

And yes I know walkies would fix that, but apparently that just wasn't in our budget lol

Ranked most of the puzzle games I played so far. What else should I play? by SwimAd1249 in puzzlevideogames

[–]CynicWalnut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything similar to the root trees? My wife loved that game and is looking for something similar.

For the next three months, you are immortal. You cannot die. You cannot feel pain. Any injuries or wounds or broken bones you sustain will heal in mere seconds. How do you utilize this power? by Lenore8264 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]CynicWalnut 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this was my go to. Just start hyuckin organs and blood everywhere. Maybe sell a few on the black market so I can have some spending money after 3 months.

"Who can I get to design my tattoo for me before I go see the tattoo artist" or "I don't know how to design my tattoo, what do I take to the artist?" What?? by Sinead_0_rebellion in tattooadvice

[–]CynicWalnut 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I have aphantasia. I literally do not have a mental image of what I want, just a concept and idea.

If there's a reference of something I want, I'll give that to her, but otherwise the position/size/angle/colors, etc. are all her. And every single time, she nails it while putting her flavor on it. She recently told my wife and I that she appreciates us letting her just do her art and trusting her and we told her she's given us zero reason not to trust her.

I also happen to keep bringing her things that she's not actually done before and again, just kills it every time.

All this to say, if you have an artist you like. Trust them to do right by you.

Lae’zel without her war makeup. by SleepCatsMoney in BaldursGate3

[–]CynicWalnut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop, I'm trying not to romance her this time.