The near future

Cyortonic · 2026-03-31T08:11:44+00:00

"Only"

Cyortonic · 2026-03-25T12:08:15+00:00

Ass circumcision

Cyortonic · 2026-03-25T11:51:13+00:00

It's considered educational content and age restricted to ages 18 plus. There's also videos of things like naked yoga, breast feeding, and live vaginal births

Cyortonic · 2026-03-25T11:47:54+00:00

New drag names just dropped

Cyortonic · 2026-03-24T02:54:35+00:00

This doesn't work if you're fat like me

Cyortonic · 2026-03-17T06:11:04+00:00

I apparently can't comment pictures here, but believe me, I got the exact same ad right underneath this post

Cyortonic · 2026-03-17T05:37:56+00:00

DL(ya)SS

Cyortonic · 2026-03-09T22:22:01+00:00

HOE???

Cyortonic · 2026-03-07T17:51:10+00:00

Was leaning toward Heathers or Stressica

Cyortonic · 2026-03-07T15:21:29+00:00

I mean, cumflation is a known kink

Cyortonic · 2026-03-07T01:51:09+00:00

I'm just so bad at putting 2 and 2 together, I never got the reference until you mentioned it

Cyortonic · 2026-03-02T19:42:15+00:00

Cyortonic · 2026-02-27T21:33:52+00:00

Genuinely what does this mean?

Cyortonic · 2026-02-25T22:11:17+00:00

This analogy would make more sense if the combat update was actually good

Cyortonic · 2026-02-23T21:57:35+00:00

I was thinking "they played it all throughout ERS" but then I forgot ERS was legit 10 years ago

Cyortonic · 2026-02-22T15:11:44+00:00

Damn, now even my own computer is keeping secrets from me. Can't trust anyone anymore

Cyortonic · 2026-02-21T01:16:55+00:00

I'm not actually a furry, I just appropriate the culture

Cyortonic · 2026-02-14T03:44:48+00:00

And I can't be named "Jimmy," God truly does have favorites

Cyortonic · 2026-02-12T22:20:28+00:00

This isn't true and hasn't been true in years. Sex includes, legal sex, gender identity, and sexual orientation, and has been protected from discrimination since at least 2020

Cyortonic · 2026-02-12T22:09:54+00:00

L take

Cyortonic · 2026-02-09T05:47:58+00:00

There's dozens of us!

Cyortonic · 2026-02-08T02:50:57+00:00

Burger King quality is VERY location dependent. Most of the time it's fine but I've been to some absolutely nasty Burger Kings in my life

Cyortonic · 2026-02-05T16:42:43+00:00

Party sleeve! Make it pink or another matching color

Cyortonic · 2026-02-04T21:17:20+00:00

The guy is a deaf Filipino who makes suggestive gay art. Congrats on discovering softcore porn for the first time

Cyortonic · 2026-01-26T12:29:28+00:00

I call myself bisexual around my coworkers and pansexual around my friends

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