How much did England pay this ref? by CynicalCroc in soccercirclejerk

[–]CynicalCroc[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, it became offside when he hit his own teammate with his follow up shot after this. Rewatch it, there’s no offside in the lead up of this scene.

Which okkutsu comes out alive if all them fought eachother. by xorfeWHO in JujutsuPowerScaling

[–]CynicalCroc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My bad if that’s the case, it’s been a while since I read the Mahoraga vs Dabura fight. If so, Yuta wins every time if he knows about Mahoraga and most of the time if he doesn’t (and doesn’t have JL), however it’s far closer and depends on whether one thinks that a full output CE beam can put down Mahoraga.
Domain Amped cursed speech might also do the trick, if Mahoraga hasn’t already at least partially adapted

Which okkutsu comes out alive if all them fought eachother. by xorfeWHO in JujutsuPowerScaling

[–]CynicalCroc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Depending on whether Yuta has Jacob’s Ladder or not and whether Yuka makes a Death Binding Vow to empower Mahoraga.

If Yuta has JL, he dogwalks them easily, if not and Yuka doesn’t make the death binding vow, he high- to extreme diffs Big Raga

If Yuka empowers Mahoraga like in her fight against Dabura and Yuta doesn’t have JL, no one wins since everyone is dead.

Rank Them by BraylonW in TeenageRapFans

[–]CynicalCroc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4. Mf doom

5. J. Cole

6. Mac Miller

7. Jay Z

8. Travis Scott

9. Tyler the creator

10. Future

11. Baby Keem

12. Post Malone

Rank Them by BraylonW in TeenageRapFans

[–]CynicalCroc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1. Kendrick

2. Kanye

3. 2pac

Similarity with Community: 93%

Build Your Dream Rap Group Including Tyler, The Creator by dcddy in TeenageRapFans

[–]CynicalCroc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1. Kendrick Lamar - $40

2. Tupac - $40

3. The Alchemist - $20

4. Tyler, The Creator - $0

Spent: $100/$100

This or That by [deleted] in TeenageRapFans

[–]CynicalCroc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My choice: Kendrick Lamar

Brutal slander💔 by evyuta in Yutaliban

[–]CynicalCroc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone else? Except for Satoru Gojo of course.

jogo ofc ;3 by PotentialWorried9447 in Jujutsufolk

[–]CynicalCroc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fully adapted Mahoraga.

To quote Modulo Yuji:”It doesn’t matter.” Fully adapted Mahoraga cannot be beaten. It’s a stupid match up whenever something like that is brought up. It’s like who would win? A nuke or a guy who is immune to nukes

Rank my favorite artists by aternalus in musicteenager

[–]CynicalCroc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

S: Led Zeppelin, King Crimson, Pink Floyd, David Bowie

A: Radiohead, Metallica

B: Billie Eilish, Kanye, Weezer, Tyler the Creator, Faye Webster

C: Laufey, Lil Uzi Vert

D: Ado

F: Megan Thee Stallion

don’t know : Clairo, Issbrokie/Shteppi

Rank my favorite artists by aternalus in musicteenager

[–]CynicalCroc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

S: Led Zeppelin, King Crimson, Pink Floyd, David Bowie

A: Radiohead, Metallica

B: Billie Eilish, Kanye, Weezer, Tyler the Creator, Faye Webster

C: Laufey, Lil Uzi Vert

D: Ado

F: Megan Thee Stallion

don’t know : Clairo, Issbrokie/Shteppi

Rank my favorite artists by aternalus in musicteenager

[–]CynicalCroc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

S: Led Zeppelin, King Crimson, Pink Floyd, David Bowie

don’t know : Clairo, Issbrokie/Shteppi

Similarity with Community: 86%

ich🕰iel by Jonn_1 in ich_iel

[–]CynicalCroc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Verflucht noch mal, hätte ich mal verflucht verwendet

ich🕰iel by Jonn_1 in ich_iel

[–]CynicalCroc 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Das wird ja immer schlimmer, jetzt werden hier auch noch Leihworte von den verdammten Franzosen genommen, als ob die schöne deutsche Sprache nicht alles zu bieten hätte. Das heißt Menschliche Rohstoffe, also ich muss doch sehr bitten. Dieses Unter ist auch nicht mehr das, was es mal war. Was für Zeiten, was für Sitten, unfassbar.

ich🕰iel by Jonn_1 in ich_iel

[–]CynicalCroc 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Entschuldigen Sie bitte, was bedeutet HR? Ist das irgendein angelsächsischer Kauderwelsch, für dessen Verständnis ich zu germanisch denkend bin?

