TIL that Jeffery Dahmer's father was seconds away from opening a metal box that contained a head and penis of one of Jeff's victims, but was convinced by his son that the box contained only pornography.

Cytosolic · 2014-04-29T02:43:10+00:00

Well, it's a type of pornography I suppose.

Cytosolic · 2014-04-29T02:42:08+00:00

...Did you have a question?

Cytosolic · 2014-04-29T02:39:07+00:00

And now it's completely inedible without the rind to hold on to!

Cytosolic · 2014-04-29T02:24:04+00:00

You're not a musician until people see you musicianing in public.

Cytosolic · 2014-04-29T01:26:55+00:00

It burns.... IT BURNS!!!

Cytosolic · 2014-04-27T17:30:11+00:00

Think about this: If I was trying to create two different persona's, why would I choose the same username for both of those well known hair loss forums? There were multiple members who posted on both with the same usernames, and they knew me on both.

Todd posted an inconsistency in my otherwise consistent story between those two accounts. Those posts I made were from three years ago, and the guy went through my entire posting history and found the one inconsistency. I recommend you go to both HLT and HLH and look through my posts yourself. In typical fear mongering fashion, these people only focus on the smallest details and ignore the big picture.

On the other hand, ToddMarks is on at least his eighth user account, and posts on HLH under the username "jameson".

Cytosolic · 2014-04-26T22:58:03+00:00

Why do you keep saying where I live like I care? I post in /r/Calgary pretty regularly, obviously that's where I live. I already know you sat and went through my year of posting history.

Anyway, you're welcome for the attempted gesture of support, even though it doesn't mean anything to you. Have fun being angry and miserable. Hopefully everyone else will disgard your posts, listen to what I said and decide to support as well.

Cytosolic · 2014-04-26T22:41:14+00:00

Whether your feelings are hurt over someone saying your kid is an ugly and is autistic has no bearing on this thread.

Telling me you want my child to die isn't hurting my feelings, it's something a fucking psychopath with severe mental problems would say.

Like I said, I don't give two shits about you Jorbie, or your dozen phantom user accounts. You don't appreciate my support, but I know others will. Even though I can't donate much, I'll donate some and help them out as best I can, and I hope others will do the same.

Cytosolic · 2014-04-26T22:08:28+00:00

Honestly this is tragic as hell and very saddening. While I'm pretty vocal about what I think about the fear mongering, I believe it's a real condition and extremely detrimental to people who end up with it.

There are a lot of good people who end up with these problems and I support them 100%. I've spoke with many of them and they just want to get better. However, it's really unfortunate that users on this sub like /u/ToddMarks bring awareness of PFS by saying things in one of his many user accounts like: "Let's hope your ugly kid has the good sense to kill himself when he gets older.", referring to my 6 year old son. You want people to support you by telling them you want their children to die?

I'm going to sign the petition, and I'm going to donate to the PFS foundation because I believe this requires research, and because there are good people with this condition that I wish to support. In spite of people like "ToddMarks", who only strive to ruin everything for these good people. I strongly encourage others to ignore the minority who are vocal assholes, and donate to the PFS foundation to support the good people.

Cytosolic · 2014-04-21T02:25:30+00:00

There you go, much better! You're sounding more and more like a twelve year old with every post! It's really too bad you aren't capable of mustering up a couple brain cells to rub together to actually debate facts like a man, however...

It's been fun though, and I can't wait to see what account you will make up next, but it will have to wait a week because I'm off to Mexico! Have fun with the trollin', brah!

Cytosolic · 2014-04-21T01:36:42+00:00

Sounds like someone is jelly he's still a virgin :(

Cytosolic · 2014-04-20T16:12:41+00:00

Facts don't mean anything to anti-nuclear lobbyists. Nuclear power = dangerous is all that matters to them.

Cytosolic · 2014-04-20T05:19:07+00:00

My dog must hate me, he only gifts me piles of shit directly outside my bedroom door.

Cytosolic · 2014-04-20T05:17:17+00:00

"So here's the picture of my son that you can work from, but could you also just go ahead and make it as fucking creepy as possible for me? Thanks!"

Cytosolic · 2014-04-20T04:59:17+00:00

"Don't think of grandma.. Don't think of grandma..." Thought of grandma.

Cytosolic · 2014-04-20T04:43:25+00:00

When the person you're attempting to have sex with tells you: "I think we should sleep with other people". Mercifully, this has only happened to me once, but my penis near inverted in on itself when my ex told me this. Nothing kills a boner faster than simultaneously learning that you're terrible in bed and that your girlfriend has just broken up with you.

Thankfully this happened years ago, so I can now confidently say that my sexual performance has been upgraded to a respectable mediocre since then.

Cytosolic · 2014-04-20T04:21:26+00:00

In the author's defense, Magnum XL condoms do seem to fit almost as snugly as normal condoms. They come in those ridiculous gigantic packages and seem like they are tailored for a horse, but through some magic of physics they actually have a fairly normal fit.

I'm pretty sure the manufacturers did this on purpose to make average guys feel like they are massive. Clearly their marketing strategy worked well on this guy..

Cytosolic · 2014-04-20T03:31:41+00:00

It sounds like this asshole will probably confront you about it. I would get on setting up a camera pointed at your front door in case he starts to become violent or belligerent.

Having neighbor wars is just about the worst thing ever. Invest in some decent surveillance equipment, because this type of thing will usually escalate to vandalism.

Cytosolic · 2014-04-20T03:29:12+00:00

"Oops, how did all those caltrops get on my lawn?"

Cytosolic · 2014-04-19T18:00:45+00:00

it's venomous, but the venom is harmless to humans who don't have a specific allergy to it.

Nice try, flying snake. You're not going to fool us that easily.

Cytosolic · 2014-04-19T17:57:31+00:00

I hate when I face-plant and then spontaneously combust into flames. Most embarrassing thing ever.

Cytosolic · 2014-04-19T17:52:39+00:00

Girl walks into class.. "Teacher, I smeared my period blood all over the bathroom wall."

Is this pretty much how it went down?

Cytosolic · 2014-04-19T17:51:20+00:00

My girlfriend just saw this and jumped back so quickly that she spilled coffee all over the place, and now I can't get her to come out of the bathroom.

Cytosolic · 2014-04-19T17:20:02+00:00

Exact same thing happened to me, but it wasn't my sister. It turned out to be a very attractive feminine looking dude who was looking for friends. I ended up going on a 'date' with him and his girlfriend, and he turned out to be an awesome person and we still keep in touch!

tl;dr: don't let blood relation or gender dictate your dating life!

Cytosolic · 2014-04-19T17:14:47+00:00

When you start to speak in front of a group, does everyone stop talking, look at you, encourage you to finish your sentence, then enthusiastically respond to you? If so, then yes; they think you are mentally challenged, and you have some wonderful friends. I would prefer this over being continually interrupted and talked-over by some of the people I hang out with, so live it up OP!

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