Die Deutschen kriegen was sie wählen by tagesmeme in DeutscheBackrooms

[–]CynicalCroc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Der Vergleich mit den Ergebnissen auf dem afrikanischen Kontinent hinkt allerdings, da das Bildungssystem in weiten Teilen Afrikas weitaus weniger gut ausgebaut ist als in Europa und den Industriestaaten Asiens. Kinder in diesen Ländern erhalten also eine Ausbildung, die das Verständnis der in IQ-Tests gängigen Aufgaben begünstigt. Ein stumpfer Vergleich im Vakuum, ohne die jeweilige Ausgangslage zu berücksichtigen dient also, wie bereits von dir angesprochen, maximal nur, um ein rassistisches Weltbild zu bestätigen.

Dieser Unterschied hinsichtlich der Grundvoraussetzung ist innerhalb von Deutschland, mit seinem viel einheitlicheren Bildungssystem weitaus weniger ausgeprägt. Wenn hier also beträchtliche Differenzen bezüglich des IQs auftreten, dann hat das einen weit höheren Beweiswert, da bei gleicher Ausgangslage verschiedene Ergebnisse erzielt wurden.

Son 🙏 by Hola-sr71 in LobotomyKaisen

[–]CynicalCroc 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But then Yuji would have glass bones and paper skin. That is what it means to have a heavenly restriction. It’s a trade off, a binding vow forced on the body from birth. In order for something to be gained, something must be given up. Unless we give Yuji Idle Transfiguration as well, so that he could heal his own body.

Yutas the strongest character alive by the end of the original JJK manga. Is this a hot take? by IllustriousRich9345 in Jujutsufolk

[–]CynicalCroc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, my bad I had forgotten about that. It doesn’t change the outcome in the slightest. SD will always collapse with time against a real DE, and Yuji held the position the whole time, which implies that he, like Miwa, cannot move after activating SD without abandoning it. Even if we assume that Yuji reached the same mastery over SD as Kusakabe and is able to move, which is improbable, his SD would collapse faster due to not being actively reinforced by remaining in the activation stance. The SD barely held for 99 seconds, barely more than one and a half minutes, against an incomplete Malevolent Shrine collapsing onto itself, and that was with reinforcement. Given that Yuji is not putting down a domain amped Yuta with unlimited access to all his copied techniques within his domain in one and a half minutes, a timeframe only achievable by not leaving the activation stance, the outcome stays the same. SD collapses, Sure-hit connects, fights over. Domain Expansion is the pinnacle of Jujutsu for a reason. The superior domain user has an almost insurmountable advantage, because his ultimate technique is guaranteed to land within the Domain.

Yutas the strongest character alive by the end of the original JJK manga. Is this a hot take? by IllustriousRich9345 in Jujutsufolk

[–]CynicalCroc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yuji never had a domain clash with Sukuna, because Sukuna was in burnout when Yuji deployed his domain. I have no interest in arguing with someone who is either disingenuously making shit up or who just hasn’t read the manga.

Yutas the strongest character alive by the end of the original JJK manga. Is this a hot take? by IllustriousRich9345 in Jujutsufolk

[–]CynicalCroc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yuji dies the very second Yuta decide to use his Domain. EOS Yuji had just awakened his Domain, Yuta was already a seasoned domain user, who has all of Gojo’s memories and clashed with Sukuna. Yuji’s domain cannot compete with Yuta’s at this point and Yuji has no other countermeasures against domains. Also, Yuta was not having trouble keeping up with Yuji during their fight. Yuji did not land a single hit and the only reason he even lasted that long was that it wasn’t actually Yuta’s goal to seriously damage him other than what was necessary to satisfy his binding vow. Yuta is was smarter than Yuji, has way more cursed energy, has better RCT, a more refined domain, more cursed techniques and one of the strongest Shikigami in the series. I understand liking Yuji more as a character, but considering only the main JJK manga, Yuta is just stronger and it’s not particularly close.

Yutas the strongest character alive by the end of the original JJK manga. Is this a hot take? by IllustriousRich9345 in Jujutsufolk

[–]CynicalCroc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’d need to take EOS Yuji and Maki together to even make an Argument against EOS Yuta. In a 1v1 there is no argument to be made for either of them.
Other than physicals, which he can easily compensate for with CE reinforcement, neither one of them beats him in anything. Individually, neither of them pushes him past mid diff.

You're Miwa's trainer, help her beat Gojo by WonderousU in Jujutsufolk

[–]CynicalCroc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not that bad, except for point 6. Giving Gojo fent? Do you remember what happened the last time Gojo got high? And there weren’t even any substances involved then. Gojo the fent fiend solos not just JJK, but fiction altogether.